[garfieldthemovie-deactivated201]

[stuckinapril]

too many girls who like snoopy and poetry and healing. personally I never heal and all I think about is the flaming skull

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[ceruleanheaven]

lets all kill ourselves

[64mpg]

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

[cdigoddess]

"games are special.... because we... have stories to tell..."

*montage of third person combat in unreal engine 5*

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[alphabetizing-posts]

Hey, pervert question: sex Today

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[tonetaghater]

HURRY UPPPPPPPPPPUH

[tonyzaret]

I thought I left my keys on the table, but they were actually in my jacket- just another example of The Mandela Effect

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[milverton]

fun fact: nothing you say will ever get me to stop shipping my OTP

[cats4cancer]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have watched and reviewed akira (1988)

[bebsi-cola]

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

[bebsi-cola]

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

[streetkit]

goes for soldiers too

[bebsi-cola]

ur right and u should say it

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[dogpuppy]

[babushkaat]

[babushkaat]