[pr1nceshawn]

Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.

[woodelf68]

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

[awesome-picz]

Reasons Why Being A Nature Photographer Is The Best Job In The World.

[missvoltairine-blog]

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

[ratburglars]

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

[judgebunnie]

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

[knottahooker]

#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)

OH MAN

LET ME LEARN YOU A THING

[sadcypress]

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

[mildredjosephine]

My husband and I still quote this to this day.

[lawfulgoodness]

I give the full “hokey, so… here’s the earth” whenever I’m stumbling over my words or trying to figure out what to say.

AND WHO SAYS THIS VIDEO ISN’T FUNNY!?!?!?!?  I WILL FIGHT YOU!

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

What the fuck kind of a heretic doesn’t think this is funny?

[between-the-ley-lines]

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS

[galadrielles]

[64mb]

[laughingsquid]

Hedgehog Inadvertently Plays a Respectable Measure of Jazz Just by Walking Atop Piano Keys

[brightcoat]

THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

[xiegray]

This is so up my alley I don’t believe this

[skygenders]

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

[notvcreativename]

These literally never get old.

[pencey]

emo mating signal: g note on piano

[boyscoveredinscrambledeggs]

i love how over 14,000 people just KNOW 

[kellyerika]

💔

[couragekindnessandmagic]

When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

[giantchicken-deactivated2018050]

YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

[fantasylandstation]

yo

[winchester101]

guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins 

[nipahdubs]

[rosiedoll]

[wonderful-wasp]

FOREVER REBLOG

[youtuberfandomships]

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

[whatacatch]

the americans are asleep…. i’m gonna say it… channing tatum isnt that attractive

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

[imguiltyofthis]

this is the definition of college.

[sizvideos]

Sales girl pranks customers during test drive

[insomniac-arrest]

Local tax collectors hate him!!

Man takes tax evasion to a whole new level: house won’t stop fucking moving

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

[penn-name]

“Not today small ensemble”

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

“Yam is meat”

[snarkyhetalian]

“We don’t HAVE motion detectors!”

[h0rsantula]

“Nebulorbs”

[lonesome-cowpoke]

Let’s party like we’re cornstarch!!!

[movedto-fruitpxncharts]

STEWIE GEORGE STEPHANOPOLOUS MY MAIN MAN

[1010meha]

SHIP SNICKERDOODLE #2K13

[wintertealeaves]

Have you ever looked at a horses eyes? I mean LOOKED?!

[cuzlife]

Cupcakes.

[carroots]

Oh look, satan’s back

[donthavethegunthingy]

Angry Hedge is Scary Hedge

[yellowtrichster-deactivated2018]

I FIGHT MY FRIENDS

[tiredgaymage-deactivated2019012]

Je suis un sandwich.

[ct-1776]

Elle a douze ans

[thereimango]

Kevin

[ferretfyre]

Jinkies

[thedeadtravelfast]

Burnin’ down the house

[thequeen-of-hell]

@dreamingintheclouds35 and @cherryberi  “baby bread”  lmao

[bogbitchthings]

“elf on a shelf” lmaaoooo @its-a-fandoms-party @cherryberi

[thebabieuwu]

“9.2 CM” @sebaciel-roleplay

[just-one-hell-of-a-blogger]

That’s my pillow!

[danisonamazingphil-deactivated2]

Protect the Alan’s 2k15

[yumeyumey]

Doctor Hume

[miyakuli]

IT’S SOFT @haruno-will-of-fire

[enoa-l]

C’est une zone hétérogène ;3 @miyakuli 

[carpocabbage]

hotdog

[pvnkpansy]

“Jim, that’s no dog…”

[talkdrarrytome]

Wiat fro em @shewhxmustnxtbenamed

[made--of--ivory--and--gold]

@mandapanda5132 Fuck Will Perkins!!!

[hopscotchtoheaven]

@keepcalmandfondue no no no no no no NONONONO… NO! *bonk bonk*

[fairy-princette]

Butter knife

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Narwhals

[do-not-feed-the-pterodactyls]

boop

[lizthefangirl]

STUPID STICKS

[celesthetics]

@the-profoundbond FFFFFOOUUINFFF

[morning-cxffee]

IVE NEVER FELT THIS FINE BEFORE, BAGUETTE

[no-problems-at-all]

Ake the stenils

[machiavellianmatrices]

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HOMOEROTIC ITALIAN HOTEL WITH THE DEMON IN THE VENT STAYS IN THE HOMOEROTIC ITALIAN HOTEL WITH THE DEMON IN THE VENT

[tomatoheart-deactivated20191124]

Jesus baby

[starnotee]

@8bitaesthetic Everyone is Puppetri/Do a Zetto

@weeabootrash456 Me mum

@roboruler save sodfuck

[atlasllm]

Tell. It. To stop.

[un1c0re]

Boob swords

[brightbluebassist-blog]

the WHOLE TIME

[caecilianteeth]

*friggle

*amethyst’s long jagged fingernails

*lapis wont let me eat my cereal!!

*rest in pepperoni

*i cant believe you’rE LAPIS

*fat centipeetle

*nude sheet

*long tongued asgore

[brightbluebassist-blog]

Garnet’s “secondary gems”

[the-last-known-bison]

Gold Carts

[sound-overlord]

tHE CANCER *rubbing our feet on the wall in canada* manlumps heh heh, byeeeeeeee

[rachjd]

ASSKEEMOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!! @sound-overlord

[everettsometimes]

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

2 feet of milk at most

[thinkingoutsidethetree]

you have really flat knees

plankton? is that the one that looks like a gherkin?

smells like tit rash

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[trisabelle]

Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

My dick is lingible

[cosmokramers-deactivated2018091]