[gunshot, gunshot, cash register noise]

Axton || They/Them || 28 ||

[cabinette]

ACAB!!!!!!!!! daisy tonner the woman that you are

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

of course you have a fat cock and pronouns

[the-ghostcrew]

this was under a puppet history video

[seawitchkaraoke]

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

[baltimorerat]

it's 2028 and i can't leave my house because i didn't pay my amazon doorknob subscription on time so they came over and sealed my doors and windows off with cement

[failchild]

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

[sadpearonmars]

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

[kulluto]

naruto and sasuke wouldn’t pass the hunter exam but gon and killua would pass the chunin exam

[showgirltv]

naruto and sasuke didn’t even pass the chunin exam

[shounendyke]

[nat-20s]

Having zero emotional object permanence is so funny your therapist asks how your week was and you're just like "girl I have no idea"

[deaddolin]

i run around like a fraggle

[deaddolin]

this is what i mean

[jinkies-binx]

yo they got estrogen in yzma’s lab

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[corncobtv]

[jvlianbashir]

i think that people who do any sort of cave exploration as a recreational hobby are perhaps some of the most unhinged specimens of human on this planet

[dandylyn]

[ID: two digital drawings of Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla from Star Wars: Rebels. The drawings depict an alternate version of canon, in which the two are reunited at the end of the war.

Image one: Hera holds Kanan close, cradling his face to hers. Her face is shown in profile, her back slightly turned toward the viewer, with one lek curled over her shoulder, the other hanging loose at her back. Hera wears her epilogue outfit: a two-toned, gray, collared shirt; a grayish brown vest; orange flight suit pants belted at her waist; dark gray gloves; and an orange and brown head cap. Kanan’s face is angled downward toward hers, their foreheads and noses touching. His hair has grown out a bit, the soft brown waves ending around his scarred jawline, where Hera has woven a hand amongst his locks. He wears a long-sleeved tunic and cloak, both colored in muted greens. The cloak is a slightly lighter green and is draped off his bicep. His scarred hand rests against Hera’s face. Both Hera and Kanan smile softly at one another, their expressions bittersweet.

Image two: Kanan and Hera hugging, shown from about the waist up. Kanan’s arms are wrapped around Hera’s back, his scarred hands holding her tightly. His faced is nestled into Hera’s shoulder, held close by her gloved hand. Eyes closed, he looks relieved, finding solace in her embrace. Hera’s arms are wrapped about his shoulders, her face turned into Kanan’s neck, obscured behind his face. Her lekku, which are twisted together in a spiral shape, rest against Kanan’s crossed arms. Their outfits are the same as the first image’s. END ID]

[greelin]

all i can do is rotate a fictional man so fast in my mind he starts to get motion sickness

[azoriawolf]

Art done for a Jason todd zine in ..2021?