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[threeostrichesinacoat]

My dad just gave me a cookie tin to put my sewing supplies in I think I made it

[threeostrichesinacoat]

Do you guys ever wonder if there were koreaboos of the renaissance, like "yeah I know I'm from France but I just think that I fit the ideals and life styles of Ancient Greece better"

[threeostrichesinacoat]

Do you guys think vampire like chewing on metal

[threeostrichesinacoat]

I just had an epiphany that I'm a gimmick blog

[lordofthecheeserats]

Dnd character

btw, WHEN WAS OSTRICH RIDING A THING?! SIGN ME UP!

[threeostrichesinacoat]

Hey this is actually really bad and exploits ostriches who are too good to be touched by humans sorry

[klance-daydreams]

GOOD MORNING KLANCE NATION HOW ARE WE TODAYYYY

[fishinspacey]

@threeostrichesinacoat

[miwiromantics]

tag game!!

I found a tag game on twitter and decided why not include everybody here on the fun. Post 4 characters you would be in another universe

Me in another universe:

Npt: @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs @pythoness94 @purple-racoon-80 @robintheoriedbyler @bylrr-fridge @bylerfiles @unwise-cleric @star-41306 @cleric-byers7 @sykatz @swiftlyconehead @the-bogginses-are-gay @oncamelliastreet @rainebasillovesbyler @elhopper1sm @elhopperentourage @lorax-devito @apurplesloth + anybody else <3

[sunflowerpastels]

UAAAGJHHJ THIS IS A GREAT ONE TY

there's definitely more lol

tags: @fishinspacey @iwikpines @sapphiresiren99 @diabolicalworldwriter @glooomm and whoever else wants to join!!

[fishinspacey]

OOOO this is cool

@square-mug @cicadahead @glitchdotbyte @trishfishseven @pisskink69420 😼

[square-mug]

heh.. like me

@xcitrix @tre-corde @mousybell @threeostrichesinacoat

[threeostrichesinacoat]

Lowkey don't know myself

@iz-nomewrites @random-bullshit-i-know

[a13xandri4]

New tag game! (Webtoon Edition)

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First read: Siren's Lament

Last/most recent read: D!ckheads & Marionetta

Favorite read: School Bus Graveyard

Least favorite read: Boyfriends (just wasn't my style)

Recs for Webtoon Readers: Siren's Lament, D!ckheads, School Bus Graveyard, Marionetta, Doll House, To The Stars and Back, Homesick, Villain with a Crush, Down to Earth, Love Bites, Osora, AntiSTALKER, Young Apostles, and Star Catcher!

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Tags: @kisswony @dragonzfanfics11 @d011zk1ll @every1swifey @youngjusticerulez @zaziedunkin @starlacedletters @crayfee @tealwolf-59 @hozaloza @pokicoki @eclipse-has-adhd @vi0letcrim3s @homo-arsonist @supernerdycookietrashblrr + anyone else who wants to join!!!

[tealwolf-59]

First Read: School Bus Graveyard :D

last/most recent read: love and other wicked things :]

favorite read: star catcher >:]

least favorite read: hmm i dont think i have one :D

recs for webtoon readers: star catcher, school bus graveyard, not so silent, cinderella boy, our walk home, little hollow cafe, surprise you’re gay!, to be honest, marionetta and night owls & summer skies!!

tags: @aleewviaa @breadwithdumideas @girl-rudely-interrupted @gaymossgrowsart @levi561 @mishoarts @nightmare1342 @nemizeiya @xombilog and anyone else who wants to joinsies :]

[levi561]

thanks for tagging me!

First read: Im|mortal

Last read: Hazeshift

Favorite read: Cinderella boy ofc (although DayX is close behind)

Least favorite read: Osora. The story’s fine it’s mostly the fans that ruined it

Recommendations: Castle swimmer, Cinderella boy, DayX, Not so silent, Dungeon Crawler Carl(my mom’s favorite book I’m so happy there’s a comic version now) Countdown to countdown(SO PRETTY) Anything by Jayessart

Tags:

@sharkiesaurusrex3000 @colorfulwording

@sunflowerpastels @giumma-filia

[giumma-filia]

First read: castle swimmer

Last read: strange and wild

Favorite read: Cinderella boy, strange and wild

Least favorite: chasing red (pretty boring concept tbh)

