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Unscented Tissues "It's your fault for having legs."

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[vxpo]

YOU ONLY HAVE 4 DAYS TO REBLOG THIS! DON’T PROCRASTINATE! 

[jstor]

Obligatory.

[next12exits]

Been waiting 12 months for this ….

[next12exits]

Bringing this back because in one week …….

[little-cold-hands]

2 days….

[milktyama]

im a witch now boo

link

tagging: @snoozless @nadisabug @nyg-main @kohi-zeri @sazunari @aescore

[snoozless-deactivated20210614]

My new dream is to be this picture

I’m tagging @elektrosonix @h-grangerstudies and @kailleiobrien !

[strxnged]

NNJKS THIS WAS SO CUTE HELP

 tagging: @fuyuhikos-babymama​​ @theuntamedmulti​​ + @nadisabug​​ anyone else! (don’t feel pressured ofc)

[nadisabug]

I am iN LOVE

I love my little crow baby

Tagging anyone who sees this (no pressure!!)

[choukoara-deactivated20260115]

tag @dr-daydreams​/ anyone else who wants to join in <3

[ssolarcalendarr]

oooo this was so nice ^^ Thank youu

Hmm, @nejire-chans-cottage, @ibuki-mioda-offical, @please-marry-me-kyoko and anyone else who wants to join ^^

[plushiemewmew-deactivated202309]

Behold! Card playing devil! >:3

@otsuchan09 @iateyourdoggo-part2 @milkiibojustwrite and anybody else who wants to join! No need to join if you don’t wanna :)

[milkiijustwrites]

If ima medieval character, I will be looking like this but hair shorter! Oh! Imagine us just reading together down a tree while a dragon come and attack us XD @achilles-writing-corner @somerandomdanganronpaartist

What will your medieval look be?

Tagging:

@avocado-headcanons @mod-komaru-blog @somerandomdanganronpaartist @achilles-writing-corner @ourlover

Only do if you want :))

[mod-komaru-blog]

Thank you for the tag :))

@avocado-headcanons @softclinic @fuyuhikoslt @lilhomeroom-edits @annastormfly @despairingly-hopeful-imagines

- Mod Komaru

[avocado-headcanons-deactivated2]

Thanks for the tag you two!! ♡♡

I tried to change things up and go for a Fem! Rantaro look!

-Mod Rantaro

@softclinic @fuyuhikoslt @ibuki-loves-you @lovingkaede​ @imaginewithkorekiyo​ @despairingly-hopeful-imagines

[despairingly-hopeful-blog]

thanks for the tag you two 😳

✨ i love cats ✨

@nekomaruimagines​ @ibuki-loves-you​ @fuyuhikoslt​

sorry for being a bother :”). we’re just getting tagged a lot lately LOL

— mod sakura.

[ibuki-loves-you]

thanks for the tag you two :D i love these sm 😭😭

tagging! @drimagineposts @legendarytreasurerhighway @darkdeva-imagines @shushushoe @milkiibojustwrite

[prettyemofashionistahours-deact]

You can tell it’s me because of the cat on my hat

@yeotrashman​ @annastormfly​ @call-me-yam​ @melmellimelon​ and @llafeyrachan​

[call-me-yam-deactivated20230504]

Fire :0

Thanks for the Tag Big sis!

@s-serendipit-y @komaeda-writings @dangan-writing @izur-x

And anyone else who wants to do it!

[cheeri-deactivated20210705]

I realized i was starting to look like a vampire so then i just went all for it

tagging: @rqntaro-amami and maybe @lovingkaede and @bugthegremlin ? (I’m so sorry if you did not want to be tagged,ignore this if that’s the case ^^“) (+ anyone who wants to!)

[bugthegremlin]

thanks for the tag <33

tagging: @yesland @rat-kinggg @inniterhq @/ anyone else who wants to !!

