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Mariela, 27, basic bitch blog.

[littleoil]

Rowing a little boat in your mind Hook a star in your dream

[littleoil]

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[reverse-mermaid]

salt and pepper squid 

they are in love

[reverse-mermaid]

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

[spideyforce]

a fan making brie’s dreams come true

[sevdrag]

O M G

[littlered247]

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

[waitinghopingliving]

all customers are jared, 19

[tokiobordell]

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

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The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

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[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[northeastartist]

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

[ruinedchildhood]

[nicostiel]

[gharibajameel]

no talk with me im angy

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

screenshots dont do this justice

[broitsablog]

*inhuman clicking*

[frostychica]

the millennial steve irwin

[marisatomay]

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

[xtltokio]

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

[sandersstudies]

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

[omghotmemes]

The trilogy has been completed

[weaselle]

PSST. eyy. you ever wondered what a half weasel half cat would be like?

meet the Fossa

½ cat ½ weasel, amirite? Wikipedia describes it as   “a cat-like, carnivorous mammal endemic to Madagascar. It is a member of the Eupleridae, a family of carnivorans closely related to the mongoose family (Herpestidae). Its classification has been controversial because its physical traits resemble those of cats, yet other traits suggest a close relationship with viverrids (most civets and their relatives). It has semi-retractable claws (meaning it can extend but not retract its claws fully) and flexible ankles that allow it to climb up and down trees head-first, and also support jumping from tree to tree. The fossa is unique within its family for the shape of its genitalia, which share traits with those of cats and hyenas.”

they are one of the few carnivores on the planet that specialize in hunting primates (eating mostly lemurs). They’re decent sized, like a very large house cat

anyway, if a weasel decided it was going to be a cat from now on, this is p much what you’d get

[big-ovipositor-energy]

you mean they didn’t just make those fuckers up for the madigascar movie

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You forgot to mention this their scientific name is Cryptoprocta ferox with cryptoprocta literally meaning “hidden anus”. Because these guys hide their anus in a pouch

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🥰

[hexpress]

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

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Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

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i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[llywela13]

I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

[ladyofatraditionalkind]

Teach them kindness.

[timemachineyeah]

I hate that so many places will automatically convert :P into 

like what is that. That’s not what I wanted to convey at all. 

:P means

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LG is the only company that gets it at all 

Thank you for your service, LG. You alone understand. My apologies to anyone using your service who tries to sent this to anyone using any of the other services.

[quinintheclouds]

sOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT