Pam 🌻

hoi hoi

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Pen cracks open car lock

You still have to have the right tool

June 17 2020

[stanislasdelorraine]

ça peut donner des idées ... 

[cornpopwasframed]

Multitools are an anarchists best friend!

[catsbeaversandducks]

[newgoofbootin]

this photo set gets me every single time. The absolute chaotic narrative of if all. The feral expression of sheer blissful abandon. How much did they already EAT to get so much gooey crumb mess on their face. What even is the PHYSIQUE of this cat?? Spindly slenderman of a creature must, can, and WILL have pink frosting at all costs

[insomniac-arrest]

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

[insomniac-arrest]

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise* 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

[durzio]

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

[larariumluparum]

truer words

[tastefullyoffensive]

[eucalyptus-sage]

banish the idea that platonic love is a lesser form of love

if you go through life not investing in your friendships the same way you invest in romantic relationships, you will always be looking for love, feeling lonely, completely blind to the love all around you

friendship is not a lower level relationship. it is not a lesser form of love.

[toastypaminni]

THAT AWK MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE OVER QUALIFIED FOR ALL THE JOBS AND EVERYONE KNOWS SO SO THEY'RE LIKE FAM U SURE AND THEY DONT WANNA HIRE YOU

THIS IS BOTH A COMPLIMENT AND A NIGHTMARE HAHAHAHA PLS ENJOY ALL CAPS AS I AM CONSTANTLY SCREAMING NOW

[bitchycode]

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐

[liberal-memes]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

is is this supposed to sound *bad*?

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

It was hard to read in the screenshot so I found it and blew it up:

[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[pixelins]

when i’m an old lady i want to be one of those women that has a house full of potted plants & weird rocks & crystals with a cluttered garden that just looks after her animals & paints & minds her own business with her crazy hair. And i’ll go visit my friends to have tea & they’ll be happy too

[fullmetalfisting]

This is literally the same

[proto-homo]

Hold up. She's 25 and he's 32....if they've been together for 8 years then they met when she was 17 and he was 24....He needs the electric chair

[pipis-envy]

@ everyone in the notes that think the age gap isn't a problem

[notthegrouch]

Just to spell it out for those who still don’t get it: He was an adult, and she was a minor 7 years younger than him. Even if we would look over the fact that this legally counts as pedophilic behavior in a lot of countries, the age difference is exactly what gave him the power to be so manipulative later on in their relationship. But you know, just let it sink in that the start was still fucking creepy and disgusting. I’m in my midtwenties. 17 year olds address me with Mister, Sir and the formal form of you in Dutch. If I had done a different study I could’ve been their teacher, after having finished college. That’s how large of a difference these 7 years are: They are in completely different phases of their life. I understand that maybe he made a bad judgment when guessing her age when he was initially attracted to her, that much I could believe, but when you (in your midtwenties, at the end of or even after college) discover that the person you approached is literally and legally still a child, you get away. You don’t pursue. You accept that you fucked up and move on. THAT is what is normal and expected behavior.

Think about why this man didn’t move on. Think about what made him decide to continue their relationship. It wasn’t just love or even lust. 

He’s got 6 years of experience being a legal adult, while she hasn’t even started adulthood yet. The reason he thinks he gets to tell her what her hair should be like, and the reason she is asking for help here instead of immediately realizing this is dangerous behavior she should end the relationship for, is probably because he has been doing and saying similar things for their entire relationship. She’s not experienced legal adult agency without him being there as her guidance telling how to do things.

Now, 8 years into their relationship, 2 years into their marriage, she does realize that a threatening divorce over a hair color is a bit too much, but someone doesn’t just come up with these kind of threats out of nowhere. He’s done this for a long time, gradually testing his limits, and he’s gone too far this time which made her notice. How much manipulation do you think she missed?

[uncleromeo]

^^^^^alll of this... a word. gospel.

[kittykattaffy]

I have a lot of questions about pedophilia and this reminds me of why I can't ask them but I really want to....

[princesconsuela]

[kiramartinauthor]

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

[taraljc]

When you’re writing and you suddenly realise you DO know what happens next

[phoenixtawnyflower]

I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.