“it’s so disheartening when sex crazed fans can’t just leave relationships platoni—”
NO. HE HAS TO FUCK THE ROCK.
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“it’s so disheartening when sex crazed fans can’t just leave relationships platoni—”
NO. HE HAS TO FUCK THE ROCK.
so many great things about the “i’d let him do open heart surgery on me if he wanted” quote, but i love that it’s another case of grace displacing his wants onto the other person. so he doesn’t have to be rejected. does stratt want me to work on the project? do my friends want me at the party? does the scientific community want me at the conference? does rocky want to do surgery on me? mf do YOU want these things?? can you take ownership of your own desires…
guys my students would be so bummed if you sent me to die. have we thought about how they feel.
I need my weird alone time or I will explode
hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
OOPS TOO DEEP
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
CLIMB
OH NO
FLY
FLY
the petrova task force runs out of money and Stratt has to sell Grace to one direction
Two of Us
au where nothing changes except he’s on a boat
I have only glanced at the tip of the iceberg of the hit movie Drive 2011 starring Ryan Gosling, and have only heard about how apparently dudebros and incels idolise Driver and read him as this emotionless macho man and man, I don’t want whatever they’re sniffing. Because to me, he’s very much a sad wet cat of a man with glaringly autistic traits.
Oh man I haven’t had a new interest in a while. It’s always been the same three things on repeat. I wonder when I’ll st-
Ok.
This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.
apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life
Of course the autistic man decided to live on a planet with the rocks.
Fucked up that blorbo from my show is played by Ryan Gosling. Fucked up he plays so many potential bleebus
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.
I love that people have collectively met 2 sympathetic, hapless little space guys that were doomed by the narrative to be isolated from other humans forever, and decided to say, "nuh uh! they totally found each other. they're bestest human buddies now. I've decided they're safely wrapped in blankets together with some nice hot chocolate to drink. they're playing jenga together and having a lovely time. now they're going to kith."
I love the tapping scene so much. You just know Rocky is screaming at Grace to look behind him. Plus it’s the only time we see Rocky genuinely That Frustrated. Rocky lost his fucking shit, statement.