The Tocking Chrome

What fun is there in making sense?

[tinpytock]

OK IT TURNS OUT THAT BLOGGING ABOUT MY FEELINGS MADE MY FEELINGS WORSE I REGRET EVERYTHING.

[tinpytock]

I kinda will miss Homestuck when it's gone, really. I know that it can't and shouldn't last forever (or else everything will drag out into complete ridiculousness.) but it's still a little sad. My god, this entire blog is nearly dedicated to homestuck and my reactions to it and I didn't even notice at first. I need to start posting stuff from other things more. The point is, I don't know what I'll do with myself when Homestuck ends. Perhaps I'll move on to new waters (though I won't abandon Homestuck. I'll still draw it and stuff)

On another note I just posted something like...a day ago that was supposed to be some sort of not that serious comment and it got about 50+ views and probably almost to 60. I'm scared and it's making me really anxious. Hell, I don't think half the stuff I put on this blog is very serious. I joked about it getting lots of likes and reblogs but I didn't expect it to really happen. I'm still extremely nervous to the point of almost throwing up. It baffles me how anyone could be internet famous (or even real life famous) and act so calm when I'm getting panic attacks from only a few 50+ people on tumblr. Remind me to never become a celebrity; it wouldn't be good for my health.

It reminds me of how I once had a homestuck related dream where I posted a comment on here and a whole bunch of people on the homestuck tag teamed up against me and kept ragging on me for posting said comment. I kinda hope that doesn't happen. I don't know if I should even tag this as homestuck or whatever because I'm afraid someone might say something to me. Gah, I need to sort my heart and mind out for a sec.

[bubblemahtea]

[tumblrbot]

THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.

[gaaraofsburbia]

WAIT WHAT

[richeybaby-blog]

MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND

[fenetaj-deactivated20160318]

I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE 

GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR 

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

[iguanodonwildman]

*everybody on tumblr suddenly feels guilty for ignoring tumblrbot*

[bluuhsh]

omg

[shamelessmanifesto]

TUMBLRBOT BBG I’M SORRY FORGIVE ME 

[cineraria]

[omnivore-queen]

You are fucking kidding me

[ludicrouscupcake]

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

[airlock]

if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years

[me-rcury]

The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare

[tinpytock]

Oh my god, and I thought it was kinda cute at first when he bumped into it.

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Wow, the Homestuck fandom is the most bipolar fandom I have ever seen.

From going into the corner and sobbing/mourning due to the soon end of Homestuck, to making freaky sprite edits.

And this happens every freakin' hiatus.

Sometimes I worry about the mental health of this fandom.

[tinpytock]

On another note, I just noticed that the Condesce's ship seems to be overlapping the curtains. I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Does the ship just stay there even during Homosuck ooor...?

[tinpytock]

This is the update where shit starts really getting messed up.

Gamzee is still as much of a jerkass as ever (It is rather sobering to realize that this was probably his true personality the entire time and the sopor slime was just repressing it) and Terezi is still in as much danger of dying.

Jake is alive, Rose is showing off her light magic (as opposed to her dark magic),Karkat is about to go apeshit on Gamzee.

And it seems like Skaia is gonna have some lava rain.

And then the freaking CONDESC SHOWS UP AND FUCKS EVERYTHING AND CALIBORN FIGURES OH WHAT A GREAT TIME TO INTERRUPT AND UPDATE HOMOSUCK.

At least we might see if John escapes this time.

[thepageofhopes]

Who doesn’t want to know the Homestuck Title they would have in the game?

EDITED: Added more Aspect info, Changed how Rage and Doom work, and added one Syllable Titles!

Edit 2: Added A better 1w9 title, and one syllable ones for different genders if needed.

More edits: Alt titles added

This...

[tinpytock]

Mage of Breath.

Well isn't that just interesting...? Everytime I take this test I get Mage but the aspect seems to change sometimes. A common factor is that I get light a more often but as Warmth and Social Assertiveness were tied I simply went with Breath.

[tinpytock]

I am gonna go ahead and admit that Gamzee basically scared the shit outta me when he went RAGE mode.

I don't defend Gamzee, I love Gamzee to death but I can't really defend him. I know he's a horrible person but maybe that is why I love him so much. I just simply can't NOT love villains as good as he is.

[halosblogthing]

It got better

I didn’t think it could but it got better

[infinitemuses-deactivated201505]

Not only have the Titans taken our lives and freedom, now they’re taking our pizza too.

[konekosilvertail-moved]

this is official promo art btw

like

just a reminder

[keristraszas-deactivated2015081]

on that day humanity received a grim reminder that even titans love pizza hut

[tinpytock]

OK so I know everyone is very happy about the Callie Jade interactions. God damn are they so cute together. Making trollsonas together, bein blood sisters. All that good stuff.

But I'm kinda worried about The frickin STAGE. Where did it come from? WHY IS IT THERE?! IS IT GONNA GO TO HOMOSUCK?!?! What if they open the curtain and there is a mini-John there.

Oh man they could save John from his Homosucky fate if that happened! Either that or we just cut to Homosuck entirely. Though Jade is standing on the platform so something might happen 'cause of that?

Either way I just really want to know if it's either a regular old set or the Homosuck set.

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

If this gets 100,000 notes before Halloween,

Then I, as a cisgendered heterosexual male, will purchase and wear an over sexualized costume for females for Halloween. With pictures. Will send to Party City executives.

[murasakimuse]

DO IT.

[fatgirlandherbs]

*sits down with popcorn, intently watching the notes*

[mousathe14]

[listoflifehacks]

[gemmablackwood]

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

[sniffling]

some of these might actually be helpful but please do not put your fruit in the dishwasher everyone will be pissed off please

[averyskies-deactivated20170419]

Told my step sister about the temporary tattoo thing and now she’s going to draw penises on passed out drunk guys that will now last for a month

[marysuefacepalm]

Monkey D. Shania (One Piece)

Another worst of the worst…

Is… is that a motherfucking triforce on her shirt?!

English Name: Monkey D. Shania .______.

I know what you guys are thinking, but she is not his sister. It’s so much worse.

Devil Fruit: Yami Kurai No Mi (Dark Air Fruit) Basically it’s a fruit. XD Nah only one that could probably destroy the whole world JS 

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IMMA SCREAM

[tinpytock]

I am finally calmed down enough to think rationally.

Whelp, I guess Jane is gonna have to use her lifey thing to revive Jade. Unless Jane has something happen to her and she can't DO it. There IS a way to bring her back to life, and that is what death in Homestuck is all about; Dying until someone finds a way to bring you back.

*sigh* first Jade gets crushed by a house and now I'm having SNK withdrawal. Is it too much to ask for my spacey witch AND my titans?

[tinpytock]

Excuse me while I post my reaction under a cut.

What are you implying

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA DO A THING

OH GOD OH NO OH GOD OH NO

ARE YOU REDECORATING ARANEA. PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

AHAHAHA LITTLE DO YOU KNOW IS THAT THE TOWER WILL MISS

[gross sobbing]NONONONONONONONONONONONO

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU HUSSIE