Recommendations:

Say the right thing (soulmates bl, one is accused of murder and the other gets dragged in his mess)

Morgana and oz (witch girl x vampire boy)

Not so silent (bl between a deaf boy and a hearing one, got the squishiest faces I've seen)

Crow time (a lot of silly crows)

Star catcher (painfully slow burn bl, a lot of trauma)

Race you (adorable, very short episodes, mutual pining)

Idiots don't catch colds (super short episodes, cute with a little angst)

Homesick (cool apocalypse horror, colors are AMAZING)

Marionetta (super intricate story, magic, a circus and a mystery to solve)

Fangs and fools (vampire x werewolf bl)

Parallel city (zombie apocalypse brought to another level of scary)

The reaper and the waiting (a soul decides to follow a reaper in his journey, bl)

Bailin and liyun (merman x scientist, slice of life, bl)

School bus graveyard (nightmares come true, horror, apocalypse)

To the stars and back (best slice of life bl ever)

Hooky (you get witches, bl, adventure and magic)

Stagtown (absolutely terrifying horror about three guys tryna escape an entity that has taken over a whole town)

Snowbound (cutesy romance advent calendar, two students get stuck in their school... What will that do?)

If you want an essay about all of these I'll gladly add it hehe.

Tags: @xgcamia @sputnikerella @inc0mple @ilovegt @v8wr

[sputnikerella]

I hath been summoned!

First read: might have been snowbound but I really don't remember

Last/most recent read: idiots don't catch colds

Favourite read: heavenly eats (I'm sorry punko)

Least favourite read: I'll go with paperteeth! I just don't get it

Recommendations:

Heavenly eats (don't read it if you're fasting tho), blood ink

@h0llyw0lly @lapileaf @rabunisdiary @buddy4life @aleewviaa

[lapileaf]

First read: Lumine

Most recent: Dead but not gone

Favorite read: Cinderella Boy, Uriah

Least favorite: True Beauty (sorry)

Recommendations:

Uriah: Horror. Boy with amnesia wakes up on a prison island. Age rating: Mature

Cinderelle: Princess’s bestie teams up with some guy she just met to stop her friend from marrying this guy. Love triangle. Age rating: young adult

Marionette: Fantasy. Girl joins circus of the dead. Age rating: young adult

Hooky: Fantasy. Two kids ditch school.

Purple Hyacinth: Mystery. Wannabe Detective who knows when someone is lying X Assassin with tragic backstory. Age rating: Young adult

Not Even Bones: Thriller. (I can’t give description for this. ) Based on Market of Monsters trilogy

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Don’t feel obligated to participate

@fishinspacey @gothicbeastgirl @peculiarpeace

@mysteriousmonty @zelly-gt @nevernovember

[fishinspacey]

First read: Ava’s demon!!

Most recent: Cinderella boy ofc hehe

Favourite read: Cinderella boy, Ava’s Demon, Countdown to Countdown (can’t pick 😔)

Least favourite: i think it was called “That Awkward Magic” or smth. weird gay fetishization and also just bad writing 💀

Recommendations: Cinderella Boy, Countdown to Countdown, Ava’s Demon, After School Lessons for Unripe Apples, The Moth Prince, Jupiter Men, and (shameless self plug hehe) That’s the Spirit!

@square-mug @yvessaintlowrent @threeostrichesinacoat @glitchdotbyte @sunflowerpastels

[threeostrichesinacoat]

First Read: Your Wings and Mine

Most recent: DayX

Favorite read: Your Wings and Mine (only webtoon I can confidently say can be adapted into a series with no new or missing content)

Least favorite: That's the Spirit, Moth to a Flame (because SOME PEOPLE are allergic to updating/j)

Recommendations: Your Wings and Mine, That's the Spirit, Lumine, Cinderella Boy, Moth to a Flame, DayX, Way of a Living Weapon, Castle Swimmers, The Egg Project, and Our Walk Home

@iz-nomerants @square-mug @random-bullshit-i-know @xcitrix

[demigod-jack-hearth]

