distant constellations

benji - 23 - m astronomy major + free stuff enthusiast [links]

[a6]

[tianween]

call me beep me

[tianween]

mensaperro :

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: smh ur such a speciesist

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: (yeah thats a real word i googled that shit)

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: EVEN IF SHE WANTED TO EAT U SHE WLDNT DO IT MAN SHES MY SISTER

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: im not scrappy that joke is bunk dude

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: o shit manager caught me textin

[text to: found dead in miami 🐶🍕👅]: dude thats so not a real word

[text to: found dead in miami 🐶🍕👅]: and it doesnt count as whateversist if if towards one person, and its TRUE

[text to: found dead in miami 🐶🍕👅]:  if ur so damn sure ask her abt it smh

[text to: found dead in miami 🐶🍕👅]: oh SHIT

[text to: found dead in miami 🐶🍕👅]: tell him i said hi good luck ill see u at home xoxo

[niccoloh]

[tianween]

@mensaperro

[kaijuno]

Observation: I have never broken a bone Hypothesis: I am boneless Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

[kaijuno]

I’m an astrophysicist. 

[tianween]

call me beep me

[tianween]

mensaperro :

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: shoulda chosen a normal ppl major then mdude

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: or like. not watched scream w me last nite

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: SHES NOT GNA EAT U!!!

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: U CAME TO MY HOUSE SHES COOL W U

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: HAVE U NEVER SEEN FINDING NEMO DUDE!! UR FRIEND NOT FOOD SMH

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: ur words r cuttin me deep benjamin

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: im a good boy dont do this

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: yo i was totally working all thru scream

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: IVE DEFINITELY SEEN FINDING NEMO DUDE

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: LIKE YKNO, THE SCENE WHERE THE SHARKS TRY TO EAT MARLIN AND DORY ANYWAY

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: UR THE CLUB DUDES AND BEA IS THE HUNGRY DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[text to: found dead in miami 🐶🍕👅]: hey i just changed ur contact what do u think

[text to: found dead in miami 🐶🍕👅]:  [IMG_8028]

[tianween]

call me beep me

[tianween]

mensaperro :

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: oh haha dude laugh it up all u want

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: dont see u out here givin goblins their garlic knots n shit

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: man why wld she b droolin?? u kno she’s gay rite lmao??

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: ur not everyones slice of carrot cake bunny boy

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: NO MORE GOVT 

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: 🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: yeah bc i have this fuckin essay to do. and then i have two more essays to do and three lab reports to clean up

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: astrophys is a liferuiner

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: BECAUSE SHES GONNA EAT ME FEDERICO 

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: we really skim over a lotta primal rules my dude BUT YOUR SISTER DOES NOT AND I STILL KINDA VALUE MY LIFE

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: ur so hateful 😭😭😭😭😭

[tianween]

call me beep me

[tianween]

mensaperro :

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: THE WARREN

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: dude dont make me laugh im working smh

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: beas totally fine man idk what ur problem is w her.. shes chill

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: id rather think abt my sister than think abt the obamas gettin nasty stop it

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: NO MORE GOVT CHAT OK!! or no bagels for u and ur kiss emojis

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: working hard or hardly working

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: ngl id be shocked if it was the first

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: not like im workin on this hell essay for class tomo tho lmaooooooo

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: yeah shes totally fine with YOU, HER BROTHER, NOT A SNACK

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: i think she drools when she looks at me /;m;\

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: whats wrong w the govt. besides all the things wrong w the govt

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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me

[plasticcflower]

We’re All In This Together

[mensaperro-blog]

@tianween

[biodegrade]

like zoinks, I’m struggling with like, everything scoob!

[tianween]

call me beep me

[mensaperro-blog]

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: dude if u can cook why do ur moms do all the work huh

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: 👀👀👀

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: if i get fired im getting bea to deliver food to us so ykno. watch out dude

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: i actually dont think i wanna think abt the obamas sex life while im @ work tbh like hard pass there

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: u think i kno abt the govt?? 😂😂 dude i dont even kno how to vote

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: ill get u ur bagels!!! calm ur bunny ass 

[tianween]

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: bc they loooove me im their precious spoiled baby boy whos fled the warren into the unknown all alone and cold and sad

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: ofc they make me food every time i go home they know how i eat

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: also u didnt know my moms before freshman year i def helped when i was a kid like. every night. always.

