My Name Isn't Actually Margaret

These are things that make me happy

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[hillnerd-art]

So I had to draw them in human form???

[slinkanorabundyblr]

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

[antique-scarecrow]

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[heckoffmate]

This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.

[revivivivify]

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[real-language-facts]

clit is short for classical literature

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[kcsplace]

HRM

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[moveslikekeithrichards]

starting a frankie valli owaaaah collection

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[voynichs]

sometimes when i see bad cable management im like oh noo the computer threw up ): but other times when i see bad cable management im like ok so the computer likes to be natural she doesnt shave she is a feminist <3 the fact is that i contain multitudes.

[voynichs]

this is a sick computer who threw up

this is a computer with bush

[muckmagister]

​computer pussy is massive holy shit look at that guy

[raupeka-deactivated20250616]

post canceled thank yous, it's over everyone go home!

[voynichs]

no it's not. the post is still on everybody.

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[double--cross-d]

This post is a train wreck.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[gaymoods]

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

[inthefallofasparrow]

[free-post-store]

$0

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

where is the yeah it would be fucking nice tweet

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[theaxiomofhope]

the last sentence of my thesis

[the-calvarys-coming-out]

[jawz]

This may be controversial but i believe women should be allowed to pick up anything they find on the ground and add it to their inventory