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This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice
Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10
[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]
It's happening the morphing into Ohio
Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio
Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one
Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance
This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.
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At long last, the yugioh crimes and kill count list has been updated for season 0! (original post here)
The most commonly committed crime is...
Assault! Fists were flying in s0. This is what happens when 4kids isn't around to censor violence. Yugi was the biggest target with 19 crimes committed against him.
Who committed the most crimes? Yami Yugi.
but we all knew this already.
Yami commits approximately one crime for every crime committed against Yugi.
There were 116 crimes committed across 27 episodes. That's a whopping 4 crimes per episode. Compare to DM's 176 crimes across 224 episodes, coming out to 0.8 crimes per episode.
Some additional stats:
Kaiba leads the villain crime count with 16 crimes committed.
Yami Bakura once again wins as the most murderous character, with 6 attempts at murder.
Kaiba makes 5 attempts at murder.
Despite all the attempts at murder, the Pharaoh is, once again, the only one capable of committing it (more on this later).
Yami Bakura comes in second with 12 crimes committed. I suppose this is only because he showed up late into the series. He commits all 12 crimes in 3 episodes, giving him the highest crime density.
Yami initiates 11 Shadow Games.
Now you're probably wondering, how does this compare to DM? Well.
Attempted murder still leads. There seems to be an awful amount of cheating in ygo, regardless of whether it's at card game or any other game.
As for characters:
Yami Bakura leads at 51 crimes committed. No surprise here. The Pharaoh quadrupled his crime count. Kaiba tripled his crime count. They finally let Jounouchi commit the crimes he deserves. Most of Jounouchi's crimes were from fighting people that threatened Yugi.
So now you're probably wondering: why do these numbers seem so low? What about the murders?
The Pharaoh/Yami Yugi only kills 2 people in s0: the archeologists that found the Millennium Puzzle, and possibly Zorc/Yami Bakura at the end of ep 27. Any other canon manga deaths were turned into Shadow Game mind breaks or left ambiguous.
So, Yami Yugi doesn't actually kill that many people in s0. However, no one else managed get any kills in s0, so Yami Yugi is still the most successful at murder. Combined with DM, this brings his kill count to 6.
Obligatory disclaimers:
after having gotten a lot of practice w the original dm kill count list, my process of determining what is and isn't a crime is far more detailed for s0. so the crime count number might be inflated
"mind break" is defined as whatever happens to the loser of the Shadow Game.
As always, feel free to ask me any questions about these stats. I had a great time watching s0 and seeing how yugioh evolved into what it is now. My favorite detail that I picked up: those KAI high scores at the arcade? That wasn't Kaiba. That was MOKUBA. Mokuba is ygo's forgotten gamer demon.
More data tables below cut:
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.
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collecting posts of this type
literally my favourite genre of post
Apothecary Diaries is pog as fuck bc serious political issues and dynamics from a woman's POV are rarely depicted in ANY form of media
It's always a man's world where women's issues surround him. Even if we get a female perspective once in awhile- it all comes back to how it facilitates his game in the end. She's a footnote in the overarching scheme of things. Misogyny exists. Back to the real plot.
Apothecary Diaries is strictly from a female perspective and how each class of woman has to act, what limits they have, what rights they have and don't have between each class, etc. These women have to behave a certain way under a patriarchy, which you would think makes it a man's story, but it never is. The women are THE focus of this show, their struggles are THE plot. The focus is about how the patriarch effects them.
Take the concubines for example. The show dives into how bearing a child affects their rank, how traumatizing it is to lose that child, the consequences of that, etc. We have barely seen the emperor who sired all these kids because this is not about him.
Jinshi's personal plot is secondary to Mao Mao's journey- he is mostly there to provide new cases for Mao Mao to solve and to learn more about the shortcomings of his class when taking care of citizens like Mao Mao.