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: SEE THATS JST ME GETTIN BONED DONT BE LIKE THAT />o<\

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: hey you gotta pass the time somehow right. why not think about the countrys highest officials bangin it out

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: man knowing how to vote and KNOWING THERES MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN THE GOVT ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: thanks man i owe u one 😘😘

[tianween]

call me beep me

[mensaperro-blog]

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: dude its totally full groceries when ur best bud/roomie works fr a pizza joint n gets u free food like always

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: like ud be a skeleton if u lived alone man accept it

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: face the #facts

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: if i get fired were both boned and bea will be like hella mad stop makin me do bad shit at work dude this is on u and ur capn crunch

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: idk if the govt knos what emojis are like do u think barack obama sends michelle eggplants bc i dont think he does tbh

[tianween]

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: dude i can cook

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: itd just be like 90% chinese food

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: also we dont have a kitchen man we live in the dorms

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: so ykno. dont get fired or we are HELLA boned

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: um yes federico i definitely think obama sends michelle eggplants

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: ALSO THE GOVT IS MORE THAN ONE PERSON MY MAN DO U THINK THE PRESIDENT IS AN FBI AGENT

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: anyway blease buy me bagels

[tianween]

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☾ Sleeping habits

very bad. hed prefer to be awake at night to look at the sky, hes got class in the morning and stuff to do in the afternoon… he just sleeps whenever hes got a free couple of hours. hes got a designated corner in the astro lab and a monogrammed blanket his moms bought him from ll bean.

♆ The worst kind of neighbor they could have, and how they deal with them

the super strict ones who r gnna yell at him for playing music past 7 pm and call the police whenever they catch a whiff of some weed…. hed probably just piss them off so bad he himself would get evicted. he needs to think this through.

▀ What they’d hide under the bed 

he keeps the underside of his bed pretty clear, mostly so he can hide himself under it. beatriz is Mean and Scary and hes not comin out from under there until hes calmed down enough to be not-bunny anymore. gotta have enough room for his human body.

[ritchassbaxterd]

domestic headcanons meme!

Send a symbol to hear the following about my muse…

☾ Sleeping habits ☼ Favorite time of day ☂ Favorite weather ¿ Term for the TV device, whether it be “clicker”, “remote”, or something else ↪ Internet browsing activities ☹ Response to a leaky faucet or other household problem ♡ What their wedding invitations would look like ☃ What they wear around the house ♆ The worst kind of neighbor they could have, and how they deal with them ♨ Their cooking ability (or lack thereof) ✂ How well they do yardwork (or blow up the lawnmower) ♟ If they like board games, and how good they are at ‘em ✧ How clean their living space is now, and/or would be ideally ♜ Interior decorating aesthetic ♘ Any pets they might have ☗ What you’d find in their cabinets ⚒ What you’d find in their toolshed (if they’d have one) ▀ What they’d hide under the bed ○ What tune their doorbell has, if not a standard ding-dong ☺ What their welcome (or not-so-welcome) mat would say ☻ How late they stay up ♒ If they do their laundry in a timely manner ☆ How they’d throw parties (what would go on at them, refreshments, etc) ✓ What a typical Tuesday night looks like ❥ How they’d invite you home for the night (yes, it could be a pickup line)

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[tianween]

@mensaperro

[tianween]

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[roleplayermemes]

Embarrassment Meme

Send me, “Well, this is awkward…” and I’ll generate a random number [1-30] to see what my muse’s reaction is to your muse catching them… —        - [Will reroll if NSFW option is rolled but not desired.]

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[tianween]

call me beep me

[mensaperro-blog]

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: dude ur like askin me fr a full set of groceries now what gives

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: im gna eat all ur capn crunch next time u go out ur makin this a food war that i dont wanna be in

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: like im a pacifist dude uve like forced my hand or paw or whatever

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: boss is like idk out back or whatever

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: fuckin randy keeps fuckin up orders again so im off the hook fr bein shitty 💃💃

[text to: 🐰😂👌💯💯🔥]: man forget food emojis wheres the dancin dude emoji this is sexism

[tianween]

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: i dont think bagels and cream cheese counts as a full set of groceries

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: p sure some ppl dont even consider that a full meal

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: this isnt a war its espionage. duh. but if u touch the capn crunch ur goin Down 👊👊👊👊

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: still. dont get caught again 

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: also they made a dancing dude its jst not out on phones yet

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: unicode 9.0 my man its comin for us all

[text to: FEDDIE WAP🐶🍕]: hey do u think the govt monitors emoji usage to find out how we think