I wanna start a tag game

What song did you last listen to/are currently listening to

I'll go first

@preserves42 @chaos-cupid @apjofan @th3-r4t-48 @kuraikocho @thecrazyalchemist @spooky-cryptid-friend @stargazin-on-mars @k-is-for-potassium @boldofyoutoassumeicanspell @sun13koi @mun-urufu @goddess-of-bubblegum @bastet-the-best @the-eclipse-is-in-me @xx-neuro-xx @wretched-meadow @mildlybizarrecorvid @poe-the-failure @alexanderhamioton321 @cloverthesimp365 @ilov3b00kss0much @fukurouonthesea @permetutotheworld @the-official-failure @garden-of-runar @cceanvvaves @bastard-number-5 @auggies-dreamworld @rins-batcave @shutupheather13 @ning-ningx300 @aiko-sera @brickcpavement @1shouldbedoinghomeworknow @elizer-the-felon @/anyone else I've forgotten sorry

[1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow]

oooh nice last song i listened to wasss

Capricorn -Troy Doherty

@zeroxisadumbfuck @the-toaster-rat @ender-afton @fishteeth0 @tamilhobbit @palirmo95 @phallusmagnificus @kupalinka6 @avaparation @anon-trans-poet @hihiimlain @jad0re-g0re @perpetualserpentcrypt @i-draw-things @matilillo @lilithdeathbed @thexie-and-stars @cameronf129t @skittykittybean @st4r-black @candyrocks03 @carasilvaartoffical @agentepurpurina @gabbywolfcocoaeastercakescocoa @xxhoney-biscuitxx @objection-dot-lol @aetea-the-sappho @thesillytransgirlnova @anomymous2 @heartswill-explode @ewoly5 @aled4laide @rayne143 @quinnepic-woah @stuck-in-a-forest @mast3rsw0rd @weirdo-with-a-potato @adhd3m0n91 @raeprise @rosedragon28  @5unm0th @deadskincelisonyourpillow

[d1n0s4urzz]

Vampire fangs by lytra wasty and asteria

Ummm @freaky-always @iiiidiotnathanieliii @pirulated @justafishboi @jugglesthejorker @theultimatenerd0fficial @marcelline35 @thesourspirit @yourinnerhealthplus @eloose @ivysbea uhhhh open tags too

[iiiidiotnathanieliii]

ty for the tag @zeroxisadumbfuck and @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt !!

npt = @leoluvsbilkyjo-offical @undead-vamp @professional-gru @meowmeowmeowmeow12346 @thestupidestseagull @bunnyinakangolhat @touch3d-by-ang3ls @pirulated + anyone else!!

[undead-vamp]

ty for the tag !!

npt !! : @fist-full-of-feathers , @shoshialyakward , @jettmustdie , @veilandvapour , @lux-xv + anyone else !!

[shoshialyakward]

Uhhh

@veilandvapour @fist-full-of-feathers @bye-bye-sanity @rymustdie @jettmustdiee @vio-demon +anyone else

[bye-bye-sanity]

I got the link 2 a yt video of this song being performed thru a fanfic LMAO

@shessofineliterallyhitmewithacar @eilissxx @touch3d-by-ang3ls @fist-full-of-feathers @ninja-smudge @ten-rats-in-a-trenchcoat @itscastielsfeatheryass @oddpossumcreature @veilandvapour @b33tl3-b0y @crobtank @maddragonfruit + any others i missed!

[veilandvapour]

Yippie

@lux-xv @linnedupagainstlife @unemployedandproud @xxdweebishboyxx @motherdoesntloveuanymore @mxxnlxve11 @mxgicrats @lon3lyloserr

[guesswhatemiebutt]

Hehe.

@g1rl-interrupts @blurringmysoul @b3ansmcsprout @stationarylandmine @bloodynrves + anyone else

[blurringmysoul]

Uhm...

