Certified Weirdo 😎

[sinshiney]

The night is ruined.

(meme under the cut)

[counterwiddershins]

[quotemadness]

You’re not a kid anymore. You have the right to choose your own life. You can start again. If you want a cat, all you have to do is choose a life in which you can have a cat. It’s simple. It’s your right.

Haruki Murakami

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[tiny-garbage-can]

Hey flower people who can identify this flower for me?

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Maybe plow the Lord’s fields in heaven

[beardedmrbean]

The Internet Mourns The Death Of Their Favorite Farmer Dave Brandt

For many online, Dave Brandt is known more as the Farmer from "But It's Honest Work", but with his death many are learning about his great c

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[arborealgargoyle]

Dave Brandt was a leading researcher and farmer involved in no-till farming, which means farming without disturbing the soil.

His decades-long career of no-till farming and different methods and materials used to increase his crop yield have been used all over the world to better agriculture in various climates and places where more modern tilling isn't a viable option.

the earth and everyone who lives here will always owe something to farmers who fight for a better way to cultivate this world instead of destroy it. It’s honest work indeed. Thank you Dave Brandt, may the soil care for you as tenderly as you cared for it.

[adelphicoracle]

RIP Dave Brandt.

[funnytwittertweets]

[computationalcalculator]

[hawkeyedflame]

it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

[hawkeyedflame]

when my aunt's best friend passed away, my younger brother was four years old. at his funeral, my brother went up to her and gave her a nickel. he told her very solemnly that it would make her feel better. she smiled for the first time in days, and tucked it in her wallet.

when my brother was 22, his best friend passed away unexpectedly. my aunt drove three hours to be there for him at the funeral. she went up to my brother, gave him a big hug, and then gave him a nickel. it was the same nickel; she had kept it in her wallet for 18 years, and now it's on a necklace that he never takes off.

what i'm trying to say is that the love you put into the world will always find its way back to you.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[injuries-in-dust]

I want to drink tea and nibble pastries in there as we snuggle close, wrapped in a cosy blanket, to watch a gentle rainfall.

[jackhawksmoor]

Do you want to sleep for a hundred years? Because that's how you get sleep for a hundred years

[kyraneko]

You are asking the wrong website if you expect people here to take that as an obvious warning.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[forevermorganite]

I’m

[portentous-offerings]

They weren’t here when the deep magic was written

[reblogification]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thespaisclosed]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

wears this with my work uniform

[sandmandaddy69]

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

[thedankmemes]

[1234713]

[va-draws]

A moment of light during the siege

[silly-jellyghoty]

It really does feel like that

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.