[naosaki-deactivated20240120]

thanks for the tag bae!!

tagging: @ghost-no-internet @basilly @dysfunctionalcrab and anyone else who wants to do it :]

[dysfunctionalcrab]

thank u for the tag !! ily 💗

tagging: @cr0wbonezz-wr1ting-inc @disastrousdream @charspnp @sleepyteddies and if anyone else wants to do it the link is right at the top :))

[cr0wbonezz-wr1ting-inc]

theyre sleepy and just wanna eat a lolipop :T

tagging: @punzxox @alex-quackity @mitzimania @yamturds @ anyone who wants to :}

[ayamturd]

awww hehe ty for tag <3

tagging: @mitzimania @alice-blue-skies @basilly + anyone that wants to :3

[tipsyditzy]

I look like a goddamn librarian

I don't have anyone to tag so anyone is welcome to do it if they want

[pomodoko]

Pick your starter!

Grass > Grass >Grass/Psychic Water > Water > Water/Dark Fire > Fire > Fire/Fighting

[crystalskysadvice]

Alternatives to Self Harm

Alternatives for when you’re feeling angry or restless:

Scribble on photos of people in magazines

Viciously stab an orange

Throw an apple/pair of socks against the wall

Have a pillow fight with the wall

Scream very loudly

Tear apart newspapers, photos, or magazines

Go to the gym, dance, exercise

Listen to music and sing along loudly

Draw a picture of what is making you angry

Beat up a stuffed bear

Pop bubble wrap

Pop balloons

Splatter paint

Scribble on a piece of paper until the whole page is black

Filling a piece of paper with drawing cross hatches

Throw darts at a dartboard

Go for a run

Write your feelings on paper then rip it up

Use stress relievers

Build a fort of pillows and then destroy it

Throw ice cubes at the bathtub wall, at a tree, etc

Get out a fine tooth comb and vigorously brush the fur of a stuffed animal (but use gentle vigor)

Slash an empty plastic soda bottle or a piece of heavy cardboard or an old shirt or sock

Make a soft cloth doll to represent the things you are angry at; cut and tear it instead of yourself

Flatten aluminium cans for recycling, seeing how fast you can go

On a sketch or photo of yourself, mark in red ink what you want to do. Cut and tear the picture

Break sticks

Cut up fruits

Make yourself as comfortable as possible

Stomp around in heavy shoes

Play handball or tennis

Yell at what you are breaking and tell it why you are angry, hurt, upset, etc.

Buy a cheap plate and decorate it with markers, stickers, cut outs from magazines, words, images, what ever that expresses your pain and sadness and when you’re done, smash it. (Please be careful when doing this)

The Calm Jar (Fill a mason jar or similar with colored water and glitter. When feeling upset or angry you can shake it to disturb the glitter and focus on that until the glitter settles.)

Blow up a balloon and pop it

Alternatives that will give you a sensation (other than pain) without harming yourself:

Hold ice in your hands, against your arm, or in your mouth

Run your hands under freezing cold water

Snap a rubber band or hair band against your wrist

Clap your hands until it stings

Wax your legs

Drink freezing cold water

Splash your face with cold water

Put PVA/Elmer’s glue on your hands then peel it off

Massage where you want to hurt yourself

Take a hot shower/bath

Jump up and down to get some sensation in your feet

Write or paint on yourself

Arm wrestle with a member of your family

Take a cold bath

Bite into a hot pepper or chew a piece of ginger root

Rub liniment under your nose

Put tiger balm on the places you want to cut. (Tiger balm is a muscle relaxant cream that induces a tingly sensation. You can find it in most health food stores and vitamin stores.)

Alternatives that will distract you or take up time:

Say “I’ll self harm in fifteen minutes if I still want to” and keep going for periods of fifteen minutes until the urge fades

Color your hair

Count up to ten getting louder until you are screaming

Sing on the karaoke machine

Complete something you’ve been putting off

Take up a new hobby

Make a cup of tea

Tell and laugh at jokes

Play solitaire

Count up to 500 or 1000

Surf the net

Make as many words out of your full name as possible

Count ceiling tiles or lights

Search ridiculous things on the web

Colour coordinate your wardrobe

Play with toys, such as a slinky

Go to the park and play on the swings

Call up an old friend

Go “people watching”

