Exquisite Trash

Insta @thomaspat columbus, oh

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[mens-rights-activia]

me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year

2016: 

[mens-rights-activia]

2020:

[mens-rights-activia]

2026:

[b1zarr3vel]

[chinesewednesday]

[luidilovins]

my couchsona

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[wiiwheel]

fierce bitch with a cuntyyyyy bob no wonder we all stanned. absolute diva of all time

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree

[kosmogrl]

[grecoromanyaoi]

see one of my problems w movies n tv shows is that they often show a character of like a scientist or a historian and try and make them extremely boring but that shit just doesnt work on me. theyll b like 'well in 13th century turkey...' n everyone will b like ughhh shut up professor dinglebarry no one cares and like. well excuse me. stop the movie. id like to hear more about 13th century turkey.

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[queen-zigzag]

[confirmance]

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them

[warmleveret-deactivated20170910]

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

[nenchaenmoved-blog]

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

[re-bee-key]

you had to be there

[sacred-portal]

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[cerulean-city-gym]

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[sashaforthewin]

Booty shorts slogan

[erinbowbooks]