[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]

[dandyshorts]

[what-would-sappho-do-deactivate]

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

[britishsass]

*shakes fictional character* where is the rest of your information I want to know more about you

[dostoyevsky-official]

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

[aqueerkettleofish]

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

[catchymemes]

[woman-becomer]

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

[woman-becomer]

does anyone have advice

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cursed amulet

[wizardshark]

For sure cursed amulet

[evenlyevi]

False halo

[bipolarmango]

People: the normal amount of pain is zero

Me, chronically ill: sounds sketchy but okay

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[sad-cookiedough]

*gives u shiny rock* i love u *gives u a cool leaf* i love u *shows you my fav books* i love u *gives u a cute flower* i love u *gives u a tiny frog* he loves u too

[corvidsincorvettes]

[corvidsincorvettes]

The culprits (i would die for them)

C // Amythestsparkles • Hal Brindley

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Yep, I’m on the side of these superb piggies. This is play stupid games, win stupid prizes territory.

[headspace-hotel]

Native wild animals engaging in natural animal behaviors?!?! I'm shocked!

[northern-spies]

Image by http://wryote.bsky.social

[zoobus]

Wild pig-like animals are tearing up an Arizona golf course. The internet is delighted

Unstoppable javelinas love coyote pee like it’s “bacon bits in their salad.” Here's why golf courses are peeved

She’s an eco-vengeance iconoclast who loves coyote pee and running at manic speeds. She’s an unstoppable chaos queen with a stink-nipple on her butt, who turns luxury Arizona golf courses into free range charcuterie boards for her grub-worm girl dinner. She’s a guerilla class-warfare legend whose mating call sounds like the hissing warb-garble of a cappuccino machine milk-steamer.

She’s the internet’s most beloved trash-eating ungulate — the uncompromising, the indefatigable, the lovely javelina.

[room429]

[followthebluebell]

i think furniture legs should be carved into little animal feet again.  i think that would solve a lot of problems. 

[msmargaretmurry]

this post made me think of this amazing cursèd chair i saw at the taubman museum of art in roanoke a few weeks ago. look at it. i don’t disagree with op but also i think this particular chair would cause problems on purpose

[followthebluebell]

I think this chair would solve my problems directly related to not having a chair that looks like it can attack my enemies.

[vr-trakowski]

love the eyeballs

[miscbones]

@dykevandyke

[dykevandyke]

Hey! My grandpa made this! His name is Jacob Cress and the chair is called “Oops!”

[titsay]

baby blue

[beepost-generator]

[lowpolyanimals]

Crow with Fries by Peter Reiquam 

(Les Gove Park, Auburn, Washington USA)

[mindflamer]

[demonsandpieohmy]