Carry safe, rather than sharp, things in your pockets

Do school work

Play a musical instrument

Watch TV or a movie

Paint your nails

Alphabetize your CDs or books

Cook

Make origami to occupy your hands

Doodle on sheets of paper

Dress up or try on old clothes

Play computer games or painting programs, such as photoshop

Write out lyrics to your favorite song

Play a sport

Read a book/magazine

Do a crossword

Draw a comic strip

Make a chain link out of paper counting the hours or days you’ve been self harm free using pretty colored paper

Knit, sew, or make a necklace

Make ‘scoobies’ - braid pieces of plastic or lace, to keep your hands busy

Buy a plant and take care of it

Hunt for things on eBay or Amazon

Browse the forums

Go shopping

Memorize a poem with meaning

Learn to swear in another language

Look up words in a dictionary

Play hide-and-seek with your siblings

Go outside and watch the clouds roll by

Plan a party

Find out if any concerts will be in your area

Make your own dance routine

Trace your hand on a piece of paper; on your thumb, write something you like to look at; on your index finger, write something you like to touch; on your middle finger, write your favorite scent; on your ring finger, write something you like the taste of; on your pinky finger, write something you like to listen to; on your palm, write something you like about yourself

Plan regular activities for your most difficult time of day

Finish homework before it’s due

Take a break from mental processing

Notice black and white thinking

Get out on your own, get away from the stress

Go on YouTube

Make a scrapbook

Colour in a picture or colouring book.

Make a phone list of people you can call for support. Allow yourself to use it.

Pay attention to your breathing (breath slowly, in through your nose and out through your mouth)

Pay attention to the rhythmic motions of your body (walking, stretching, etc.)

Learn HALT signals (hungry, angry, lonely, tired)

Choose a random object, like a paper clip, and try to list 30 different uses for it

Pick a subject and research it on the web - alternatively, pick something to research and then keep clicking on links, trying to get as far away from the original topic as you can.

Take a small step towards a goal you have.

Re-organize your room

Name all of your soft toys

Play the A-Z game (Pick a category ie. Animals, and think of an animal for every letter of the alphabet

Have a lush warm bubble bath with candles!

Do some knitting

Do some house hold chores

Alternatives that are completely bizarre. At the least, you’ll have a laugh:

Crawl on all fours and bark like a dog or another animal

Run around outside screaming

Laugh for no reason whatsoever

Make funny faces in a mirror

Without turning orange, self tan

Pluck your eyebrows

Put faces on apples, oranges, or other sorts of food

Go to the zoo and name all of the animals

Color on the walls

Blow bubbles

Pull weeds in the garden

Alternatives for when you’re feeling guilty, sad, or lonely:

Congratulate yourself on each minute you go without self harming

Draw or paint

Look at the sky

Instead of punishing yourself by self harming, punish yourself by not self harming

Call a friend and ask for company

Buy a cuddly toy

Give someone a hug with a smile

Put a face mask on

Watch a favorite TV show or movie

Eat something ridiculously sweet

Remember a happy moment and relive it for a while in your head

Treat yourself to some chocolate

Try to imagine the future and plan things you want to do

Look at things that are special to you

Compliment someone else

Make sculptures

Watch fish

Youtube funny videos!

Let yourself cry

Play with a pet

Have or give a massage

Imagine yourself living in a perfect home and describe it in your mind

If you’re religious, read the bible or pray

Light a candle and watch the flame (but please be careful)

Go chat in the chat room

Allow yourself to cry; crying is a healthy release of emotion

Accept a gift from a friend

Carry tokens to remind you of peaceful comforting things/people

Take a hot bath with bath oil or bubbles

Curl up under a comforter with hot cocoa and a good book

Make affirmation tapes inside you that are good, kind, gentle (Sometimes you can do this by writing down the negative thoughts and then physically re-writing them into positive messages)

Make a tray of special treats and tuck yourself into bed with it and watch TV or read

Write words in the sand for them to be washed away

Alternatives for when you’re feeling panicky or scared:

