And... Chad

as straight as a circle

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

[livedinthecastle]

every day i am plagued by visions of a kid in the early 22nd century that rediscoveres the mcu and acts really pretentious about having watched every single one in order

[livedinthecastle]

like you know how lots of movies, books or plays, once they’re old enough people treat them like some big intelectual historical piece, even if at the time it was just kind of mediocre light entertainment for the masses? someday a kid is gonna be all i don’t like modern movies, i like vintage stuff, real classics, you probably wouldn’t know it, and they’ll mean thor ragnarok

[livedinthecastle]

i’m glad i finally shared this somewhere because i am unable to watch an mcu movie without hearing the voice of some annoying media student in a few decades plaguing someone about the post credits scene in antman

[youraveragebogman-deactivated20]

[memeuplift]

[transgenderization]

my friend keeps on playing porn games on steam idk if he like. knows we can see them in the activity page like

[transgenderization]

[fortidogi]

us-soviet relations, 1948

[glowingobsidianblock]

Someone playing Minecraft with keepinventory on and dying so they can get home quickly has such like, Powerful, Careless Immortal energy.

[minecraft-cake-pan]

[sosuperawesome]

GDBee on Instagram / Tumblr / Society6

[kaijutegu]

I found a copy of my mom's favorite book from childhood! It's called Striped Ice Cream and I'm gonna wrap it in plastic and then some foil and bury it in a gallon of Neapolitan.

And I'll say "look, mom, I got you that striped ice cream you're always talking about!" and convince her to serve it up for dessert.

[kaijutegu]

I'm gonna wrap a layer of waxed paper around it too, so that the marker doesn't rub off and it's easier to fish out. I'm not sure how I'm gonna excavate the ice cream, exactly. I made a template. I'm hoping to like... cut around it and then peel back a layer about an inch deep that I can just put back on top.

[kaijutegu]

Mom thinks I'm at the park with the dog but I'm out in the garage burying a children's book from the 60s in a gallon of ice cream. This is one of the weirdest ways I've ever wrapped a present.

[kaijutegu]

Well, shit.

[kaijutegu]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[kaijutegu]

Now to work on smoothing the top a bit. It's not going to be perfect but it'll still be a good surprise.

[kaijutegu]

"What have you done to this ice cream??"

[kaijutegu]

AND THEN MY DAD TOLD HER IT WAS A BOOK BECAUSE HE WAS TOO EXCITED

[kaijutegu]

You know who else is excited about this ice cream based enrichment puzzle? MY MOM.

[kaijutegu]

Happy Mother's Day!

[neurospicybirb]

ICE CREAM BASED ENRICHMENT PUZZLE

[konoko]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tophatandboots]

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

[marzipanandminutiae]

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

[dkpsyhog]

Planned obsolescence

[gh0ul-k1ss3r]

my brothers share special interests and my favorite thing to do is walk in a room and be like "hey guys can you tell me about the mariana trench" and then sit there for an hour while they both infodump to me about the ocean it's extremely entertaining

[gh0ul-k1ss3r]

and my parents are always like "oh my god why would you do that" bitch. I want to learn about the ocean and these two thirteen year old boys r my most trusted source

[deadmomjokes]

fr

I mean, I could google questions I have about medieval weaponry and horsemanship, but on the other hand I could message my sister the simple statement “have question about historical saddles” and get both a phone call and a comprehensive 3 page google document within an hour

Seriously, if you know someone who has a special interest you’d like info about, go ask them! It costs zero money, you make them happy, and you learn way more than a basic google search would tell you.

[taksez]

Asking is a love language

[liberalsarecool]

#LateStageCapitalism

[lady-writes]

[syedmasood]

missing an old hyperfixation is literally the worst feeling. i miss that old love and passion but i just can’t quite reach it

[futuremoji]

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

[captainhoyw]

[hustlerose]

a

[hustlerose]

[skygemspeaks]

thinking about how fiona's bit in the first shrek movie about how ogres are so ugly and unlovable, which is overheard by shrek, is the perfect example of how self-deprecation can really harm not only the people around you who love and care for you, but also people who share the same characteristics that you are mocking in yourself

[heroineimages]

I need to do a better job of reminding myself of this.

[omnybus]

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

[travesty-majesty]

OP this is such a raw line what the fuck