david gets this for ilya as a gag gift because he sees it at the thrift store dropping off some old donations and says "you can just put pencils or something in it" and ilya has to go to the bathroom so he doesn't cry big baby tears
[Proceeds to thank every single person he knows on earth] | Hudson Williams wins Best Lead Performer in a Drama at the Canadian Screen Awards making him the youngest Actor to achieve this
[Cliff Marleau voice] Yeah I mean none of us were really surprised that Rozy is bisexual. He takes off his shirt the girl way. Kind of hot, to be honest. Wait this is off the record right.
Heard this song and took psychic Hollanov damage in the form of "oh they could sing this to each other". Which I, of course, had to share. Misery loves company and all that.
Rewarding myself after a long day of sitting staring at a computer by... staring at a computer some more. Except this time I get to think about gay hockey players hihi
Anyway, check out my Heated Rivalry fanfic while I continue my recreational HTML/CSS wrangling on AO3.
Art for the amazing @zenaidamacrouras1's Hollanov AU fic Untouchable Face. Thank you for being such a good friend and supporter, Z.
He stands at the water’s edge and scans the beach, which has a few people lying on the chairs provided by the hotel, a family under an umbrella with some kids digging in the sand, and, unmistakably, Ilya Rozanov wearing a black swimsuit and a gold Rolex, walking toward him.
So, Shane successfully negotiated Ilya out of any props for this photoshoot, and he stands by that, but now wardrobe has taken things to the other extreme: Ilya is currently sauntering from the makeup tent to a section of beach framed by aesthetic rocks on one side and a wall of light reflector umbrellas on the other, and he’s wearing only a watch.
Okay, he also has on very small, black, silky briefs.
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Photoshop elements (where photoshop is used as the verb), overlays, overlines, textures... I had a lot of fun with these!
"Shane Hollander has only started one fight on the ice" INCORRECT. While yes he fights slightly less than some of the other guys on his team, my dude is still in a full contact sport with some of the most toxic masculinity on this forsaken earth. He has both started AND finished fights on the ice. There is a racist center in Vegas who can't make eye contact with him anymore because Shane knocked out one of his teeth the last time he so much as dared. There are D-men the league over who would never willingly pick a fight with Rozanov because they know what he can do, but who would LITERALLY rather die than pick a fight with Hollander because they've seen the way his eyes go blank when provoked and they don't wanna find OUT what that guy might do to them. There is a rookie in Tampa who will forever live with the memory of having his shit rocked by Shane Hollander, who grabbed onto the scruff of his neck and snarled, "Keep my husband's name out of your fucking mouth, I will not teach you this fucking lesson again." There are wingers in Montreal who are trauma bonded over the experience of watching Hollander jump the boards, point at them, bare his teeth and drop his gloves.
There is a center in Ottawa who kisses his cross before every game and whispers, "Please God let someone piss Hollander off tonight."
Hey what if Shane and Ilya were programmers who kept hacking each other
Not to steal data or anything, but just to like plant a little bit of malware that shuts down their computer until the other sends them an absolutely ridiculous video apology, which they hire a friend who writes fanfiction (Rose and Svetlana) to script out.
And the scripts just get more and more sexually charged.
Ilya having become a programmer because of the income, and his computer science teacher was nice enough to let him stay in the computer lab after hours because Ilya was def into the party scene, but fuck did his teacher know that Ilya was in a fucked up home and would NOT fuck up a good thing* (*access to the computer lab).
Shane, meanwhile, was like one of two Asian kids in his class, and the other Asian kid didn't like him, and he never really Got people in general anyways. And programs make you guess, yeah, but there's ALWAYS an answer. (And let's be real, it's usually a bracket.)
Maybe one of them makes a contribution of the programming involved with Cloud storage, or one of them managed to win some massive prize, but they find themselves briefly on the news.
And then Ilya hacks Shane.
And Shane gets around it and HACKS HIM BACK.
And it gets more ridiculous. There are demands for public apologies. Demands for currency sent through snail mail, but in ridiculous and embarrassing ways. $15 CAD folded into origami hats and mailed to a p.o. Box in Russia.
But the demands are never filled, because they always get around the hack...
... until Shane can't.
Until Shane is locked out of his computer for a solid nine days, and he has WORK to do, dammit! He actually works for a company, and Ilya bricked his WORK LAPTOP.
So yeah. Shane rereads the instructions, which look like they've been run through Google translate like ALWAYS, and buys a cheapass cat headband and cobbles together a cat costume because, fuck him, it's not October so there's no fucking costume places open. But he figures it out, and his girlfriend Jessica is nice enough to hold the camera and (try not to laugh) record Shane giving a lengthy, dramatic reading of...
... the first chapter of My Immortal.
Which Shane had no idea existed until one hour prior.
It is bad.
He does not have a good time.
The file is burned onto a dvd on Jessica's home computer, and then mailed express to a po box in Russia.
And they wait.
And they wait.
And they wait.
And Ilya gets a notice that he got a package, opens it to find a dvd, and starts giggling to himself right there in the post office. It's the best day of his life. He finally pulled one over on that Hollander kid. They've been feuding for years. It's about damn time.
So he checks the goods. Of course he checks the goods. He has to drop by the store to get a plug-in dvd drive that he can set to Region 1 (north America) just to be able to view it, but then it's there. Hollander. In a home made cat outfit.
And he's hot.
What the fuck.
Why the fuck is this guy hot?
Ilya releases Shane from his hell with one hand in his pants and the other on his computer mouse. And as soon as it goes through, a popup appears on his screen saying, in the shittest machine translated Russian, "Should have scanned the disk."
Then he hears a big POP and his screen goes black.
And he's left there.
With his hand down his pants.
His fried computer.
A video of a very, very hot man he can never watch again.
Hey what if Shane and Ilya were programmers who kept hacking each other
Not to steal data or anything, but just to like plant a little bit of malware that shuts down their computer until the other sends them an absolutely ridiculous video apology, which they hire a friend who writes fanfiction (Rose and Svetlana) to script out.
And the scripts just get more and more sexually charged.
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