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my life is a movie. the lego movie. because everything is awesome and im always bricked up

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

alexaloraetheris

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

alexaloraetheris

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

alexaloraetheris

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

redhairandpronouns

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

vinterfeminism

You would not believe the things I have heard as a transfem butch.

dumbdogdiscourse

I once said something along the lines of "why does everyone assume that every gnc cis man is an egg" and was harassed for it and sarcastically told that obviously the treatment of cis men should be our biggest concern and that I didn't know anything about egg culture (I do). You do realize that gnc people are queer too, right? You realize I can concern myself with "smaller" problems, because I love gnc people and am concerned about their well-being? You realize that telling people they must be trans because of their presentation is just as bad as telling someone must be cis for the same reasons?

I'm never going to shut up about how shitty the queer community treats gender non-conforming people, especially gender non-conforming men.

redhairandpronouns

also the treatment of gnc cis men tells me a lot about how you'd treat gnc trans men. like, you think that if a man likes feminine clothing he's secretly a woman? do you know how many people have told me i'm not "actually trans" because i like feminine clothing? stop reinforcing gender norms i am Begging

omar-little

how was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing fun? it didn't look fun

#going out to my ex lmao

jesterbots

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

#don't larpers usually go all in?#so wouldn't that actually make larper the opposite of poser?

pitjob-deactivated20240513

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

marxismopportunism

#eremin

orpheuslament

will graham was pushing 40 when he bagged a hot european sugar daddy. never kill yourself

grumfy

ageplay but i’m a fetus and mommy aborts me

midnight03-18

#aot #so soft

undertheblanketwithyuu

zeke trying to manipulate eren only to realize he's born crazy will never not be funny

#aot

kitty-kat-roxx

Js wait for the soreness ull feel for a week after I tie u to a bed and edge u for a whole night with one of those fuh machines with a vibe against ur dih till ur constantly begging/crying to nuh😭

#aot #beautiful #mwuah mwuah mwuah