Tomato to the face

[matthewdavidbrown]

Charge!

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[matthewdavidbrown]

“Gadzookerist” is an entry from the Fictional Dictionary of Bad Language. 

[neoclassikill]

[neoclassikill]

me: that is a good pun. how do I credit you? do you have a tumblr?

my friend anna: I have a joe biden-themed glee hate blog that I haven’t updated since 2012

me: …sounds good

in conclusion, many thanks to @joebidenandklaine for writing this comic

[distractions-from-writing]

Fart or shart?

[distractions-from-writing]

Sex

Original

[distractions-from-writing]

Meme attack

You’re welcome

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[distractions-from-writing]

I like jokes about the Eye.

I like jokes about the Eye. The Cornea the better.

The Cornea the better.

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[authorbuzzuk]

Does pineapple belong on pizza? - I probably should be writing

Where do you stand on the pineapple on pizza debate?

From one of our blogs. Does pineapple belong on pizza?

[tomato-to-the-face]

Him: I've just built a model of Mount Everest.

Her: Is it to scale?

Him: No, just to look at.

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[faustandfurious]

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

[sea-anon]

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

Nah, they are just odd guitars

[amused-geek]

Upcoming meetings of the Canterbury and Thanet time travel club

The Canterbury and Thanet time travel club is pleased to announce new dates for our meetings. 18th April 2003 at Ramsgate Main Beach 1300 to 1600 followed by drinks. Someone, please bring one ankle support for when Dave hurts himself showing off. 1st June 2012; venue TBA; please obtain a copy of our end of year report at the AGM. This one is for serious members only. 11th August 1976, Margate Lido from 1800. Forewarning: Linda brings her new girlfriend - herself - just so you know what sort of evening this will be/was. 26th June 1028 and 26th June 2028 (due to a misprint at the AGM). Both to take place in Canterbury town centre. Dress appropriately to avoid awkward conversations. Someone bring a change of clothing for Dave he turned up to the first one in a bright green speedo. Sunday, September 23, 2018, at the Secret Woodland…

[laffgaff]

My roommate claims I'm schizophrenic.

The jokes on him though, I don’t have a roommate.

[baddadjokez]

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the “boos”

[cranquis]

TSK: Then I got the rock out while the kid was still giggling

5 year old Kid (with rock in his ear): Will that hurt when you put it in?

Cranquis (folding a paper clip into a thin spoon): I doubt it. But you will hear music.

Kid: Huh?

Cranquis: Yep. When I touch the rock with this paper clip, it will make music.

Kid: Really?

Cranquis: Guess what kind of music.

Kid: I dunno, what kind?

Cranquis: Rock music!

[laffgaff]

I have a pen that can write underwater.

It can also write other words too.

[baddadjokez]

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she came out if jail

However, you can’t end a sentence with a proposition

[mydadjokes]

My wife complains that I don't buy her flowers.

I didn’t know she sells them.

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