Where Do You Go When The Words Need To Escape?

[toranttowritetoreadtodream]

I wish I didn’t hate her, because I still love her so much my heart aches.

But that’s why I hate her.

Because I loved her and she chose not to communicate when she ended our friendship. She just ended it. Texted me, and said she hoped I was happy but she couldn’t be a part of it. Couldn’t see it.

And that exploded in her face.

[toranttowritetoreadtodream]

One of the hardest things in life is trying not to feel hurt by something that wasn’t intended to hurt you but hurts terribly anyways.

[bobasisters]

Bless her heart she's trying

[jasprtz]

OFFICIALLY BACK ON MY BULLSHIT

[omegy]

I figured i could write an emotional essay about this or just make it a shitpost

[cosmokyrin]

Aren’t you somethin’ to admire? ‘Cause your shine is somethin’ like a mirror And I can’t help but notice You reflect in this heart of mine (x)

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well inspiration happened sORRY NOT SORRY-

[someidiotwithalaptop]

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that although Jaune is indeed in the Ever After, he is simply too traumatized to act as comic relief for this volume. But! You will be pleased to know he has passed the baton to a capable successor:

F's in the chat for both of them.

[toastbutteregg]

[the-gameissomething-blog]

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

[toranttowritetoreadtodream]

The problem I’m currently having with my D&D party is that we just do not have time to unpack all that, but we really really should before it blows up in our faces.

[quotemadness]

“Lonely isn’t being alone. It’s the feeling that nobody cares.”

— Unknown

[cyberxbattalion]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: bird-mounted knife holster

[toranttowritetoreadtodream]

Tohru Honda says no to toxic masculinity.

[natalieironside]

I think we should write unnecessary sequels to public-domain classics.

I wanna read Dracula 2: Sherlock Holmes and the Curse of Dracula's Ghost. I wanna read Pride and Prejudice 2: Elizabeth Has a Gun.

[corporate-account]

This is literally Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

[natalieironside]

No, it's not. P&P&Z is a re-imagining of the original plot, not a sequel. I want to give Elizabeth a gun after the events of the first novel are concluded.

[elmyra-is-tired]

who would Elizabeth have beef enough to kill over with?

[natalieironside]

Idk, I haven't actually read P&P since school and I honestly don't remember it all that well, but that's the magic of writing unnecessary sequels to public-domain works. It could be whoever we want it to be.

[thebibliosphere]

George Wickham.

Lydia comes to Pemberley for a visit, sans her husband because Darcy will not let that man set foot in their house after what he did to Georgiana. And she's just as bubbly as usual, just as chatty. Until Darcy makes his excuses and leaves the two sisters sitting in front of the fire, and after a slight pause Lydia informs Lizzy that she can't imagine how she manages to stay happy with a man so serious and grim as Darcy.

Lizzy, who knows her husband well enough by now, and that he was, in fact, smiling for most of dinner, tells her that they are well suited for each other and she is light enough for both of them.

After another pause, Lydia turns dark serious eyes to her eldest sister and asks in a tremulous, "Is he cruel to you too?"

Because we know George Wickham. We know what he is. He's the man who tried to seduce a fifteen year old girl (Georgiana) for her fortune. He's the man who ran off with Lydia Bennet, then also fifteen and the youngest of five sisters, knowing her family would be forced to give him her dowry and pay for them to marry her or else she'd be ruined. All the sisters would. And Lizzy knew, she knew the man was a rake and a cad. She'd even seen the way he yanked her arm in the carriage that first time they came home after their elopement. But somehow she'd still hoped that he'd try to make her happy. That hope is dead now.

Though not as dead as Wickham's about to be.

It would be quite easy, she thinks, to make it look like a hunting accident. But then she wouldn't get to see the fear in Wickham's eyes. She wants him to know, you see. She wants to watch the charm and bravado drain from his face as he hears the pistol cock and realizes his final fatal error. Because while it might be a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife, there is yet another greater universal truth he failed to recognize.

Don't fuck with the Bennet sisters; they will end you.

Pride and Prejudice Two: Elizabeth Has A Gun.

[toranttowritetoreadtodream]

And her husband is rich enough to make the fallout vanish.

[trueshredguitar]

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

[pyrokinesis]

enough of jason and tim getting along, enough of jason calling tim cute nicknames, enough of tim acting like they always were brothers, i want jason and tim to be type of brothers who can't stand each other and who fight for dick's attention cause he was always a loving big brother to them both separately, and they're not above violence to be found as dick's favorite, and they're not above violence in general, meanwhile damian is scrolling through twitter while ignoring them and cass and duke and steph are trying to figure out how to project movie from netflix on the old wayne manor threatre room canvas,

[iconuk01]

Damian is only ignoring them because he KNOWS he's Dick's favourite, and if one of these two idiots takes the other off the board, then that's one less he has to deal with.

[toranttowritetoreadtodream]

Can you imagine being one of the children of Israel born and raised during the 40 years they were eating manna in the wilderness and then one day they move and finally reach the promised land and actually start cooking and eating other food again and all of a sudden you discover that there are different flavors and textures of food?