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If you’ve found some of my writing and enjoy it, you can find me on AO3 under TolSunflowerBoi !
Simple guide to old things (e.g. prophecies, cultures, traditions, etc) in fiction
1-10 years - recent
10-50 years - a while ago, vintage, still within a human's living memory
50-100 years - starting to get old, getting into the territory of not within living history but probably still within a generation of the present.
100-300 years - definitely old
300-500 years - quite old. We're talking Renaissance-ish timeline here.
500-1000 years - solidly medieval, I'm willing to start calling things ancient here.
1000-1500 years - early medieval, quite ancient. We're talking Catholic Church levels of tradition/history
1500-2000 years - this is the Roman Empire era. Solidly ancient.
2000-3000 years - Ancient Greece ancient.
3000-6000 years - mind bogglingly old. We're looking at the edge of recorded history here.
6000-10,000 years - end of the Stone Age old
10,000-20,000 years - invention-of-agriculture ancient.
20k-30k years - literally the Ice Age.
30k-50k years - Upper Paleolithic i.e. the very earliest evidence of permanent settlements. Neanderthals go extinct about now.
50k-100k years - anatomically modern humans leave Africa basically for the first time (or at least the first time it stuck)
100k-300k years - There are lots of other human species around the world, like neanderthals and denisovans, who are doing way better off than we are.
300k+ years - literally this is when anatomically modern humans started. Before this, whatever the thing is, it's not our species doing it.
300k-1 million years - we mentioned it's not homo sapiens yeah? It's barely even Homo. We're talking like homo erectus and homo habilis here.
1-3 million years - our earliest known stone tools are from this time and like. You only know they're tools and not just literally rocks picked up off the ground if you're a trained archaeologist.
3+ million years - I'm not even going to bother going back farther than this because it is literally absurd. Fucking stop my guy.
Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy
Damn, that's useful
Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!
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OH HELL THE FUCK YES
obsessed
*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...
Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene
IT’S MARCH
Uh… It’s still May…
It’s august
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating
priest kink but midway through sex you find out he's one of those liberal protestant priests so it's like not even a big deal for him. and he just wanted to fuck you for normal reasons
and it didn't even symbolise anything when he sighed and unbuttoned the top button of his shirt and put his clerical collar on the dresser by the side of the bed. his neck was just feeling a bit tight
#I cannot imagine a more tragic disappointment. truly.#how heartbreaking to realize that you're fucking a protestant.
@notbecauseofvictories you get back here and say this with your whole chest
💚💙🩵 PILOT DETECTED🩵💙💚
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God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?
I can, and arguably I must.
I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!
we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough
Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.
"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name
physical manifestations of health bar?
don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was
Evil things are happening on my modded RimWorld rn.
An event called the Long Night has been going for about 20 in-game days now. Apparently some kind of giant space organism has drifted in front of the sun and is blocking like 99.9% of light. Every plant not in my greenhouses is dead. It is genuinely a wasteland out there. There’s still animals out there though, because there is one ☝️ and exactly ONE thing that doesn’t require light to grow still alive that is feeding all the herbivores that have managed to hold on.
Unfortunately, that thing is hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Any animal I am not actively feeding has two choices; starve to death or exist in a constant nightmare state of shroom trips. This poor megasloth has been wandering around my colony seeing technicolor demons dancing two-step to Zac Brown’s Chicken Fried for at least 10 days. Multiple alpacas are laying outside my walls in a circle fully catatonic as we speak. The guinea pigs are developing immunity, actively evolving as a species to consume shrooms as their primary form of nutrients.
This is hell. This is biblical Armageddon.
I don’t have the resources to save them all. I can only watch them wander a dark and barren world high as a fucking kite. Pray for them, because clearly god can’t hear them.
currently in hysterics cause i just realized olesya ilyukhina 100% demanded to bring a vibrator as part of her personal kit (it's a suicide mission, she deserves to enjoy her last days off earth for god's sake), eva stratt 100% vetoed it on account of the "crew members must not under any circumstances get sexually or romantically involved with each other" policy, and ryland grace was 100% forced to mediate that particular meeting
for the record i DO think ilyukhina won that particular argument, because not having a vibrator isn't going to prevent her from masturbating in the last few months of her life and if anything it will make her MORE likely to break the rules and ask her colleagues for help.
grace discovers it a few months into the trip to Erid during what is otherwise an extremely somber moment where he goes through his dead friends' personal kits with rocky, and is suddenly hit with the double bat to the teeth of 1) instant flashback to the most agonising staff meeting of his life (and yes he's including the one where everyone asked him to die) and 2) rocky losing his entire shit laughing the moment he explained what it was. spends the entire day gloating that "eridian mating so much better, humans made tools to reinvent it from scratch"
It’s just hard for me to accept him not finding it immediately during his initial crashout if it were present! He went through her stuff closely enough to pick out clothes and wear them.
Now, going through everyone’s things with Rocky AGAIN, later, sure. Like, in memoriam. But it WOULD be dangling over Grace like a silly little vibe of damocles, he’d be aware of it, and woe betide him if he wavers in his firm schoolteacherly mask of authority…
Cue the flashback his brain wasn’t up to on his first day. :p
oh well, we never really see movie!grace being responsible for the prime crew's arrangements the way he explicitly is in the book so i was fully basing this on book!grace. the only time we see him go through their personal kits was for the taumoeba-82.5 celebration party, and he was in a rush and specifically looking for the vodka, so i can totally see him missing it (in the heat of the moment, or maybe wilfully. Not! Thinking about that right now!)
He's gotta use it for her. Its what she would demand after that ridiculous meeting
Ilyukhina's ghost: Grace, if you ever cared about me at all youll take this vibrator and film yourself using it before sending it straight to Stratt. It was to be my final mission and now my last request is for you to complete it for me
Grace: uhhh
Ghost: i specifically planned to use it in every room, multiple orgasms each. One hand on the camera and one hand on-
Grace: woah okay i get the picture
Ghost: ideally you and Yao would have joined in. Perhaps taken a turn. Really rub it in her face since that was her big argument
Grace: oh gosh
Ghost: so if you can get the alien to help in some way that would be great
Imagine the Do It For Her meme but the pics are ilyukhina