[skeletonswordfights]

[kingofooo]

Adventure Time: Complete Collection DVD set illustrations by BG designer Matt Houston

[muddysocks]

[sikasupernova]

@spaceydragons

[pshomefun]

[sweepingtree]

pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

[shutyourmoustache]

Lizzo shut the VMAs down. The resta y’all can go home now. 👋🏽

[hydro-homies]

The image of this historical moment is haunting me

[testosterowned]

here’s how bernie can still win

[officialfifthcolumn-deactivated]

[officialfifthcolumn-deactivated]

[sunriseseance]

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

Why revoke her “gamer” card if she obviously played all of you perfectly

[thyrell]

this is what we in the field call an “epic pwn”

[darkestelemental616]

Technically, she did precisely what she promised to do.

[vrumblr]

I can’t express how much I adore this. I didn’t find out about her until recently and I feel like she just encapsulates “weaponized femininity”. She’s taking all these gross expectations of these gamer dudes and using them to take all their goddamn money.

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[king-co0pa]

[gleeksthings]

[hustlerose]

with drag becoming an increasingly cis and heterosexual thing i think we, as gays, need to invent a new thing that hets will think is provocative. i’m open to suggestions. 

[hustlerose]

arson. 

[janeplease]

[1999gorl]

[no-mi-torta]

[secondclassvines]

[commiepimp]

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

[jacobtheloofah]

what i really like about jenna marbles is that the branding on her youtube channel is still so stuck in like 2010 with pics of her like this

and this

but the majority of her videos now features iconic looks such as this

and this

and of course this

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[santiagonex]

[eastcoastcanadianguy-deactivate]

[encriptado]

[abercrombee]

god i wish that were me