This one took me a few attempts to find bro is so niche the Tumblr music search struggled help💀💀

@ch3m1c44l-0r1c-0v3rr34ct10n @moth-boyyyy @starvingforasilverlining7 @junkyardd-101 @pondries @strawberryfairyflower @strangerconnection @ang3l-ocean @angelsdocry

[pondries]

Fav song rn <3

@ohhelpohgodtheyfoundme @koi-727 @webs-xx @n1ghtmaresatdawn3 @moth-boyyyy

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

last listened :D

fav band rn everyone listen to them they’re fire

@freakylittlerants @shark-nuggiez @ang3l-ocean @rin-yaps @dicksucker8000 @notbeingpaidforlove @ferret-queen @fxtion-fweax + open tags

[freakylittlerants]

currently listening to this <3

Trust I cry sometimes over it 🫶

@mentally-ill-loser-rants @wickerobb @manicpixieblondboy and literally anyone else who wants to join I need more song recs <3

[mentally-ill-loser-rants]

@niki-is-neato @still-nobody-wants-me @ermmmmmm-ya @not-linkachu @kades-kingdom

[still-nobody-wants-me]

skib

@justab1rdd @cannerabal + anyone else

no pressure tags

[cannerabal]

the name fits with my blog theme LMAO

@alex-somehow-survived @xxsocrates-the-r4txx and anyone else 😊😊😊

[alex-somehow-survived]

Not the eating disorder song lmao 😭

I swear I have an actual personality... I think...

open tags

[beebees-tattooed-ribs-deactivat]

I'm just gonna insert myself because I feel like it

Open tags :>>

[atlasisneverenoughxx]

@patiori @we1ghtlossbian @karmaajr @cns-mari and open tags!!

[karmaajr]

IT'S MY NEWEST FAVOURITE SONG AND ILL PLAY IT SIX BILLION TIMES A DAY UNTIL IM SICK OF IT IF I WANT TO

also @brokendarkfairyempressforever AND @im-totally-not-a-fae PLUS @avesavoidseating

[im-totally-not-a-fae]

Touch by katseye!

@0rch1ddd @primalmagic @elswif @carolwif911 @sashathegirl @raylathebadartist @niredsw @lipstickandsinsstuff-blog @ashthesalamipiece @sany-wave @bees-with-a-camera @tealwolf-59 @d011zk1ll @from-rzndom-import-me @xoxojunene @tylerandtree @karmaajr @v3ronicasawyer @fxtion-fweax @th3-silliest-being @rins-batcave @cns-mari @enbypalsidk @th3-r4t-48 8 @jellyfishguy2 @unstable-cucumber @frostfae-thesoulcrow @stargazin-on-mars @shadows-tales @gone-in-the-woods @forestgromlin @evothesavoirofthegays @atlasisneverenoughxx and open tags!

[tealwolf-59]

Mimi’s Delivery Service - Good Kid!!

@a13xandri4 @aleewviaa @breadwithdumideas @crayfee @eclipse-has-adhd @from-rzndom-import-me @fr3aky-fr1es-akathattheatrekid @girl-rudely-interrupted @hozaloza @lululuzzz08 @levi561 @mishoarts @nightmare1342 @nemizeiya @pinkbirddiaries @primalmagic @xgcamia @xombilog and anyone else who stumbles upon this post :]

[xgcamia]

Hey! thanks for the tag @tealwolf-59 :D

It's my first time doing this but here we go

I hate everything about you - Three Days Grace

It's a classic...

@midnightcandygoblin @giumma-filia @moreofateagirl @hyper-dragon and open tags :>

[giumma-filia]

Oooh sharing songs now, are we?

@ilovegt @cinderellaboyincorrectquotes @sputnikerella @aishiteneko @v8wr @silvkins @h0llyw0lly @basecbdubs

[sputnikerella]

Alright!

I was feeling romantic 🥰

@zecticide @likenapple @rabunisdiary @lapileaf @aleewviaa @buddy4life

[lapileaf]

No pressure to participate.

@fennecflame @eyreyereye @pond-ripple @gothicbeastgirl @threeostrichesinacoat @shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[threeostrichesinacoat]

I love weezer

@fishinspacey @square-mug @iz-nomewrites

[mac-n-cheese-flavored-arson]

stop paying for shit you can pirate

this (OceanOfPDF) is a good website for pirating books thats a lot easier than looking for vk epubs, there are pdfs and epubs for a LOT of books and the site is the easiest to use and most comprehensive of the ones that I've found

the free kindle app (don't pay for amazon kindle) lets you send these files to all of you devices with the kindle app at the same time, you can use this site or find the email addresses for your devices in your amazon account (this is amazon tutorial for how to use the send to kindle email), the files are identical to ebooks that you buy for kindle, you can also upload any epub or pdf files from your device to google books and read them there exactly the same