“See, hear and feel”-5 things, then 4, then 3 and countdown to one which will make you focus on your surroundings and will calm you down

Listen to soothing music; have a CD with motivational songs that you can listen to

Meditate or do yoga

Name all of your soft toys

Hug a pillow or soft toy

Hyper focus on something

Do a “reality check list” – write down all the things you can list about where you are now (e.g. It is the 9th November 2004, I’m a room and everything is going to be alright)

With permission, give someone a hug

Drink herbal tea

Crunch ice

Hug a tree

Go for a walk if it’s safe to do so

Feel your pulse to prove you’re alive

Go outside and attempt to catch butterflies or lizards

Put your feet firmly on the floor

Accept where you are in the process. Beating yourself up, only makes it worse

Touch something familiar/safeLeave the room

Lay on your back in bed comfortably (eyes closed), and breathe in for 4, hold for 2, out for 4, hold for 2. Make sure to fill your belly up with air, not your chest. If your shoulders are going up, keep working on it. When you’re comfortable breathing, put your hand on your belly and rub up and down in time with your breathing. If your mind wanders to other things, move it back to focusing ONLY on the synchronized movement of your hand and breathing.

Give yourself permission to…. (Keep it safe)

Create a safe place for yourself and take yourself there

Lay on the grass and watch the clouds. You can try to make pictures with them too.

Light a candle and watch the flame

Alternatives that will hopefully make you think twice about harming yourself:

Think about how you don’t want scars

Treat yourself nicely

Remember that you don’t have to hurt yourself just because you’re thinking about self harm

Create a safe place to go

Acknowledge that self harm is harmful behavior: say “I want to hurt myself” rather than “I want to cut”

Repeat to yourself “I don’t deserve to be hurt” even if you don’t believe it

Remember that you always have the choice not to cut: it’s up to you what you do

Think about how you may feel guilty after self harming

Remind yourself that the urge to self harm is impulsive: you will only feel like cutting for short bursts of time

Avoid temptation

Get your friends to make you friendship bracelets: wear them around your wrists to remind you of them when you want to cut

Be with other people

Make your own list of things to do instead of self harm

Make a list of your positive character traits

Be nice to your family, who in return, will hopefully be nice to you

Put a band-aid on the area where you’d like to self harm

Recognize and acknowledge the choices you have NOW

Pay attention to the changes needed to make you feel safe

Notice “choices” versus “dilemmas”

Lose the “should-could-have to” words. Try… “What if”

Kiss the places you want toSHor kiss the places you have healing wounds. It can be a reminder that you care about myself and that you don’t want this

Choose your way of thinking, try to resist following old thinking patterns

The Butterfly project- draw a butterfly on the place(s) that you would self harm and if the butterfly fades without self-harming, it means it has lived and flown away, giving a sense of achievement. Whereas if you do self-harm with the butterfly there; you will have to wash it off. If that does happen, you can start again by drawing a new one on. You can name the butterfly after someone you love.

Write the name of a loved one [a friend, family member, or anyone else who cares about you] and write their name where you want to self harm. When you go to self harm remember how much they care and wouldn’t want you to harm yourself.

think about what you would say to a friend who was struggling with the same things you are and try to be a good friend to yourself.

Make a bracelet out duct tape, and put a line on it every day (Or any period of time) you go without self harm. When it’s full of lines, take it off and make a chain out of all the bracelets and hang it up somewhere where you can be reminded of your great progress.

Alternatives that give the illusion of seeing something similar to blood:

Draw on yourself with a red pen or body paint, or go to a site such as this, where you ‘cut’ the screen (be aware that some users may find this triggering, so view with caution)

Cover yourself with plasters where you want to cut

Give yourself a henna or fake tattoo

Make “wounds” with makeup, like lipstick

Take a small bottle of liquid red food coloring and warm it slightly by dropping it into a cup of hot water for a few minutes. Uncap the bottle and press its tip against the place you want to cut. Draw the bottle in a cutting motion while squeezing it slightly to let the food color trickle out.

