Rats, Root Beer, Magic.

He/him chaotic rat wizard, I like root beer, and you can call me Torbr

[wizard-of-external-combustion]

So your whole thing is combustion of things-?

Combustion is best seen as a means to an end. I find that many wizards tend to ignore strictly physical or mechanical solutions to problems, but I've always been drawn to the fields of study more traditionally practiced by Artificers.

Combustion (and specifically the external combustion engine) is a very reliable and flexible source of power with a broad array of applications. Of course i do know the incantation for Trazodor's Ever-Spinning Wheel, which could similarly function as a continuous power source, but i find that a boiler and piston just has so much more flare to it.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Spent a great deal of time in secluded cultivation. Reintegrating may be a struggle. Also, I don't know if my cultivation achieved anything. I feel in no better a state than when I began.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Strange how the "I am greater than Merlin!" Spellcasters always lose to the humble "someday I will earn the right to call myself learned" sorcerer.

[the-curse-wizard]

New Curse: Cancer beam.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Does this have any advantages over the classic Cancer spell?

[councilmandave]

Hi im daveid warbler and I'm your newly elected council member. I don't know how I got this position and I'm a pretty bad wizard but I'll do my best to be a good council member anyway.

I like sports but none in particular and I can't remember all the rules. My favorite food is hamburgers.

I don't like necromancy it just kinda freaks me out man. Nothing against you guys though your pretty chill.

I'm 32

(OOC: Hi I'm Lynn! If you have any ooc questions please check out my main blog Tentakilly! I won't tolerate any form of hate speech or harassment either btw. Please remember this is a silly wizard roleplay blog for a silly character. Have a good day/night! :] )

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Will you support evil wizard's interests, and what is your stance on root beer?

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

Please ignore the dark vortex of screaming souls that's slowly growing and devouring the sky, I'm sure it's harmless and if it isn't a counterspell would probably fix it

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Just so long as you ignore me siphoning some of it.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Hey, yeah can you let me out? I get we're in this together and all, but can I have a turn being the motive ego? We're literally the same person. Also if you accept then you won't have to make yourself do things. I can do that too. Just a lil role swap.

My primary spellcasting mind thinks he should get a turn on the driver's seat. Not sure if I wanna go along with it, but I am literally him, so no real harm in it I suppose.

[facinrust]

i tire of this form

SOUNDS OF BONES BREAKING AND FLESH BEING READJUSTED

ah thats better

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I cast uncontrollable weeping.

Cry about it.

[thaumaturdy-magshitian]

I just watched my pregnant homunculus get ran over by a car. He’s dead. Extremely dead. Thank god I’m not a grandpa.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Another crisis averted by the judicious use of vehicular manslaughter.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

One of my favorite ways to win is by redefining my victory conditions. So what the annoying hero foiled my schemes? I wasted a ton of his time and made things really unpleasant for him because he made a nuisance of himself. If I decide that's a win, that's a win. Only I can decide what's a victory for me!

[wizardalexa]

✨Wizard Alexa's fursona is a frigatebird.✨

[wizardalexa]

✨Wizard Alexa will not elaborate.✨

[shebobonmydylan]

United Spellcasters Union meeting tonight, everyone please show up to cast your vote for Gandalf as president, I don’t want to see Glinda in power for another year

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

What, too afraid to go to join with the United Wizards Union? Or UWU?

[fattocatto-wizard]

*sniff sniff*

I smell a rat…

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I smell perfectly fine! I'm a clean rat you hear me! I take care of my fur and personal hygiene! Cat is very rude!

[fattocatto-wizard]

That was a different rat.

Also why are there so many rats around here lately? It’s like they want to be eaten.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I am starved for interaction among peers. My fellow rats are... Not particularly great conversationalists, and tend to die rather quickly.

[a-squirrel-wizard]

gonna enchant this which enchantment should I do

it stretches infinitely while trigger is held

beverage seeking claw

fully articulated human hand on the end

+50 lightning damage

swaps position of wielder and whatever they grab

any food item you think of appears in the claw when you pull the trigger

Voting ended onJul 10, 2025

[fattocatto-wizard]

*sniff sniff*

I smell a rat…

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I smell perfectly fine! I'm a clean rat you hear me! I take care of my fur and personal hygiene! Cat is very rude!

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Pets the cat wizard*

Hehehehe... You'll never catch me.

*Traces your location and magical signature, then teleports you straight into the sealed and in-and-out warded torture chamber*

Reveal who you are.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Torture chamber? Cringe.

*Swaps minds with another rat, leaving you with a confused but completely ordinary rat.*

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Grabs you, soul locks you into your previous body, and obliterates the other rat’s soul just to prove a point*

Vile pest…

(OOC: Sorry about him. He’s a little bit dramatic.)

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

*Spell error, soul contested*

[fattocatto-wizard]

What the…

Whatever. Why do you insist on bothering me when I’m trying to sleep?

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

You punted me, and it was very rude. So I pets the cat.

[fattocatto-wizard]

You were bothering me when I was hungry, tired, and grumpy.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I gave you advice for your slime problem, then you treated me like prey. Uncool. I'm not sorry for interrupting your nap or whatever by petting you.