this (12 Foot) is a good site for reading any articles that are behind a paywall for free, not sure it if works with academic journals and papers but it definitely works for stuff like the nyt

this (the Pirates Bay) is the classic and one of the best sites for pirating movies, tv shows, video games, books, and more, you will need to have a torrent installed to download and use these files, I use utorrent (free)

this (the internet archive) is a site that's good for a lot of stuff, its a nonproft free library type program, the book downloads do not work with the kindle app even if the file type is correct but the pdfs can be opened normally with any pdf reader

this is a cracked spotify apk, I think this one might be for android only and this is a link to spotiflyer which is an app that lets you pirate songs from spotify, youtube, and a few others to put on an mp3 player or flashdrive or cd or just to have them downloaded but separate from the spotify app, works on android, windows and mac

this is a very detailed step by step tutorial on getting ALL of the sims 4 dlc for free (it takes a LONG time to download the actual dlc, set aside at least 12 hours where you won't need to restart or turn off your computer but it works perfectly) you will need a torrent and file extractor but the tutorial links to reliable free apps for both

[threeostrichesinacoat]

Volunteering at a library is so odd I just taught 10 different kids how to play pirated Minecraft

[dolluxe-arts]

Anyway

[maggiemae873]

King Charles Crown Estate sues Elon Musk’s Twitter

The Crown Estate, which manages the property portfolio owned by Britain’s King Charles, is taking legal action against Elon Musk’s Twitter o

[iamafreakingwordsmith]

My favourite way of learning news.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Oh my god, it's more unpaid Twitter rent. Twitter's London headquarters are on Crown Estate land, they're the landlord.

Given that Prince Charles is still trying desperately to make us like him and has started putting a lot of publicly-known-about Crown Estate profits into the public purse, I wonder if the same would happen here if we all... made a fuss? Turned this into a public case? Made it clear this one is perfect for His Maj's please-stop-hating-me personal campaign?

Could the struggling poor of Britain going through a cost of living crisis take Elon Musk's money, is what I'm saying

[iheartvelma]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[h0n3y-c0m6]

WHAT

since when???

[bonestheghost16]

Weird question for my moots, but I'm doing a tally to see what my main country I attract as moot, so if u don't mind, answering what country are you from also have a nice day yall

@guppy-with-amilkpopsicle @that-notrussian @mimi-and-the-next-20th-century @nyx-taylors-version @lemonlime @eddie-sspaghetti @doyouneedmedicalwesistance @anticidic @lunaeuphternal @average-alliteration-admirer @highonpodcastsandfnaf @kurushimiangel @daintev @violentsaints @thedailyeverlucian @calypso10191 @alecshar @seigneurambigu @eldin-tower @nogutz @definitionoffuckup @lilaclyl @threeostrichesinacoat @andy4yippee @frogsdontcry @chococorico @my-autism-adhd-blog @hesquiettoday @nowmemoriees @paradise-yuna @paladin71 @mikewheeleriknowwhatyouare @the-best-pala-dudes @theuninterestedsoul @kiirrby @milkpopsicleofdoom and to any moots I missed

[threeostrichesinacoat]

Bit late but I'm unfortunately from the US

[threeostrichesinacoat]

I will be talking about this constantly and consistently.

[starkidthings]

Goodbye voltron, it's such a same there isn't another place to watch the show. People SHOULD not go to wcofun .net

Oh well ;_;

[threeostrichesinacoat]

@fishinspacey @square-mug @random-bullshit-i-know

[sapphicpuppets]

okay. my opinion on joel's planet title is jupiter or mars, comet sounded cool but it doesn't match the amount of restraint he had this season!!

I like jupiter the most because it's a big, dangerous planet, it also ties into the roman god jupiter, king of the sky, which could tie in nicely to empires s2 :)

that's most of what i have to say abt it, but hey I like discussion so if there's anything that might fit better throw it at me :3

[threeostrichesinacoat]

Yeah and it'll fit too because Jupiter was a very chaotic planet in the early stages of its life nearly destroying everything if not for Saturn and I think that's really cool considering Joel always has someone to hold him back and when they're gone he goes wild

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

[transboysgetknives]

if you don’t have this on your blog why are you even here

[threeostrichesinacoat]

Gotta love the high geologist