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kihachoi:

kiha nods a little, smile turning awkward. at least he wasn’t defensive, he thinks - he’d gotten defensive once or twice before, when people had questioned him about his reasons for being at the park. his daughter didn’t look much like him - her bio dad had been korean, but her mom was black - so sometimes he got the side eye. 

“fair enough - i get glared at by ‘em enough not to bother. i mean, they’re probably lovely ladies so maybe you’re missin’ out. but uh, thanks. dad solidarity, or whatever.” 

He chuckled and shook his head, “My daughter had a play date with the daughter of the one in the middle awhile back and she yelled at me because I hadn’t made my daughter gluten free something because gluten is baaad and i’m ruining my daughters body because i’m poising her with that crap.” He held up his hands as he emphasized the word bad. “So as lovely as they look they are scary.”

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alicekingsley:

                   ❛ Nahh,  you  don’t  have  to  worry  about it… ❜  she  referring  let  her  take  out  for  celebrate  her  birthday. speaking  of  their  children… ❛ Excellent!  Mimi  would  love  have  some  company  of  people  around  her  age,  &  not  adults  as  100%  per  cent of  times. How  about  Friday  or  saturday ? The  good  thing  is  you’ll  have  time  for  yourself. ❜

“Oh! Come on! Please? We can get a babysitter and go to bar and worry about ourselves and just ourselves for the night.” He offered with a grin. “Either works for me and all i’m gonna do when she’s gone is either clean or sleep.”

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Alice: fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE

Theo: How the heck did you do that

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alicekingsley:

❛ Halloween  is  my  birthday…  I  think  I  DESERVE  the  sweets  more  than  her.  You  are  right.  By  the  way,  speaking  of  our  daughters,  can  I  take  your  daughter  out  for  a  spa  day ?  It’d  be  like  girls  date.  I’m  taking  Mimi  with  me,  &  she  missed  Penelope. ❜

“I’d definitely say so. You’ll have to let me take you out for a belated birthday dinner.” He chuckled and then nodded his head, “Of course you can. Penelope would honestly love that.”

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sonderiisms:

“I remember the only year I ever attempted to keep all my candy to myself. I was nine, and it was a good load of candy. My dad threatened to never let me trick or treat again if I didn’t at least offer to share it. I learned my lesson that year, and the plus side was that I got more candy to myself after that. Nowadays, hardly anyone is giving out candy at home. The majority of the haul my kids brought home came from the parade.”

“I have a younger sister who I constantly had to share with because I would run around and get three times as much as she ever did. Penelope only needs to share a little i’m not asking for a lot. I just want a few pick me ups every year.”

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kiha stretches out his legs, arms folded across his chest as he sits on the park bench. his kid was on the playground with some little school friend - he’s glad she’s the kind of kid who’ll still go out and climb a tree or play in the dirt. he’d heard horror stories from her friends’ parents - even if he was bored out of his mind and kinda cold, he’s glad she gets outside. 

he belatedly realizes that him, a heavily tattooed adult man, might look a little funny watching a couple of little girls playing on a playground. yikes. he glances up when he feels eyes on him, offering a little smile. 

“uh, not a creep. i swear. that’s my kid,” he gestures to his daughter, who’s swinging on some monkey bars. 

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The day wasn’t too bad and in all honesty he’d rather take his daughter outside and then be cooped up inside anymore watching Brave for the tenth time. He bundled up Penelope and put Dash on his leash and headed outside. They made their way to the park and he let her go play while he held onto dash noticing a man on the bench staring maybe a little longer than he should. Theo chuckled as the man noticed him and then shook his head, “No worries. I figured as much. I never see Dad’s bringing their kids so I figured I’d try and sit with you rather than the soccer mom trio over there.”

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elizabeth-morgan:

“How cruel of you!” Liz chuckled, shaking her head as if she was really judging him. “Are you really gonna let her do that? She’s a child, she deserves all the candy!”

He shook his head, “She is my daughter. I rarely tell her no so she can give me some of the candy at least.”

