[hellaregui]

Expectations - Lauren Jauregui

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[butchmachine]

Holy shit

[thetaxidermy-ofyouandme]

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[kingwithnocr0wn-deactivated2018]

@fallen-karmacode

[theoldbaccarinmorena-deactivate]

Ariana Grande vs. The Teleprompter: The Sequel

Bonus:

[great-tweets]

WOW

[king-emare]

this was perfect

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

NOT ONE MINUTE MAN LMFAO

[danielkanhai]

i remember when i was little and i had to microwave something i’d always ask my mom how much time i needed to microwave it. like i thought at some point adults just learned the right amount of time to microwave anything. she was always right too so i believed her. now i’m an adult and i realized she didn’t know the right times for stuff. she just made it up. she’d be like, “i don’t know, a minute thirty?” and i’d walk away like, “wow how did she know that?” i used to think microwave times were like cooking laws you never broke. now i just throw shit in the microwave and set it on a whim. one minute? two minutes? four minutes? who cares? nothing is what you think it is. 

[victorious]

[1995lahaine]

this is THE funniest thing i have ever read

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[darkislovelyyyy]

This shit is still funny

[candiikismet]

Lmao what the hell!

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

Lmfao fuck that’s me

[yafavblogger]

Why was he in jail?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hallaisme247]

@illmaticraj right now

[booziebooz]

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

[quasmellito]

Facts

[ellsworthej]

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[thoughtsyouread]

this is a strip club in vancouver.

[smallshrimphell]

hey why does Dwayne the Rock Johnson keep asking his daughter what kind of pancakes she wants over instagram??

Like ???

[krindragon]

Dude just loves his daughter and pancakes

[nutritionfact-deactivated201803]

“lana isnt musically talented” explain this

[goth-aunt]

Omfg

[slangtasy]

she did THAT

[tupacabra]

oh wow

[internetbf-deactivated20211102]

[surprisebitch]

BEATHOVEN WHO??

[lindsayslohan]

“Beethoven is dead, Mozart is dead, Chaikovski is dead… But I’m still standing.”

— Lana Del Rey

[darkestnighthour]

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[devon-aoki]

[daddyaftbh-deactivated20230706]

@assosome @willinq 😂😂😂 so cute tho and fabulous

[assosome]

Oh god yes 🍑🍑🍑🍑

[trashboat]

[theflyingjib]