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ieattaperecorders

Me: I like TMA so much, I wonder if Thirteen Storeys will have a similar vibe at all.

Thirteen Storeys, immediately: Fuck billionaires, fuck landlords, and most of all fuck billionaire landlords.

Me: Ahh, hello Jonny, so good to see you again.

m0nster-nonks

Random Magnus Archives characters as Cursed images

1st image is from @slimyswampghost

Michael shelley:

Gertrude Robinson:

Simon Fairchild:

Peter Lucas:

Jane Prentiss:

Martin:

Mr spider:

Elias:

Jon:

Notthem/Notsasha:

weirdosandcoins

I hate when twitter makes sense

harpyhormones

genuinely blows my fucking mind that anyone thinks that elon musk is smart in like, any capacity, let alone “the smartest man on the planet” like….. that man? the send-a-the-car-into-a-space man? the “im gonna build a stupid lil mini sub to rescue these kids instead of just letting divers do it” man? the “im not gonna have industry standard caution taping in my tesla factories because i dont like the color yellow, causing many injuries” man? that fucking man? i hate techie bros worshipping this man like hes some real life iron man shit

hes all the smugness and bad politics of iron man with none of the engineering ability

the man is a fucking idiot trust fund kiddie

left-reminders

amarguerite

I bet there’s a lot of one star Yelp reviews “A.Z. Fell and Co. Bookshop,” like:

“Is this store ever actually open?”

“By some miracle the store was open when I went in. It smells really bad? I don’t know why. Incredibly dusty and disorganized. Could not find any staff member when I wanted to buy a book. Ended up giving up and going home.”

“Unparalleled collection but awful, awful staff. Tried to purchase a 16th century book of prophecy I’ve been trying to get my hands on for years. Shopkeeper treated me like I was trying to steal it and then refused to let me purchase it, while casting some very nasty aspirations in my character based on how I handled the spines of early modern volumes when taking them off of a shelf. Will NOT be coming back.”

“Went in to browse. Two very odd men in suits came in and loudly discussed needing to buy pornography. The shopkeeper took them to the backroom and then after the two men left (without a book, mind you), the owner kicked us out and closed. I think this bookshop is a front for the mafia.”

“There is a large snake roaming around the premsises.”

laniidae-passerine

What I’m really glad about is that we’ve finally returned to the trope of the 1) Master hiring an alien race for evil, 2) trying to fight the Doctor using the alien race 3) getting thwarted by the Doctor and then 4) getting his ass beat by the aliens, just the way it should be.

rox-and-prose

Billionaires will never "reinvest" their money in the community and my source for this is that they still have it. They have already not used their money for public benefit. That's how they got to have that much money. If you want them to put that money to good use for everyone's benefit, well good news there's a mechanism for that and it is called taxes

lesbianrustcohle

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

lesbianrustcohle

brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.

me: no??? that’s mean???

brain: polar bear, then

me: no

lesbianrustcohle

brain: the lions just got fed raw meat

me: yes?

brain: steal it and eat it in front of them

me: …

lesbianrustcohle

rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received

pro-survivors

I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain.

budgiekazoo

sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering

thenerdbeast-deactivated2018070

@harinezumiko

harinezumiko

This 100% was me at the zoo. Don’t touch Melon, he’s mean. Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he likes it? Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he won’t get off the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the good side will be fine. Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM. The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for feeding them. This is fine, because they don’t have antlers. The male deer is locked up while we’re putting out food because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby asymmetrical horns, because he thinks the females are doing it. The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach through holes they’ve made in the tarp on the gate to their enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old man monkey will also pee on the keepers that don’t give him fruit loops. He is a jerk.) The rehabilitated bear that still sits like she’s on a couch because she did that when she was living in a crack house? Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor and try to offer treats for pets. Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Mac’s enclosure no matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes, Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a sign of dominance even though she’s a housecat and he could eat her in approximately one bite. The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you forever because he is a grumpy old man. All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They don’t know you and they are very distressed that you’re taking their poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is insane and will not learn. Do not pet the guinea pig.

lesbianrustcohle

this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it! thank you

blueelectricangels

as biologist, can confirm

brain: that frog is very small me: well spotted, brain brain: put smol frog in mouth me: no!

brain: that lynx…looks so fluffy… me: it does brain: we should pet it. me: it’s awake and angry so no.

brain: baaaaby bunny. me: yup. brain: baby bunny goes in pocket me: nooo it doesn’t.

thesanityclause

reblogging for my zookeeper friends

deactivayed1273747272811-deacti

A very potter musical

I’m trying to prove a point to my sister, so reblog if a very potter musical is more canon to you than the cursed child is

notexactlycoping

roolsilver

My entire life condensed into one sentence.

amateur

Unmute

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

Coco Gauff’s Wimbledon 2019 First Round Press Conference

did-you-know

When John and Theodore Copsey helped build California’s Lower Lake Stone Jail in 1876, they didn’t expect they’d become the first people to ever be jailed there- but that’s exactly what happened after they celebrated their finished project a little too much at the local saloon.

After remembering they’d forgotten to secure the roof, they also became the first people to ever escape from it.

(Source)

cloudsinsummertime

hot take: hrt, gender therapy and trans surgeries should be free

cloudsinsummertime

if cis people don’t have to pay to have a body that doesn’t make them dysphoric, neither should trans people

daisto-deactivated20181027

So by that logic does that mean that I should get anti-depressants and all the other pills for my mental issues for free because the people who don’t suffer from them don’t have to pay to have them?

cloudsinsummertime

yes

fun-with-colors

And does that mean that corrective lenses should also be free, because people with good vision don’t need to pay to see clearly, and that devices to aid in mobility for people with limited mobility (from crutches to (practical) canes to wheelchairs to prosthetics) should also be free, because people who don’t have limited mobility don’t need to pay for them?

cloudsinsummertime

yes? why does everyone in the notes keep trying to come up with gotchas lmao everything to do with healthcare should be free

tabbytheravioli

Then by that logic, healthy food and clean water should be free because without food and water we will die. Also, without water, hygiene will be minimal therefore increasing the chances of disease.

bintilleil-deactivated20200510

Yes. People should have access to a healthy happy life and the whole point of a society is to support eachother and work together. how brainwashed by capitalism are you to think food and water shouldn’t be free in an ideal world.

cherryseltzer

this post is such a wild ride every time. ‘so by this logic, people should have free access to the things they need to live and survive?????????’ like yes bitch, all of it !!!