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@thisunworthiesthand
Superbat domestic fluff art based on a fanfic !!
FYI the fanfic contain mature content
Name: Keep Me Right (Up All Night)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82890066/chapters/218252171
Here’s a link
This is the inspo for the art tehee
Closer look!! 🤩🤩
EXTRAS!!
YIPPEE!!!
Okay that’s all
omg that's my fic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one of the many things with Batman is that if everything is his fault than everything is within his control, and if everything is within his control than he can better himself (something hypothetically possible) to ensure that no one is ever hurt again.
if it is not his fault then it is not within his control and then there's nothing he can do to prevent it from happening again.
this is why he will always make it his fault and this is why he will always accept any blame thrown at him whether merited or not. his drive for control isn't love of power it's fear of inescapable consequences
The Corn Field: part 7
Your beautiful smile
how often do you think he has a “this is someone’s baby” moment with the robins and why is your answer “all the time”
Make yourself using this picrew and tag who you want!
@meadow-roses (Meadow!) @loftwingofcrimson (Lo!) @unknown-art-loverr (Lo friend!) You wanna join? :3
Heheh this was fun!! :3
@sobekettemsa7 @jaxy-boy @supersilly897 @sugarhoneydoodles and anyone else who wanna join!! <33
THANKS FOR THE TAG!!! 🩷🩷
@starlitorchids @kingsl3y7530 @suffering-and-misery and anyone else who wants to join!!!
Thanks for my tag ml <3
tagging @itzairiii @toomanyf4ndoms77 @batsydoodle @lemedstudent2021 @ennarchy
...and the rest of my moots and friends have been stolen by prev >:C
oOH I love tag games picrews, thank you for tagging me!
tagging @flyingshy @noodledragon324 @joekitsu - only 3 bc it's the best number and to leave some mutuals to keep the ball rollin
Ah how fun! Thanks for the tag :)
no pressure tags: @clarkcvnt, @hyoninnuri, @24hrsoda, @thisunworthiesthand, @mosaicarray + anyone else who sees and wants to have a go!
thanks for tag!! <33
if u wanna: @mylittlebettyz @bisexual-capricorn @whatamisupposedtotyphere
& anyone else who wants to play!!
trope tag game!! <3
thank you for the tag @raspberry-ribcage @li-rheinn and @inhalingstardust000 <3 <3 this was such fun!
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia (but sometimes these are the same) // fantasy au or modern au (vampire/werewolf my beloved) // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff (sorry i can't choose - totally depends on mood) // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death (i cannot handle death in fic. it will ruin my day) // one-shot or multi-chapter (any length, but obvz more is always good) // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
no pressure tags toooo @deadpoets @wisteriagoesvroom @siysuki @ @oopslandiia @squigglesandcircles @ladymarshmall0w (consider this a gentle head pat if you've already done this <3)
Thank you for the tag, darling @georgiasbrainstuff ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff (both? both *nods*) // canon-compliant or fix-it (a mix, please~) // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
Butterflies, @heysudokustar @toasterbob @freckledfae @rosentryst @cas-gpt @merthurtrenches @piexperiment @nigaki @pallaspiastri + anyone who wants to join~ 𑣲⋆｡˚
Thank you for the tag @siysuki and sorry for such a delay!
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it (gotta fix all the shit decisions DC makes lol) // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
@touchofhemlocktea @occasionalauthoring @joekitsu @scissorscitygirl @superman-creampieing-batman @gotham-blight @gothamcats @urk-m and anyone wanting to play <3
Thanks for the tag @nigaki ! Oh this is gonna be hard to choose...
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au (this kinda depends coz i love both) // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff (also depends on my mood. Also why cant smut be fluffy) // canon-compliant or fix-it (depends on fandom) // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance (i like both a lot) // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane (surprisingly i like no capes aus a lot)
A lot of these depend on my mood and what fandom I'm reading lol, but these are the general stuff!
Obligatory tagging: @imsorrybruce @nepobebe @noodledragon324 @unbreakabledawn @butcherlarry @batsydoodle @qu33rcommunist @cosmictardigrade @capricious-bastard13 @courtofdunces @cheriecelestial and uh open tags I'm just tagging everyone that comes to mind rn
Thanks for the tag @joekitsu!!
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
There's nuance to a lot of these, especially considering the canon material being DC Comics, but I'd say these are the general preferences I have!!
