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Possum | 24 | they/them

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[delmondo]

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

[hotvampireadjacent]

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

[delmondo]

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

[delmondo]

Die Babbu

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

^ This Die Babbu

[delmondo]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[delmondo]

Hell on babbu technique

[princessfag]

First of all I knew it was a trap second of all I’m having fun under this bucket eating snacks

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[secretgarden]

[charlesoberonn]

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[headspace-hotel]

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

[headspace-hotel]

@phillipfancypants

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im craving... $000,000

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

Check your Venmo :)🤭

[mrsterlingeverything]

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[lichposting]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[orcboxer]

not what I thought they was talkin about

[catalyswitch]

[imwiremother]

@shittysorcerer

[rubysapphrald]

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

[rubysapphrald]

my favorites

[mutant-distraction]

📷 Frans Mäyrä

Mink caught a bass. (Pirkkantha, January 18, 2026. )

[jackalopescruff]

i really love that these are the only 2 replies before they got turned off

[yellbug]

i used to follow someone who would reblog this post like 50 times a day and i tried to filter it but because i filtered it using the whole phrase i would see them all anyway but it made the whole post funnier to me so i left it like that and now every time i see this i smile fondly

[miss-hexatrix]

I can't tell you how strange it felt to see a post with this photo attached, bc I also have this post blocked in the exact same way

Though to be fair it's nice to know I'm not alone

[yellbug]

[sanguinewolves]

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

[autistic-af]

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.