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something i do think is funny is when people try to criticise bruce for his no kill rule by being like "and everybody always has to follow his rules🙄" as if the rule isn't literally,, don't kill people. like. i do not know how to explain to you that killing is bad. killing is the people killer. do we know this. i feel like it is not that extreme to say that bruce is justified in not liking when people close to him are murderers.
sometimes I slip “holder” jokes or dialogue in while writing and forget to take them out later. or they’re just too perfect to bother taking out.
90% of Superbat fights can be boiled down to the quote: “It’s not that Clark is afraid of Bruce. Just that Bruce isn’t afraid of Clark.”
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
i also love bruce wayne #bruce
I think Dick would be a type of child to bite people out of affection. And Bruce is, ofc, his favorite chew toy
The Justice League members can Not take Bruce seriously without the cowl on. Not even because he's Bruce Wayne™, but because of his eyes.
The rest of his face is generally rather blank or set in his typical scowl, but his eyes are insanely expressive if you pay any attention to them. Turns out it's a lot harder to get mad at the guy for scolding you when his eyes are screaming I was worried about you.
(Also I know the icey blues r iconic but I personally like Bruce having brown eyes as a way to differentiate him from Clark and Diana)
STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.
Animated Goncharov.
Definitely that one.
unless, hear me out...
Muppet Goncharov
Look at these idiots who haven't seen Gonzorov (1993).
Reblogging entirely for Gonzorov.
it's hardly our fault! it's nearly impossible to get your hands on Gonzarov these days, let alone the full director's cut
this is why no one is friends with me on discord 🤣
world’s tiredest (had to draw the meme) (i have another version with superman coming up)
there are so many pictures of him smoking with all the weariness of the world on his shoulders!!
Bruce: What's got you looking so down? Usually, you're brighter than the sun for our monthly coffee and pastries day. Clark: Sorry, I'm happy for our monthly meet-up, but I've been stressed lately. It's Jon; he's been having trouble in school. Bruce: What kind of trouble? Clark: There's this kid who keeps picking on him. Lois thinks he needs to ignore him and tell a teacher when something happens, but she was never bullied like Jon and me, so she doesn't get it. Jon knows not to use his powers to defend himself, but I don't want him to just take it, you know? Bruce: Bullies are the worst. I had my fair share in school. Clark: Really? You? Bruce: I wasn't always the dizzy playboy. In school, I was severely depressed about my parents' death and chose to take comfort in the alternative style. Clark: You were emo in middle school? Bruce: I was emo in middle school, high school, and some of college. Got picked on every day for it. It's insane to hear my kids say it's cool now. Clark: Times have truly changed. Did you know Jon says anime is in now, too? Bruce: Yes, Damian adores it. Also, get this: Tim openly plays Dungeons & Dragons, and he even cosplays in public without anyone blinking an eye. Kids think everything nerdy or geeky is cool now. Clark: That's insane. Bruce: Really makes someone feel their age, huh? By the way, why is that kid picking on Jon? Clark: Wish I knew. Apparently, the unmannered young man- Bruce: You can say the little shit. It's fine. Ma Kent is not around. Clark: Apparently, that little shit just thinks Jon deserves to suffer. And there is nothing I can do about it! I've tried talking to his teachers and school, but there is only so much they can do! Bruce: You know, whenever my kids have trouble in school with bullies, I always solve it using my connections. Clark: Thanks, Bruce, but I don't think you'll have enough influence in a Metropolis school. I mean, you could bribe their parents, but- Bruce: Oh no, not those kinds of connections. I meant the ones in the After Life. Clark: ....what? Bruce: I have connections in the After Life. Say the word, and I can have the Prince of Ghosts here within the hour. He'll pose as a regular human boy who can handle Jon's bully for him. Clark: He's not going to...kill anyone, is he? Bruce: I don't kill. Just severely mentally scar anyone who thinks they can mess with my kids. The Prince has this wonderful ability to trap someone in their own mind! Clark: .....You worry me. Bruce: I get that a lot Clark: But for my son, I'm willing to overlook it. What's the prince's name? Bruce: Phantom. His name is Danny Phantom, and he's been my friend since I was ten years old. Trust me, Jon has nothing to worry about. Danny will have everyone thinking a great Evil has rested in that school by the end of the week.
