Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.
Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.
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noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
d e v o n
Show & Tell
trying on a metaphor
Cosimo Galluzzi
hello vonnie

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cherry valley forever

blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
wallacepolsom
almost home
will byers stan first human second

shark vs the universe
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Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.
Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.
Reasons Why Being A Nature Photographer Is The Best Job In The World.
it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet
tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day
same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”
#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)
OH MAN
LET ME LEARN YOU A THING
who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?
My husband and I still quote this to this day.
I give the full “hokey, so… here’s the earth” whenever I’m stumbling over my words or trying to figure out what to say.
AND WHO SAYS THIS VIDEO ISN’T FUNNY!?!?!?!? I WILL FIGHT YOU!
What the fuck kind of a heretic doesn’t think this is funny?
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS
Hedgehog Inadvertently Plays a Respectable Measure of Jazz Just by Walking Atop Piano Keys
THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE
This is so up my alley I don’t believe this
Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
These literally never get old.
emo mating signal: g note on piano
i love how over 14,000 people just KNOW
When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney
It’s like,
have
you
seen
what
Disney
has
done
before?
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins
FOREVER REBLOG
I snorted so hard I was not expecting that
the americans are asleep…. i’m gonna say it… channing tatum isnt that attractive
Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’
this is the definition of college.
Sales girl pranks customers during test drive
Local tax collectors hate him!!
Man takes tax evasion to a whole new level: house won’t stop fucking moving
Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.
“Not today small ensemble”
“Yam is meat”
“We don’t HAVE motion detectors!”
“Nebulorbs”
Let’s party like we’re cornstarch!!!
STEWIE GEORGE STEPHANOPOLOUS MY MAIN MAN
SHIP SNICKERDOODLE #2K13
Have you ever looked at a horses eyes? I mean LOOKED?!
Cupcakes.
Oh look, satan’s back
Angry Hedge is Scary Hedge
I FIGHT MY FRIENDS
Je suis un sandwich.
Elle a douze ans
Kevin
Jinkies
Burnin’ down the house
@dreamingintheclouds35 and @cherryberi “baby bread” lmao
“elf on a shelf” lmaaoooo @its-a-fandoms-party @cherryberi
“9.2 CM” @sebaciel-roleplay
That’s my pillow!
Protect the Alan’s 2k15
Doctor Hume
IT’S SOFT @haruno-will-of-fire
C’est une zone hétérogène ;3 @miyakuli
hotdog
“Jim, that’s no dog…”
Wiat fro em @shewhxmustnxtbenamed
@mandapanda5132 Fuck Will Perkins!!!
@keepcalmandfondue no no no no no no NONONONO… NO! *bonk bonk*
Butter knife
Narwhals
STUPID STICKS
@the-profoundbond FFFFFOOUUINFFF
IVE NEVER FELT THIS FINE BEFORE, BAGUETTE
Ake the stenils
WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HOMOEROTIC ITALIAN HOTEL WITH THE DEMON IN THE VENT STAYS IN THE HOMOEROTIC ITALIAN HOTEL WITH THE DEMON IN THE VENT
Jesus baby
@8bitaesthetic Everyone is Puppetri/Do a Zetto
@weeabootrash456 Me mum
@roboruler save sodfuck
Tell. It. To stop.
Boob swords
the WHOLE TIME
*friggle
*amethyst’s long jagged fingernails
*lapis wont let me eat my cereal!!
*rest in pepperoni
*i cant believe you’rE LAPIS
*fat centipeetle
*nude sheet
*long tongued asgore
Garnet’s “secondary gems”
Gold Carts
tHE CANCER *rubbing our feet on the wall in canada* manlumps heh heh, byeeeeeeee
ASSKEEMOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!! @sound-overlord
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE
2 feet of milk at most
you have really flat knees
plankton? is that the one that looks like a gherkin?
smells like tit rash
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them
My dick is lingible