Knight Commander Jake

Sheeeeeeit. Jacob. 29. Georgia. Dragon Age fan, WoW nerd, Gay

[soberscientistlife]

[doctorslippery]

Not knowing that you have a villain inside you, a hero, and a bystander is a lesson that everyone should learn.

[twitblr]

I made a stained glass panel of Squidward’s interpretive dancing. (x)

[blizzardofjj]

12,000 people harmonizing Hey Jude at Pentatonix concert in Des moines

[ginnabelle]

Incredible! Gives me hope that there could be peace on earth

[heygingergirl]

Serious goosebumps

[fiddleabout]

#okay when they all got loud i choked up#i am not immune to the harmony of the masses

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[ibuprofengirl]

[catbelle]

FOR THE BETTER!

[rootkit]

the way he spilled...

[dappercyborg]

The Simpson literally made a joke about this in 1997 this is a settled issue, stop giving power back to straight people

[theskeletonprior]

There is something so beautiful about reaching out to the monstrous with intent to touch it gently. To risk the sharp teeth and the lethal claws, to defy fear and revulsion, and choose to be delicate with something that can be, and often is, incredibly brutal.

[spotlessgloves]

We know that’s you Guillermo del Toro

[wellthatschaotic]

i love when the gender options are “male” “female” and “prefer not to answer”

like it just reads as “boy” “girl” and “what are you, a cop? i don’t owe you anything”

[foone]

My gender is “come back with a warrant”

[sharkodactyl]

i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway

[thefirstpaleontologist]

i think about this every time I’m behind a truck

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Final Destination 2 left a mark on society.

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

[cindyyyyyy]

You know Carrie is considered a horror movie right….

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Whoa dude Goly fuck.. I didnt realize I’m so sorry

[cindyyyyyy]

Its ok, i know its hard to understand the plot and theme of some movies.

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

thanks for telling me! i’m gonna go finish this documentary about motherhood now, idk if you’ve seen it, it’s called Rosemary’s Baby

[michaelmilkers]

i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

[kev1ngalice]

[kev1ngalice]

[wereralph]

[icysage]

akdskljasdlaksjdhaljksdf

[superjustaguyblog]

@difty-dift​ tags yes 😳

[were--ralph]

staff removing the image is actually the funniest outcome possible

[teathattast]

[nbpsiioniic]

"you can't ship that, it'll never be canon!"

look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.

[squishymamasboy]

#shipping is just a more sophisticated way of playing dolls and smashing their doll faces together#we're all clowns and you're no less a clown just bc your dolls are canon

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

My people used to make music videos shipping people from completely different shows with no chance of a crossover. Don't fucking talk to me about noncanon ships. You know nothing of noncanon ships.

[cannibalchicken]

[captain-narava-felidae-riggs]

[whitesunlars]

the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare

[whitesunlars]

i bought bananas LAST week and you’re telling me because i ATE them i need to buy bananas again THIS week?????? we live in a hellscape.