Repeating Others' Words

I'm here to scroll through fan art. I have a stack of books that I haven't read next to my bed, (even though I bought them with my own money like weeks/months/years ago) and another one for books I haven't finished. I will make a metaphor out of everything. I will randomly sing the words to any song if someone unintentionally says said words without realizing it is a song that I will start singing. Thank you, and curse you.

[natsujutsu]

Toonami:

Black Lives Matter.

[mykey-20]

[takeyourmascoff]

Fucking TOONAMI. I’m about to cry. My childhood just spoke some deep as truth.

[hedgehog-moss]

If you genuinely enjoy being alone, do you ever wonder if it is an inherent part of your character or if it stems from feeling inescapably lonely in the first place until you taught yourself to enjoy the peace and happiness one can find in solitude? what if the reason you now prefer & choose solitude at every turn is because you were a very lonely child, or teenager, not by your own choice, and that’s how you learnt to thrive and grow, so you no longer know if you can do that around people? There might also be an element of personal pride, an unconscious “you can’t fire me I quit” point when your brain decided to switch your feelings about solitude from distress to relief. I often find myself defending my love of being alone, to people who worry that I can’t possibly be happy to live in an isolated house in the woods; I insist that I do! I really do specifically enjoy the isolated factor and chose to live here because of it, but then I wonder how to differentiate an ingrained love of solitude from an acquired ability to thrive off unchosen loneliness, to learn from it and be nourished by it; to what extent it might be a form of contentment built on a bedrock of resignation.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

don’t… do this

[myownworstenemyyy]

[i-am-a-fish]

WHEN I SAY YEE, YOU SAY HAW

YEE

[exterminating-angels]

FUCK

[i-am-a-fish]

YEE

[ew-is-that-a-life]

SHIT

[i-am-a-fish]

YEE

[ridibulous]

PISS

[i-am-a-fish]

wait

[i-am-a-fish]

garlimk bread (:

[i-am-a-fish]

(:

[valtsv]

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

[luftraptor]

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

[mrs-faggot]

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

[wolverinequeen]

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

[elodieunderglass]

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

[crystalsoulslayer]

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

make up some lie, or

eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

[thewhaleridingvulcan-deactivate]

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

[jerseyfiredragon]

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

[spacegothprincess]

To add, this works on job interviews too.  I once had to answer the ‘so whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?” and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.

It’s easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually don’t go digging.

[tvandfilm]

ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teaboot]

You know what's wild?

Your body- like, the one you're existing as? Your mind prison?- it's not a wholly independant entity. It's an ecosystem. You're a bog that's self-aware

[teaboot]

Imagine if a swamp could telepathically communicate a desire for Chicago style deep dish and then just. Have it

[teaboot]

No wonder my stomach hates me, the fish are confused as fuck

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

*LA CUCARACHA HORN SFX*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[englishproblems]

[atlinmerrick]

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU. It’s a loaded game when the rules benefit only the people who made them.

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[butch-with-a-tortoise-deactivat]

this has the same amazing energy as the “light it up beige for allistic awareness” post 

[zanderschubert]

I'm a normal gendered researcher and I've been studying the cisgender community for years. I've discovered that they conceive of the self as being located not in the mind, but in their genitals. Cisgendereds place an undue, almost fetishistic importance on the genitals.

Curiously, the cisses have an almost phrenological approach to their genitals, particularly of the penis—which they view as immutably male. To the cis mind, the size of a penis determines social status, personality, and one's place in the afterlife.

 - tweets by Final Bossbabe @JuliaFtacek (link)

[poolmyths-deactivated20210103]

[the-small-spoon-deactivated2018]

free him

[koki-kariya-personal]

free him

[rj-for-short]

free him

[yourgoat]

Fools….he is sealed for our protection

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

Take me down to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls be pretty, didn’t make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your ass gets dumb ooO I’ve! Become so numb! I can feel you there!

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve exactly captured the way my brain processes songs.

[the-barabarian]

Want this mashup

[meangirlnurse]

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

[meangirlnurse]

on their 12th birthday everyone has to try cilantro for the first time in front of the whole community and report back on their opinion so they can be properly categorized and she says “it’s okay i guess” and she gets dragged offstage by the pro-cilantro government militia

[meangirlnurse]

groundbreaking concept! how do we shoehorn it into a love triangle

[norwayspruce]

guy from an island where they've never heard of cilantro