Jinshi is not a bad person, but by virtue of his position in the higher classes, he cannot understand how harsh life as a poor WOMAN is specifically- he can only catch glimpses of it from what Mao Mao tells him and feel outrage but powerless in his wealth and luxury
Mao Mao is a fortunate commoner woman for what privileges someone in her class should and shouldn't have. She happened to be adopted by a knowledgeable man. She is allowed to read, write, learn, and has enough skill to be a poison tester and have a job EXTREMELY out of her class limit as an apothecary, also a job not traditionally meant for women
Mao Mao is not a "noT lIkE oThER gIrLs" protagonist, she is FOR THE GIRLIES. She only wants to help the women around her, and women are whom she has the closest relationships to. She sees a woman being harassed and can't let it stand. She sees a frail, traumatized woman dying from the recklessness of those who should be caring for her and spends day and night nursing her back to health, while also punishing the people who were so careless with her needs.
My girl has STUDIED UP on THE BODY to TEACH these upper class ladies on how to really HEAT things up in the BEDROOM
Sex depicted in Apothecary Diaries is both something women are not shamed to be enjoying, while at the same time being acknowledged as an unfortunately huge economic necessity to market themselves.
Like shit is just so real in this series???
Listen, I can go on and on about how GOATED the series and especially Mao Mao is but you get the picture
i’m rewatching the apothecary diaries season 1 in preparation for starting season 2 (i like to wait until a little bit into the season to start new shows) and i forgot how immediately jinshi’s whole “maomao glared at me like i was a bug and i got so hard i passed out for a second” thing started. literally the moment he realized his #prettyboyswag moves were actually making her shudder in disgust he was sooooo ready to become her full time malewife.
think abt it. he has been raised with a silver spoon in his mouth and everyone around him chomping at the bit to make him happy (besides his nanny and gaoshun’s family ig) and then this wickedly smart servant girl begrudgingly treats him with the only bare minimum amount of respect she can get away with considering their statuses and doesn’t even bother to hide her distain for his whole Deal and he’s this close to proposing marriage, eunuch cover be damned.
maomao please put this man on a leash already his desperation is scaring the hoes
the amount of times maomao looks at jinshi and goes “wow, he’s so hot. anyone would want to fuck him immediately if they saw him like this. he’s like an insect in mating season (complimentary), the vibe he gives off is so universally attractive if i could sell it i’d make a fortune. it’s really a shame it’s being wasted on me, someone with no interest in him whatsoever” then continues about her day like that’s not the wildest shit ever is truly unreal like.
maomao my darling my love my sweet sweet weirdo. i hate to break this to you but if you aren’t at least a little interested in someone you don’t think about how devastatingly attractive they are every time you glance their way.
put the guy out of his misery and let him bark like a dog for you or whatever. before gaoshun has a stroke from watching you two do your strange mating dance and listening to jinshi be a simp all the time.
And they're so real for that.
That's why we love her and him.
whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.
i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back
old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.
im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY
You are the only valid manager
this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19
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brute forcing my way into guessing the heights of the six years, a horrible, horrible post
a bit ago on twitter, someone posted a shot from the official animation book that had all the character heights lined up and it had me curious. so naturally, i compiled all my previous notes (yes, i had previous notes on this) and put them together into this rambling nightmare for you to enjoy. all heights will be reported in metric but im adding imperial measurements for ease of comparison.
this is all for fun and all to quench my own personal demons so its probably inaccurate but please let me have this
WITH THAT, let's begin with who I know has a definitive, at least semi-canon height stated somewhere.
more nintama memes for my own amusement
the beautiful original post by @garaks-padded-bra can be found here, with additions from @acrowbyanyothername, @starfleetshrimps, @imhaley, @ronzyponyo, @funnywormz, @deepestturtlepielover, @willowandthesagaofgayyearning, @summer-azure, and @spacetronomyfan
(as always, omagpies stuff drops on Patreon @/magpiecrown one month in advance, and there’s already a hefty backlog awaiting everyone 💗)
I saw a post made by @quibbs126 and I had to draw it