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Some mechanic AU stuff for Andreil, Neil works as a mechanic at a shop with Matt.
Andrew (and the other foxes) are illegal street racers and eventually start going to Matt and Neil for any work needed! Neil, after Kevin harasses him, joins them lol. He’s got natural talent and a foundation (from his time on the run).
somebody get ilya this shirt for pride
the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more
Being asexual and racist is embarassing as fuck. Being racist at all is obviously embarassing as fuck but the amount of racism and especially antiblackness i have been seeing from asexuals recently is obscene.
One of the only asexual activists is Yasmin Benoit, a Black woman. She has raised so much awareness for the community. She was the first asexual person to lead Pride in London, she started the #thisiswhatasexuallookslike movement and is THE leading voice for the community.
And you all will celebrate international asexuality day on April 6th but we wouldn't even have that if she hadn't cofounded it.
Edit: why are you all too scared to repost this. Cmon. Be vocal about being against racism
Their outfits in the bar scene is so precious to me.
We have #ourshane who is dripped out in his "I'm in my millionaire hot shot outfit that I hired a stylist to pick out specifically to woo my man's pants off, you think this gives off 'I want you to rearrange my guts and then rearrange your opinions on us being together' " outfit, beelining to #ourilya who looks like death has warmed over despite wearing his "look at me, I am so nonchalant, in my floral print shirt and short shorts that I got as an inside joke only I know, #bitchface #russian-smoulder ...haha, I'm not pining for a man who's joggers I've shoved my face into to breathe in his scent after he made me meet god on my couch and left me there to rot in memories of us as our cum dried on my stomach" outfit.
Shane in his mind is already 5 steps ahead, he's had a honest talk about himself, has had his epiphanies and he's already quietly worked out a plan to execute in the background and is ready to have.a.talk.with.his.man. ain't nothing gonna stop him from bulldozing the wall that ilya has built up. He's determined 💪 he's got a one track mind. Win ilya back and Win the all stars game. PERIODT.
Ilya on the other hand is fucking bracing for impact going, awh fuck he's gonna break up with me and I'm wearing a floral shirt.... he's gonna tell me he's gonna marry rose landry and I'm wearing a floral shirt...he's gonna tell me he doesn't need me anymore and I'm wearing a floral shirt... I'm gonna lose him forever and I'm wearing. a .goddamed. floral. shirt. ....*record scratch* wait a damn minute, He what?
.....oh my fucking god, this beautiful fucking idiot got himself a stylist!?
OMFG I'm going to DEVOUR himmmmmm.
You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?
That's
That's Roy Mustang
Just the opposite.
Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.
"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."
Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."
Roy Mustang.
I'm surprised I didn't say this in the original post but to specify: Roy Mustang grew up in a brothel, specifically he grew up adopted by a woman running a brothel where, specifically, all the women there are in the business of covert information reconnaissance by playing escort to important politicians.
Which. is an absolutely batshit primary character backstory to mention once, late in the series, and then immediately move on from.
And actually Hiromu Arakawa did it so well that every single fan interpretation of Roy Mustang for the FMA03 anime treated him as an honest to god man-slut. Bought his whole act hook line and sinker.
And you do, in fact, need to get further into the manga/Brotherhood to realize he is just acting like a slut because surely a true and honest hand-to-god slut like this guy wouldn't be overthrowing the government.
Yuna's dad was possibly the first Asian father to be disappointed that his daughter's athlete boyfriend was planning to become an accountant instead of becoming a professional hockey player
I do like the idea of Shane and Ilya emailing. Email was still kind of a big thing in the early 2010s. It wasn’t unusual to ask someone for their email before their phone number back in 2010. Phone numbers felt very personal and email was more casual. I can imagine them emailing.
Crucially the emails and the text conversations are two very different beasts. The texts are very pragmatic and mostly about hookup logistics. Also, there’s a decent amount of sexting. Shane leaves Ilya on read just as often as he responds but he will occasionally initiate. He’ll text Hi and Ilya will roll back and forth on his bed or couch for a minute before responding Hi. And Shane will respond Are you up and Ilya will say Obviously do you need something and Shane will say Yeah. Please and Ilya will send a dick and ab pic (The Shane Hollander Special) and Shane will say thank you.
