i'm not ready.

a drawing of an umbrella will not keep you dry.

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[christinecanigula-archive]

i use my one brain cell to love my friends

[onlytwitterpics]

[cat-mom]

[catchymemes]

[frankenmouse]

I mean, we literally have research that says this. With TV it works because shows are DESIGNED to have segues/scenes where advertising can go, so we perceive it as less disruptive. You can’t just drop advertising in any old where. Shockingly, people fucking HATE that.

[lagonegirl]

Black women are so encouraging. This is simply magical!💖 #BlackGirlsMagic 

[bayareachild]

This was the most amazing I love it

[several-birds-one-stone]

This is warmth to my black heart

[ardnale]

Black women are the center of life

[philosophyunknwn]

If watching this don’t make you feel good sum wrong wit you

[6ixshitttttt]

Wooooooooow :)

[ewaneneollav]

Me hangign out with my friends

[homewreckerhowell]

so my little cousin decided to put our cats into her dollhouse

[funnypicsdept]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[mockwa]

Beethoven — Fur Chiken

[sevensables]

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

[thebestoftumbling]

Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

[typicalbitchybitch-deactivated2]

His face before he slams it

[youngijae-deactivated20160120]

[kizutsuku]

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

[aaays-and-bees]

He destroyed it

[ruinedchildhood]

[mwagneto]

some movie character resting their head against the bus window: sad, lost in deep thought, staring into the world passing by, sorrowful music……

my head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window:

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[mysharona1987]

[confusion-and-cake]

but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???

[dingdongyouarewrong]

he went to the gym but couldn’t decide which exercise machine to use so he used all of them

[consultingsonic]

Bold of you to assume he could choose only one gym