those sneaky greens

Stuff I make, stuff that makes me want to make things, a few lols, assorted pretties. Generally, a big ol' mess. Not always safe for work.

[k-eke]

Little walky

[justiceleague]

Keanu Reeves for Esquire (2021, ph. Nathaniel Goldberg)

[ronan-mazurier2-deactivated2025]

Miya Rurika as the Comte d’Artois I『1789 Les Amants de la Bastille』(2015)

[graciegra]

A new friend

[foldingfittedsheets]

No one in the reblogs sourced, this is from a Free Comic Book Day, the whole story is really cute!

[alwaysinsonder]

My fuchjdjsjdijdjfcjing UWUs!!!!!(!!*!(!

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i just feel like you guys should see this thread about foxes

[elodieunderglass]

For some reason, when biologists want to describe “the assemblage of morphological features shared among many members of a phylum-level group” we say bauplan. Which is German for “body plan.” But even if you don’t speak German you say “bauplan” anyway. So this is a very hilarious Social Media Discourse from someone who has forgotten that the word “bauplan” is an instant giveaway that you are actually a biologist and that makes it fantastic it’s like when robots try to pretend that they’re human but better

[atlinmerrick]

“what if a fox was made of spaghetti”

[babyfairy]

god

[draconym]

I’ve been away but the fox/seagull gryphon crossed my dash and this morning I made some trash gryphons.

[draconym]

Also: beware!! This terrible bastard is coming to steal all the birdseed from your feeder!!

[draconym]

Oh no … oh no …………..

[ffirbolg]

Might I add on to this?? The ultimate grub finder and a trash-gryph

[draconym]

Ah, I’m definitely adding an Australian ibis/brushtail possum! I love this one! I think also a starling/feral cat would round off the trash gryphons into a nice number for a sticker sheet.

[tylerposey]

Keiynan Lonsdale photographed by Storm Santos for Apple Music (2018)

[thewritershandbook]

[avelera]

Useful if this is how you think, though often I don’t see the outline until after the draft is written, because after awhile one just internalizes this kind of stuff from all the media one ingests. Point is, use if helpful, ignore if not.

[chicinlicin]

oh hey new guide thinggg~ some basics on how to practice! there’s SO much I could add to this, so it’s just the basics :O

short (kind of): there’s more to practice than doing something repeatedly, it’s also learning new things, problem solving, and honest critique. Each of those is its own skill…also be nice to yourself!

[hanromi]

-A place not far from Hateno Village-

I got into BotW recently! ^^

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

[cartnsncreal]

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

[lazorsandparadox]

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

[m3rcykill]

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

[jewel-charisse-deactivated20181]

Will always reblog

[yourladyindank]

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Damn

[fenway03]

For those who don’t have shoelaces and for those who do but don’t want to trip over their own feet in case something goes wrong, here’s another way:

It’s all about quick, determined movement of your arms. To see it in action, watch the video at https://youtu.be/0Gr6HX_IKpw?t=9m – the zip ties part starts around the 8:00 min mark. The video also shows how to escape handcuffs and duct tape. And if you’re wondering what to do when you’ve got your hands behind your back, go to approx. the 0:20 min mark of the following video: “Moving cuffs from behind back to front position” (taken from thrillwriting.blogspot.de/2013/05/credit-wikipedia-disclaimer-this-is-non.html, where you’ll also find additional information on how to escape handcuffs). 

[8thwonderful]

For teach this to your kids….boys too. We don’t need to lose noone

[lubricates]

SIGNAL BOOST! SPREAD!!!

[lindagoesmushrooming]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Travis Contacts An Actual Real Secret Society

[arabhusband]

what in the actual goddamn

[interrogationspecialist]

(shout whispering) they know where the holy grail is and you’re talking to them on the phone

[gardenofpawprints]

Please watch this, this is the single best scene in all of television.

[laughterkey]

Justin’s face at like :17 cracks me up every time

[winterswake]

That’s all it is, Miles… a leap of faith. [insp]

[existentialspacecowboy]

Basically what having a Tumblr blog feels like:

Hi, yes, this is my trash wall. Feel free to have a look around.