The emails, meanwhile, are never really raunchy. Shane’s mostly consist of subjects such as Re: Your interview last night and Re: Re: Re: Re: All Stars Schedule/Plans. Ilya primarily uses them to send memes. A sad kitten with the caption this is u lol. Or a picture of a tree outside his condo with one flower bloomed. No context. Shane actually does reply to these, usually with some random image of his own. They end up on Ilya’s Instagram pretty often in later years.
It results in a very strange microcosm of their relationship when the text messages are juxtaposed to the emails because it ends up looking sort of like
Texts: [dick pic] [dick pic] are u up [Hole] Room 418 [arm flexing] [dick pic] Where are you.
Emails: [Picture of a golden retriever] His name is Bugsy and he can fetch :) Also saw bird that reminded me of you today. Very secretive. No picture because it flew away. Was rude. Also like you. Text me pics.
Ilya's so lucky Shane never hooked up with another man before him, someone who could've told him he didn't need to say "please" in bed, or made him feel embarrassed about folding his clothes, or showed him what casual sex actually looks like (thus cutting Ilya's time of feasibly insisting that what's going on between them is casual down by like 80%). Like, Ilya dickmatized that boy at 19, before anyone else could get to him, and he can thank his lucky stars.
Im not one for rock divorce but I gotta be honest it's the funniest shit ever
Shane is the dad who never wants the pets but he ends up falling in love with them. Everyone else's pets suck except for his pets.
Once he moves in with Ilya he goes down the tiktok rabbit hole of fancy raw dog dinner and suddenly Anya is getting home cooked meals. All the supplements.
The hollanov kids find a kitten one day and Shane makes a huuuuuge fuss about "no we can't keep it, we have 2 dogs(cus ilya wore him down on getting a second dog) and 3 kids, there are too many creatures in this house" all the while he is putting his shoes and coat on to take the new kitten to the vet. The whole ride he is saying "dont get attached we arent keeping it". the next day $1000 dollars worth of cat supplies arrive at the house
thinking about frat hollanov hosting a charity for their sports or whatever via car wash and shane is so embarrassed to go shirtless and show his body off meanwhile ilya is having the time of his life
then shane opts to just keep his shirt on but (of course) it’s white and just goes translucent and suddenly ilya wants to wash the same car as shane…
Thinking about a scenario where Marleau goes to all stars instead of Ilya because Ilya is injured and he ends up hanging out with Shane all weekend and they actually hit it off? Shane is nervous because he knows Marly is Ilya's bro and he doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of him. Marleau is sticking with Shane because he's a bit in awe of playing on the same team as The Shane Hollander. Eventually Shane starts letting out his bitchy one liners under his breath and Marleau is eating it up. By the end of the weekend they are a chirping machine. Marleau is teeing Shane up and Shane is landing the most devastating insults.
Marleau comes back to Boston and is like man Roz you would love Hollander if you could get past the rivalry and Ilya is just staring wide eyed at him. Marly is going off about how funny Shane is and talking up his hockey iq. Ilya is just like ha ha. Yes. If only I didn't hate his guts... meanwhile he's furiously texting "Jane" "Marleau is my friend. You can't have him"
the centaurs at the club getting white girl wasted and shane is in the corner furiously scribbling out plays and strategies on napkins (hes also drunk as hell) while ilya is dancing and trying to get shane to notice his "come hither" eyes.
A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.
My feed is filled with tick-shaped Rocky, dorito Adrian, and Bloodymary. I am exactly where I belong.
i know in my heart that with how much shane LOVES playing "noooo ilya. 🥰 i said nooooooooooo. 🥰" because he likes the game of being pushed into a yes he doesn't actually have to say, ilya 100% takes him at his word when he wants to rile him up into being annoyed.
ilya initiates the flirting and shane immediately hits the "ilya nooooo 🥰 we have people coming over 🥰 they'll be here in thirty minutes 🥰 noooooo 🥰," and ilya immediately pulls back and goes, "okay."
and shane is just 🤨 excuse me 🤨 what are you doing? 🤨
and ilya just you said no, dorogoy. and you are right. there is no time. people are coming over so soon.
and shane just >:( wait no >:( that's not the game >:(