Draw on the areas you want to cut using ice that you’ve made by dropping six or seven drops of red food color into each of the ice-cube tray wells.

Paint yourself with red tempera paint.

‘Cut’ your skin with nail polish (it feels cold, but it’s hard to get off)

Use red food colouring on your skin

Alternatives to help you sort through your feelings:

Phone a friend and talk to them

Make a collage of how you feel

Negotiate with yourself

Identify what is hurting so bad that you need to express it in this way

Write your feelings in a diary

Free write (Write down whatever you’re thinking at that moment, even if it doesn’t make sense)

Make lists of everything such as blessings in your life

Make a notebook of song lyrics that you relate to

Call ahotline

Write a letter to someone telling them how you feel (but you don’t have to send it if you decide not to)

Start a grateful journal where everyday you write down three: good things that happened/ things that you accomplished/ are grateful for/ made you smile. Make sure the journal is strictly for positive things. Then when you feel down you can go back and look at it.

[alternativestoselfharm]

Alternatives to make you feel a sense of reality:

try slapping countertops

getting fresh air

going to a bookstore or a music store and just getting lost in it

take selfies

play guitar, feel the strings under your fingers

I think I am, therefore I am

Read a book, get lost in the unreality of that, and then remember your reality

Talking to someone, asking for reassurance

a run or walk (especially through a ‘pretty place’)

use one of the ‘sensation’ alternatives

[kinoselynn]

kids these days

[weirdchristmas]

[monkeywiki]

limp biscuit

[rabbitshroom-deactivated2022032]

Moody nugget

Sixisi&kzkskdk

[skeletoninthemelonland]

Tired Bread

[tipsyditzy]

Sleepy pizza

[alwaysblind]

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Hh

[kennytv]

D

[tipsyditzy]

(First name gone)

Middle name: D

Last name: Butt

[ludmo-blog1]

oof

[what-even-is-thiss]

I want a relationship like this

[sandersstudies]

The himbo energy here is impeccable

[madistarlight]

[Transcription: A well-dressed fancy lady and man stand facing each other in an old-fashioned movie*

Woman: “And now you want me to teach you jiu jitsu.”

Man: “If you don’t mind, Miss Plum.”

Plum, loud and excitedly: “IT’LL BE A PLEASURE.”

*She rips his tuxedo jacket off his shoulders, grips him aggressively, and yeets him over her shoulder in a jiu jitsu martial arts fashion*

Man: *Clasping her arms a few seconds later while she looks coyly at him* “Now, let me see. Um. Let me do it to you.”

*He appears very concentrated, the camera shifts to her soft smile and romantic music begins to play, accentuating a mood that he is NOT picking up on*

“Now, let me see first of all I, um,- I pull this down.” *He pulls her cardigan off her shoulders, her collarbone now exposed and she likes it that way, she looks very obviously at his lips, like this lady has absolutely zero chill*

“Now I do this!” *He jilts her shoulders into them so their faces are centimeters away, she looks like she would like to eat his face and he is still very concentrated but in a giddy boy way*

Him: “Then I hold you close!”

Plum: “Closer.”

Him, confuzzled: “I beg your pardon?”

Plum: “Closer!! Close as you can!” *She is mentally having sex already*

Him: “Oh, yes.” *He searches her eyes for direction*

Him: “Now what do I do?”

*Miss Plum is absolutely beaming*

Plum: “Don’t you know?”

*She wants him to do things to her and he stands there mouth agape. You can see his one braincell struggling visibly in his hollow brain as realization of the century is dangling in front of him. He’s about to realize and then*

Him: “Of course! Now I apply the leverage!” *And he yeets her on to the floor*

*The music swells and fades, telling the audience that this man’s one braincell has failed him. Himbo of the century.*

END.]

[hotgod-amess]

@memepipboy This gave me big Nick and Kellar vibes

[memepipboy]

HAKSJJA YOURE RIGHT

[tipsyditzy]

This Just In:

Biden will be our next President!

Harris will be the first Black Female Vice President!