Sorry if there's a repeat tag: @clarkcvnt, @vetttrece, @chemi-patara, @vanta-bat, @thisunworthiesthand, @batsydoodle, @hyoninnuri, @24hrsoda, @sisaloofafump, @etexcrucior, @ancillarybat, @animatedmess, and anyone else who sees this and wants to have a go :)
thank you for the tag @noodledragon324 !!! <333
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers (ideally: enemies to reluctant colleagues to friends to lovers) // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence (god i love yearning)// hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it (canon is a sandbox <3)// reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
sorry if you've done this already and i missed it: @mylittlebettyz @siritheplatypus @whatamisupposedtotyphere @bisexual-capricorn
and anybody else who'd like to play!
Poor Bruce— but honestly he likes being able to carry Clark
the puppy takes advantage of this by literally jumping onto him of course
I needed to see him in the jacket and chaps
Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system
(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy
One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable
To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit
"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."
I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.
everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing
Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction
They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined
Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman
beating this dead horse with memes
I think this completely captures the frustrations and burdens of silver age superman.
Superman #241
i've seen a number of fics write clark as not knowing or understanding human limits and making either stupid or sexy mistakes about it... but honestly i think clark, who has spent about 20 years studying human limits very, very carefully so that he doesn't get nabbed by the government/outed as a hero, would have a better understanding than most people of what, exactly, the human body is capable of!
The way i think about it is that all animals need to learn their limits in interacting with different materials. As children, we hit too hard and we get the feedback of "ouch!! That hurts!!! :(" and we learn to not do that. We try to pick a flower with our grubby toddler hands and we crush it accidentally, and next time we grasp it more gently. We learn through trial and response how to move about the world.
Clark had to do all of that, too, when he was growing up, but a mistake from him could have meant death/destruction for whatever he was interacting with, so i imagine it was a very stressful experience for the kents to try to gently but firmly work through his limits with him in a safe manner that would also convey what an average human would be able to do.
As an adult, i really dont see why he would have an issue with knowing his own strength -- he reasonably would already have learned how to interact with the world, just like everyone else has, albeit with very different capacities compared to him
Yes yes this! I definitely have had thoughts before of how the Kents would need to teach Clark as a baby (going with the idea he’s notably alien from the start and doesn’t somehow get his powers triggered from puberty like some canons). Clark probably heard a whole lot of that “ow, it hurts!” or noises of pain when he was little, and one of his earliest connections is that his touch = pain.
One of the words I imagine Clark learned first was “gentle”. I can see a core memory of his being his Pa holding him as a toddler, teaching him how to reach out and pet their calmest cow so lightly. Clark already so afraid to touch, but Jon takes his little hand in his and applies just enough pressure, petting the cow for him. “Gentle, gentle,” he coaches as Clark starts to do it himself.
Then other, less pleasant ones. Clark being upset at six or seven and trying to fling himself into his mother’s arms. He clings to her too tight, and he hears her rib as it cracks, even before her sudden scream of pain. He learns to wrap his arms around himself, instead, when he’s upset.
Jon makes the mistake of telling a ten-year-old Clark his grip needs to be firm when teaching him how to handshake and gets a fractured bone of his own. It’s six months before he can convince Clark to try again.
The Kents building out little exercises over the course of his life for Clark to learn his limits. Pick up this egg without breaking it. Throw this bale of hay, but only this far.
Maybe even a fun one, teaching him how to line dance. It teaches him how to move in sync with humans, in the way humans can move, at the right controlled speed. Clark has to stomp enough to make a sound, but not break the floor or rattle the ground. He has to jump, but not too high. He has to be very aware of a crowd of dancers around him, understand the space he takes up and how not to collide with anyone.
Clark didn’t train in martial arts or swordplay like Bruce or Diana to learn control of his body. But that doesn’t mean he didn’t spend his entire life training in his own way.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
chapter 11 is up!
clark asks to be exclusive, and bruce plans several honeymoons.
tired of batman always being carried by superman, when is it batman’s turn to hold the big man? also i have a headcannon that clark weighs way way less than he looks because he flies and idk it just makes sense to me
Welcome home.
Come to me
i cant find if i ever posted this one on tumblr. hes so important to me. hes magical i believe in him
one must imagine sisyphus as a fic writer
chapter 10 is finally up!!
considered adding the “useless lesbians” tag but lois and diana are perhaps the most useful people in this fic, and they’re technically bi lmao. i had a ball writing them regardless!
i will say, i’ve realized that i’ve never finished a fic before. the last time i posted was on wattpad wayyy back (before they had ads) and i’m starting to remember why i left those fics to die. this time, i will persevere with the power of my beautiful commenters!!!