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ninamurray:

“Aren’t you scared that after she starts talking with her friends, she’ll come up to you and ask why they don’t have to give their parents half their wares?” Nina offered with a smirk. “Oh my god, that’s amazing! And so true! I’m glad she knows how to put you in your rightful place, Princess Theo” She giggled before she started looking through the festive photos, her mouth slowly drooping as she cooed with every flick of her finger. “I don’t think Mikey’s ever eaten so much candy in his little life. I made the mistake of letting him eat it all in one go since he’d been so good when we went out trick-or-treating. Oh, he was Edward ‘Skizzerhands’. Would you like to see him in all his Tim Burton-y glory?”.

“No, I don’t think so. what happens in the Wilde house stays in the Wilde house.” he nodded his head in agreement. He had been dressing up as whatever she wanted him to be for halloween since she could talk. “As much as I hate to say it that girl of mine has me wrapped around her finger.” Theo smiled and nodded his head, “Of course I do! I love those costumes that aren’t frilly or pink.”

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leoniemyers:

“Your daughter sounds like a sweetheart. I can’t seem to get my little brother to share anything from his Halloween candy stash, despite all of the hard work I put into making him a costume this year. I deserve a little thanks, is all I’m saying,” she chuckled. “Maybe I should introduce him to the harsh realities of the world early and establish a big sister tax.” 

“She definitely is I don’t how she’s related to me.” He teased and then shook his head. “Just take some. Especially all that you did for him. How old is he?” He tapped his chin, “I’m gonna be honest that might not work as well as the mom or dad tax.  But you can definitely try.”

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alicekingsley:

❛ In  my  case,  I’m  always  EATING  Mimi’s  candies. How  bad  am  I ? ❜

“But you bought her costume and took her out. I’d say not that bad.”

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isaacwinston:

“Well, until that day comes, it sounds like we’ll all know the source of your dad bod.” Isaac chuckled before shrugging his shoulders. “It might be more fair if you just buy extra candy every Halloween, especially since she’ll be the one still out trick-or-treating when she gets stingy with the sweets.”

“My dad bod is something we don’t talk about.” He teased and then nodded. “That’s not a bad idea. There’s house on our trick or treating route that gives out full size candy bars and for some reason she can always get at least three.” He shrugged, “Her cuteness gets her so much and she barely eats any of it. But i’m just gonna have to go out on November 1st each year and get all the discounted candy.”

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harryredwine:

“I-I think a-a dad tax is-is fairly common,” Harry says with a soft laugh, “I-I usually jus-just take wh-what she d-doesn’t like.”

“See Penelope is her father’s daughter so she has excellent taste in candy. So I can’t even do that.”

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ninamurray:

“ — A dad tax? Sounds a little harsh, Wilde” Nina chuckled softly. “I think Mikey’s getting to the age where he’s sort of adamant to keep his candy to himself mainly because I played the old ‘Mum ate your candy’ trick last year so you know, it might have scarred him a little bit. Did Penny have a good time trick-or-treating though? What did she dress up as?”.

“I mean if I implement it now she’ll just grow up knowing the dad tax.” He shook his head, “Last year she didn’t even care. I wanna say she got a large amount and had a total of like three pieces.” He chuckled and then smiled pulling out his phone, “We dressed up as Anna and Elsa. She would go up to houses and they’d ask if she was a princess and she’d look at them with a serious face and say “My daddy is the princess. I’m a queen.” We had a good time though most definitely.” He handed her his phone to show her pictures. “What about Mikey? Did he have a good night? What was he for halloween?”

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maxcowdy:

“You sound like this one tweet Donald Trump Jr. made. Except he was talkin’ bout teaching his kid socialism, whatever that means. Don’t take candy from your kids, that’s mean.” 

“My daughter is super young and like I said she’s sharing with me.” He chuckled shaking his head. “That’s the first time anyone has ever compared me to Donald Trump Jr. Thanks for that though.”

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“I love that my daughter is at the age where she likes to share her halloween candy with me. I dread the day she’ll keep it all to herself and i’ll have to watch her eat all the candy.” He chuckled, “I’m gonna have to establish a dad tax.”

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