let yourself go

Arlette. "Negativity isn't the way to go, smile more, eat some chocolate."

[allured-aesthetic-deactivated20]

It’s all about the person you wanna raise a puppy with

[anxietyproblem]

[bartonbones]

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

It expires when its empty

[greelin]

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

[the-memedaddy]

[sociallychallengednerd]

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

[cuteskiddo]

[tatertodd-perished-deactivated2]

[willartforlovegems]

I want someone who has never had an art history class to tell me what this is called.

[bakurapika]

waterslides if you’re not a coward

[metallikato]

Quasimodo skate park 

[satandotgov]

house ribs

[vitamincream]

[astound]

great things take time | bridgett devoue

[miraclewhipofficial]

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[vivalski]

Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:

[aphrodaisyacs]

Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :)

[dretanya]

Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:

[deadbeatmaker]

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

[hardtostayaway-deactivated20180]

“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.

[deadbeatmaker]

I hate it when people say shit like this like we get it you’re an

[locketship]

[accidental-muse]

[bratmcnugget]

[commiethot]

yall hurt him so bad he deleted his Manchild Manifesto

[nickaroooo]

Y’all missed the best fucking part

[bingomann]

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

[manchannel]

[sometimes-now]

The Paradox Axe

[twofingerswhiskey]

this makes me so angry

[khoshekh-yourself-deactivated20]

the fact that they didn’t call it a paradaxe makes me angrier than the actual axe

[robertwire]

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

[angxlbabe-moved-deactivated2020]

I honestly just want to mean something to someone. I want to be the person they can’t get enough of, the person they want to love and cherish..