Mission one: Remember that tutorial? It looks great now!
Mission two: The Khar-Selim looks great! and exploded!
Mission three: Three assault frigates! No problem, lets just capture them! ... Where the fuck did they go...
Mission four: Bentusi! Good ta see ya!
Mission five: CAPTURE ALL THE SHIPS!
Mission six: ALL MY SHIPS ARE DESTROYED BY BULLSHIT ASTEROIDS
Mission seven: Great. Religious people. With guns.
Mission eight: GREAT. RELIGIOUS PEOPLE WITH GUNS AND BULLSHIT RAMMING SHIPS THAT REMIND ME A LOT OF A FEW FUCKING ASTEROIDS I USED TO KNOW
Mission nine: Weird mind control ship, but hey, free destroyer and assault frigates.
Mission ten: NEVERFUCKING MIND I GUESS I DONT DESERVE SHIPS SMALLER THAN A CARRIER JESUS FUCK WHY SUPERNOVA WHY
Mission eleven: wow there sure are a lot of ships here to fuck up my business, would be nice if I HAD ANY OF MY OWN LEFT OVER SERIOUSLY SUPERNOVA WHY GOD WHY
Mission twelve: OH THEY FUCKED UP THE LAUNCH MANAGER GOOD THING I FOUND THAT OUT NOW NO PLEASE LAUNCH ALL MY FIGHTERS AFTER I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO ITS FINE ITS NOT LIKE THERES FUCKING GRAVITY WELL GENERATORS HERE TO FUCK UP MY SHIT GOD DAMN THIS FUCK
Mission thirteen: Sweet. Graveyard. Creepy. Woo. Oh great there go three of my ships for no goddamn reason.
Mission fourteen: Thats certainly a large sphere of enemy ships. Kay.
Mission fifteen: GREAT. AWESOME. ANOTHER SHIP THATS ALSO A BULLSHIT ASTEROID IMMEDIATE SHIP DESTROYING BULLSHIT PIECE OF ADULT MALE COW FECAL MATTER.
Mission sixteen: Oh, that fleet you were supposed to have? well, we took notes on what it used to be and then multiplied it by four. Thats your opponents fleet.
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turnnoffyourmind
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