[lunchables-chad]

reblog if you are nb, support nbs or are actually four animatronics in a trenchcoat committing identity theft

[snowylynxx]

fuck it. we're getting all 900 korok seeds. ive got every one in the great plateau, gerudo highlands, and gerudo wastelands. lets fuck shit up (296/900 ; hebra region)

[snowylynxx]

a respectable number, for a coward

[snowylynxx]

there are so many korok seeds that when i started at ~220 i was at 26% completion and now im at 50%. wack (307/900 ; hebra region)

[snowylynxx]

hebra region done (i hope) (328/900 ; tabantha region)

[snowylynxx]

so the dock for my switch is downstairs in the family room despite me being the only person who plays it and my 2 yo cousin is over. this is a challenge (336/900 ; tabantha region)

[snowylynxx]

the yiga clan are really making up for all the missed assassination opportunities when i was hiding in the hebra mountains arent they (345/900 ; tabantha region)

[snowylynxx]

tabantha done!! (357/900 ; eldin region)

[snowylynxx]

it turns out i discovered a lot of these koroks on my own before i started 😳 but also WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GUARDIANS IN ELDIN (384/900 ; eldin region)

[snowylynxx]

okay i um 👉👈 got distracted but eldin is done!! (395/900 ; ??? region)

[snowylynxx]

i rode my horse along the path to zora's domain and learned it takes approximately 2 and a half days to travel from hyrule castle to hateno by a trotting horse (399/900 ; faron region)

[snowylynxx]

faron done, way faster than i expected to be done, and we're at 62% completion!! 😳 (447/900 ; lanayru region)

[snowylynxx]

@/nebulaleaf how does it feel to be surpassed (494/900 ; hateno tower region, necluda pt. 1)

[snowylynxx]

oh. okay (569/900 ; dueling peaks tower region, necluda pt. 2)

[snowylynxx]

WHY THE HELL DID THEY PUT A KOROK ON A TREE SURROUNDED BY 3 GUARDIANS??? WHO IS THIS KOROK AND HIS 3 MECHANICAL BODYGUARDS????? (583/900 ; dueling peaks tower region, necluda pt. 2)

[raviposting]

SNL saw people saying we shouldn’t joke about Trump right now and said, “Noted. Here’s 10 different Trump COVID jokes,” and I truly love that for them.

[samijen]

help. i love this game

im projecting personalities onto colors

[locketnote]

put in the tags your eye color and the color you would want your eyes to be, it’s for science

[dajo42]

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

[maneth985]

[luxgalador]

This post was good but then it got better

[celticshenanigans]

Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.

But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.

[complete-in-ix-deactivated20230]

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

[the-ironhobbit-deactivated20170]

This has improved since last I reblogged.

[tinierpurplefishes]

I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

[shadesofmauve]

I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn’t have any money. And this protects you from trolls!” I said “Thanks, that’s really sweet – but what about you? Don’t you need protection from trolls?”

At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I’m fine.”

I still have that tinsel tiara. It’s draped over my modem. I figure it’ll protect me from the most trolls that way.

[callmebliss]

I am not in the habit of reblogging a post and slapping an “it got better” on there BUT I SAY GOTDAMN

[volumptuousvoid-deactivated2021]

One of the best posts I’ve ever seen

[adobe-outdesign]

look at this stupid thing

it looks like a fucking rejected muppet. big bird’s less liked cousin. it’s like a mop gained sentience and started trying to kill someone. cousin it wants what he has. “y’all got games on your phone” looking motherfucker

[nethersonq]

emo big bird

goth big bird

mcfucking real kiwi hours at fazbears

tbh pretty much my face when my mom comes in at 3am to wake me up for literally no reason

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I love characters that have never been loved before experiencing it for the first time. They’re taken aback by softness. They’re confused by warm words and being cared for. They’re almost scared by the loving way they’re looked at. Fleeting tender touches send them reeling. Their heart almost feel like it’s going to burst. What does it mean? All they know is they don’t feel as though they deserve that, even if they reciprocate. It’s been proven time again that they’re unlovable and yet…

Being treated so gently feels so good and they aren’t sure they want it to stop.