Still combing the desert
WE STILL AIN’T FOUND SHIT
Peter Solarz

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todays bird
cherry valley forever
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almost home
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@threewaysonfreeways
Still combing the desert
WE STILL AIN’T FOUND SHIT
are you even trying
I think i will just have a bowl of broccoli tonight. Anything else? No. Why? ... Fucking vegans
I'm can't remember if I told this story. I used to work at a music store in a mall. There were rumors that a girl that worked at Spencer's gave bjs in return for gifts. I knew her musical taste. I bought her some CDs. She smiled and asked if I heard rumors. She told me they were mostly true and that I should meet her in a service corridor. She didn't say a word, just went to work blowing me. When I came she swallowed, giggled, and left. I bought her a lot of CDs. She was eventually fired.
Oh my God. I love stories.
Instead of motherfucking, we should say fuckmothering. Just because it will put people off having to think through why that sounds funny.
let me live
Homeworld Remastered
Mission one: Remember that tutorial? It looks great now!
Mission two: The Khar-Selim looks great! and exploded!
Mission three: Three assault frigates! No problem, lets just capture them! ... Where the fuck did they go...
Mission four: Bentusi! Good ta see ya!
Mission five: CAPTURE ALL THE SHIPS!
Mission six: ALL MY SHIPS ARE DESTROYED BY BULLSHIT ASTEROIDS
Mission seven: Great. Religious people. With guns.
Mission eight: GREAT. RELIGIOUS PEOPLE WITH GUNS AND BULLSHIT RAMMING SHIPS THAT REMIND ME A LOT OF A FEW FUCKING ASTEROIDS I USED TO KNOW
Mission nine: Weird mind control ship, but hey, free destroyer and assault frigates.
Mission ten: NEVERFUCKING MIND I GUESS I DONT DESERVE SHIPS SMALLER THAN A CARRIER JESUS FUCK WHY SUPERNOVA WHY
Mission eleven: wow there sure are a lot of ships here to fuck up my business, would be nice if I HAD ANY OF MY OWN LEFT OVER SERIOUSLY SUPERNOVA WHY GOD WHY
Mission twelve: OH THEY FUCKED UP THE LAUNCH MANAGER GOOD THING I FOUND THAT OUT NOW NO PLEASE LAUNCH ALL MY FIGHTERS AFTER I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO ITS FINE ITS NOT LIKE THERES FUCKING GRAVITY WELL GENERATORS HERE TO FUCK UP MY SHIT GOD DAMN THIS FUCK
Mission thirteen: Sweet. Graveyard. Creepy. Woo. Oh great there go three of my ships for no goddamn reason.
Mission fourteen: Thats certainly a large sphere of enemy ships. Kay.
Mission fifteen: GREAT. AWESOME. ANOTHER SHIP THATS ALSO A BULLSHIT ASTEROID IMMEDIATE SHIP DESTROYING BULLSHIT PIECE OF ADULT MALE COW FECAL MATTER.
Mission sixteen: Oh, that fleet you were supposed to have? well, we took notes on what it used to be and then multiplied it by four. Thats your opponents fleet.
Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”
^ This
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This is exactly what snapchat was created for
I actually plan to cry forever now.
I locked my cuck away for the day while I’m at work. 😉
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Neapolitan has the RWBY Fandom like
it took me going through 30 PAGES of m-azing's rwby spoilers tag to find this freaking post again.
30 PAGES
i am so sorry
when you think you post something funny and nobody reblogs it
Oh, fuck me.
Hey that link’s not working anymore but this one currently is!
In which a children’s choir, grown-up choir, orchestra, dancing paper-mache-head Shia LaBeoufs, and aerialists perform a song about Shia LaBeouf’s gruesome cannibalistic nature TO SHIA LABEOUF.
Thank goodness for the internet & thank goodness for Rob Cantor.
the boy going “quiet, quiet” haunts my dreams, it was perfect :’D
OUR TEACHER SHOWED US THIS IN CLASS
I’VE SHOWED THIS TO EVERYONE
PH http://helgachar.tumblr.com/
gorgeous <3