what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way
I'm going to schlop schlop glop schlop my way into your house through the windows. Yes all of them. Yes at once. Why are you screaming
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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

if i look back, i am lost
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@this-queer-is-not-afraid-bitch
what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way
I'm going to schlop schlop glop schlop my way into your house through the windows. Yes all of them. Yes at once. Why are you screaming
I found the most unsettling poem I must have written as a very young teenager. It sounds like some kind of invocation.
Half past twelve is underwater east and west and north and south one goes over and one goes under one is a hungry mouth.
She is the world and she is the window the starlight and the bramble wreath one is a carp and one is a minnow one is nothing but teeth.
The wind is soft and the water’s shallow and what has been will never be; hands of stone or hands of tallow, we will find them. One-two-three.
Unsettling, hell. I want this as a piece of word art for my wall.
Unsettling, hell.
I want this as a piece of
word art for my wall.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
There is a fish in my bedroom in a stained glass tank.
It is small, and quiet, and it's fins wave and shimmer like silk blankets when it swims. The patterns on the glass shine a bright blue and gold and orange, and the fish cuts through the water, swimming from colour to colour, outrunning one only to be highlighted in another.
And I can't help but feel that it would be better to free it from this church, this never-ending alter of light upon light, colours changing beyond its understanding as it's world shifts and morphes in it's marvellous hues with every forwards movement. It would be better to pluck it, quivering, from the cold bright water and place it into something less elaborate, less confusing, more natural.
But I can't.
The tank is made of stained glass, and I do not have another. There is nowhere else to keep it. The sunlight hits the glass and the colours blaze across my room like a halo. I shield my eyes every morning. It will die in this tank. It will never know a life beyond this room.
There is a fish in my bedroom, in a stained glass tank, and I think the guilt might kill me.
What if I started posting oc fandom content. What then.
it’s all “be gay, do crimes” until an unabashedly queer person actually breaks the law. i’m starting to think some of y’all would consider jaywalking morally reprehensible
Doing something socially unconventional but perfectly legal isn't "crime," Arsyn, your name is great and your self expression is valid but you don't get to judge the transwomen throwing bricks through cop car windshields or tell people who actively speak out against oppressive forces that they're causing a scene and would be better off going along with what they're being told to do instead of "getting themselves in trouble." Just because you'd shit yourself trying to shoplift a Crème Egg from big Tesco doesn't mean everyone else has the same moral standard.
Text: PSA to anyone with a tree nut allergy who frequents starbucks. We have a new drink called the pistachio cold foam cold brew and our pistachio sauce not only has real pistachio in it, the syrup sticks inside the blender and will 100% not fully wash off with the rinsers we use (its just water). I highly suggest if you want a cold foam drink during Jan-March you request it done in a sanitized blender to lower the chance of having a reaction if you are at risk.
Some baristas are also suggesting holding off on frapps as well (reddit thread)
Also highlighting one comment:
We do use almond milk, and people can request an almond milk cold foam, so if someone has a bad nut allergy, they should be requesting sanitized smallwares, no matter what they are ordering, any time of the year.
It is much easier to hate nazis and conspiracy theorists than it is to love Jews.
It is much easier to puff out your chest against a hypothetical, obvious villain than it is to help the real people they exploit.
I gently challenge allies to ask themselves today: "Where am I directing my energy? Am I putting in the work to show the world how much I hate nazis, or am I putting in the work to uplift Jews and Jewish voices?"
Yaaaaalllllll!!!
CHICKENS ARE FLUORESCENT!!
Look. I’m unnaturally excited about this. I learned that owls fluoresce so I had to know: Do chickens? Google wasn’t helpful. But I have all the things I need for this experiment.
Please please please if you get photos or video of your chickens under a black light tag me or this post! I WANNA SEE!!!
I want one
"You're a security guard because you flopped out of cop school!" Common misconception. Truth being:
If you want to wander around a no-trespassing area in street clothes, you get arrested. If you're a security guard, they pay you to be there. Curiosity sated
As long as you can be trusted to supervise yourself, no boss breathing down your neck all day. Show up, do job, don't be a dick. Profit
Everyone feels cooler when they get to wear tactical pants
You will see the absolute wildest shit
Walk time? Walk time!! Walk Walk walk walk walk. Minimal ass-sitting
You get to differentiate between what different street drugs look and smell like, with oversight from people who can teach you safe handling and disposal! You can get that at McDonald's too but idk if you're supplied with PPE
Meet new people, make new friends
Improv is an applicable skill
Cops have to pass a psych eval. Nothing further your honor
Download Firefox
Install uBlock Origin
If you use Chrome, Firefox has a feature to import your bookmarks, passwords, and other data when you switch.
You deserve software that doesn’t hate you, switch to Firefox <3 🦊
Other good extensions:
Privacy Possum is an anti-tracking extension that not only blocks commercial trackers, it also fucks with them by generating nonsense data.
Forget Me Not is a cookie management tool that lets you choose whether/how sites can store cookies on your computer on a site-by-site basis.
Bypass Paywalls Clean does exactly what it says: allows you to bypass paywalls on news sites and the like.
SponsorBlock uses crowd-sourced data to block sponsored segments on YouTube videos. Now you never have to hear about NordVPN or Raycon ever again!
Breakthrough Twitter Login Wall is another “what it says on the tin” extension. It stops Twitter from trying to force you to log in, so you can browse anonymously in peace.
The fox is speaking through Ed Sheeran, hiding in his hair and puppeteering him like Remy did with Linguini in Ratatouille. Good film. Tasty. I want to try the rats.
If ur a guest in my house then I promise ill be courteous and let you choose which hole we crawl through
can we. go inthe
scary hole please thank you
The Him lives down there
He's friendly (if you distract him with cheese)
I am deceased
minor update:
reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them
Yeah there’s a beautiful bot site that if you put an email in it, will subscribe you to thousands of mailing lists.
Oops I dropped the site right here use it wisely
Wonderful
the tag……….my god….
It’s pure gold
(x)
SHOTS FIRED!!!!
CANNONS BLOWN!!!!
MISSILES LAUNCHED!!!
lorde really wrote an album about being the kid that stayed home when people went out and had to keep a reputation of being nice and modest and polite but secretly wanting to go crazy and dance wildly and go running and bounding and sobbing but feeling as though your whole life hinges on other people giving you the opportunity to do it and so you feel as though you’re wasting your youth
Lorde, sweetie I love you,, but please don't call me out like that again