Thriving on awkward

A little bit about myself

[badicarus-deactivated20200410]

people really came for hozier for his four year hiatus as if they have clocks in the woods

[badicarus-deactivated20200410]

me, rattling spoons in the wilderness: hozier come on it’s been four years

hozier, materializing from a tree: it what

[frootfarm]

this is my favorite show

[grovylelover]

Hey can someone help me out and make a transparent cutout of ash from this pic

[maskedkitsune]

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

[nocontextpsych]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dvxdm]

An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)

You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you

[gaijinhikikomori-deactivated202]

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment

[roslips]

[agentoklahoma]

Mmm qué dices

[nikoblasto]

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

[tikkety-tok]

[homopower]

SCREAMING

[yinx1]

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

You don’t have to love your body

[naamahdarling]

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

[obfuscobble]

Potato girl has her life goals in order.

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

This is a game changer. 

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

-

[hktk04]

bless y’all

[hktk02]

bonus:

[blairwaldorfings]

[the-owl-faced-girl]

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to.  I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway. 

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her. 

[plotwitch]

people can say what they want about her supposed meltdown, but frankly, that entire ‘episode’ always made perfect sense to me. she and i are of an age, and no matter how young or old i was, i always understood perfectly why she did it, and thought it was utter bullshit that a court could order what they did, instead of reprimanding the many, many people that felt so entitled to her that they drove her to extremes just to get 5 seconds of peace.

and now seeing this kind of thing? she has just gotten more awesome.

[faedreamer-deactivated20180128]

i remember reading how she got herself a tutor so she could help her kids with their homework. not got THEM a tutor, but she got herself one because she wanted to be the one helping them. that’s a+++ parenting right there ok?

[papi-chulo-bucky]

This makes me so happy :’)

[latining]

She got a court order because she was, by her own admission, raising her kids like her mother raised her. The judge sent her to therapy and parenting classes to work out all of the horrible stage-mother bullshit she had to live through. I mean, she thought it was normal to give her kids cough syrup and whiskey so they’d sleep, because it’s what her mother gave her to knock her out when she got rowdy.

I think Britney is a great role model for adult abused children and is living proof that you are not trapped in the cycle of abuse.

[terror-billie]

The purest 90s kid experience is being so happy for Britney Spears in her new life

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[connerys]

Cinderella (1950)

[enchanteddreameruniverse]

This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.

[thesevenumbrellas]

The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!

[setheverman]

i feel like i just had an encounter with jesus

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

[rercho]

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest

[somethinglikeinterests-deactiva]

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

[elodiegk]

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

[k9effect]

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

[necrofuturism]

This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao

[animalcrossingmemes]

[lazy-cat-corner]

Robert Pattinson: I’m Batman!

Stephanie Meyer releasing Midnight Sun and ready to drag him back into hell: