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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
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recommending the x files to people is like yeah this is one of the most influential pieces of television created, it's the best and also one of the worst things you'll ever see. are there aliens? you'll never know. are mulder and scully lovers? worse. what do bees have to do with this? everything.
this is frying me
sorry @fishy-lava but i need these tags forever:
#i fucking love it when something is the best and worst piece of media ever at the same time #you may think that would create a piece of media that is fine as fine is the midground between great and horrible #but no. it is the best and worst. at the same time. both extremes at once
the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics
probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably
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"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten
there’s just always something fucking happening
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this is my house?
I just learned that the Louvre heist was most certainly done for some rich collector, the jewels won't make it back to their original country. Apparently history says most heists like this happen because someone like Trump or Bezos wants them for private collection, some underworld criminals are hired to rob the museum, and the jewels are not gonna be seen possibly ever again :(
I mean at risk of sounding like a huge cunt I'm not sure what about the theft led you to believe that it was committed by kindhearted good guy thieves with noble aims. usually when people steal things they are in fact trying to make money. extremely high profile theft of easily identifiable jewels isn't generally a good strategy for repatriation. like I'm sorry but Leverage isn't real.
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