I imagine Bruce to be a very protective parent when the kids start dating and not in a controlling way, those are his babies and he will ensure they are treated as they deserve. After a few years of dating and "concern" from Bruce, a list appears, of simple rules and advice to dating the Bat's brood in Titans Tower hidden away until it is needed, filled with knowledge passed down from hand to hand.
Don't ever touch your Batling in view of the Big Bat. Holding hands is OK but only when necessary. Kissing is forbidden. Arm around the shoulders? Waist? The Bat will glare until you back off. It's important to retreat as soon as possible. "He carved a hand out of Kryptonite and smacked me with it" an anonymous source added.
Don't ever taste or steal something from the plate of your Bat even when invited because the Bat won't take kindly to you "taking food out of his child's mouth," as another anonymous source says.
Don't ever bring your Bat back late. The Bat can have his kids up all hours punching clowns and headbutting back robbers but his kids come in from a date ten minutes after curfew? Expect to find Batman rapping on your window, pointing to "what looks like a clock they teach little kids to tell the time" stated a redacted source.
Don't ever honk when you're outside to pick up your Bat. It doesn't matter if they told you to do so to avoid their siblings and the stiff small talk with the Bat. "Walk to the door, knock and wait for the Bat to drift by," one author of the list insists, "If he ignores you, that's good. If he nods, you can come in. If he just hovers and speaks only to his kid, you're in danger."
Always keep the door open. Batman will sense the door being closed over or getting locked. The man will corner you and lecture you about the rules of his house. He will be armed. "Seriously keep the fucking doors, the windows, heck even the vents open" wrote one source in very lopsided handwriting.
I'm here to promote my HC: when Dick was excited, he would run towards Bruce, but instead of hugging him directly, he would first run a small loop around him before hugging him, and he always ended up hugging him a little from the side, a little from behind, looking up and smiling while trying to explain why he was so happy.
Bruce melted every time this happened, without exception. His baby was just so cute.
~ Gotham Knights
I have multiple things to say here.
First, let's start with Bruce's worst enemy, that social worker, who I hate. Listen, I would have no issue with him if he was really just a worried guy doing his job, but not only did he start this after digging through Bruce's files after learning about Dick's adoption after Bruce was proven innocent for the murder case (so he is going after Bruce because he believed him to be a murderer and cannot accept the truth and his innocence), he is being heartless and sanist here by calling Bruce "sicko" for not wanting to do an interview about his son’s death. Not only is Bruce going through some shit currently (Alfred being sick), it is quite normal for a grieving parent to not want to talk about the detail of their child's death again. Bruce is also not drawn angry, just surprised, when he opens the door, and it's at the mention of Jason that he gets mad. And like, how likely is it that he had other people dare ask him for interviews and details about Jason's death in the past, with how famous he is? He made a testimony that is public record, and that's all you will get from him. He will not talk to you about his son’s death, random citizen.
The other thing I want to talk about is Cassandra. This is clearly breakfast, from how they are in robes and look tired af, so it means she is sleeping at the manor. Her bringing Bruce his coffee is also a way to show that she is there to support Bruce, not just because she is worried about Alfred. She only looks at who Bruce is talking to when Bruce tells him to fuck off, which feels protective to me. (He didn't matter until he made her dad upset)
I also want to talk about her robe. It's way too short, and this is clearly the artist sexualizing her. However, I'm cooking here. We already established that Bruce was great at not treating a naked female body as sexual, shown by Helena changing in front of him and neither of them making any comments about it. Cass has shown in the past a great discomfort at being sexualized, be by men or boys flirting with her or calling her hot, or by Barbara telling her she is sexy. This outfit that should make her uncomfortable doesn't, because Bruce, in contrary to other people the other times she was in a revealing or sexy outfit, doesn't make a comment or view it as sexy. Her body is just a body in his eyes, and so she doesn't have this weight of being seen as something she doesn't want to be seen as.
I need to stop checking the notes on posts about how Bruce "no-kill" rule is correct. Everyone and their moms in there are being like "no, he should kill/be fine with murder or he isn't actually saving people", and most of them aren't even fans of superhero comics or Batman, they just know his name and business because he is the most famous superhero, and somehow that means they have the qualifications to say shit.
