Rats, Root Beer, Magic.

He/him chaotic rat wizard, I like root beer, and you can call me Torbr

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Strange how the "I am greater than Merlin!" Spellcasters always lose to the humble "someday I will earn the right to call myself learned" sorcerer.

[the-curse-wizard]

New Curse: Cancer beam.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Does this have any advantages over the classic Cancer spell?

[councilmandave]

Hi im daveid warbler and I'm your newly elected council member. I don't know how I got this position and I'm a pretty bad wizard but I'll do my best to be a good council member anyway.

I like sports but none in particular and I can't remember all the rules. My favorite food is hamburgers.

I don't like necromancy it just kinda freaks me out man. Nothing against you guys though your pretty chill.

I'm 32

(OOC: Hi I'm Lynn! If you have any ooc questions please check out my main blog Tentakilly! I won't tolerate any form of hate speech or harassment either btw. Please remember this is a silly wizard roleplay blog for a silly character. Have a good day/night! :] )

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Will you support evil wizard's interests, and what is your stance on root beer?

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

Please ignore the dark vortex of screaming souls that's slowly growing and devouring the sky, I'm sure it's harmless and if it isn't a counterspell would probably fix it

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Just so long as you ignore me siphoning some of it.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Hey, yeah can you let me out? I get we're in this together and all, but can I have a turn being the motive ego? We're literally the same person. Also if you accept then you won't have to make yourself do things. I can do that too. Just a lil role swap.

My primary spellcasting mind thinks he should get a turn on the driver's seat. Not sure if I wanna go along with it, but I am literally him, so no real harm in it I suppose.

[facinrust]

i tire of this form

SOUNDS OF BONES BREAKING AND FLESH BEING READJUSTED

ah thats better

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I cast uncontrollable weeping.

Cry about it.

[thaumaturdy-magshitian]

I just watched my pregnant homunculus get ran over by a car. He’s dead. Extremely dead. Thank god I’m not a grandpa.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Another crisis averted by the judicious use of vehicular manslaughter.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

One of my favorite ways to win is by redefining my victory conditions. So what the annoying hero foiled my schemes? I wasted a ton of his time and made things really unpleasant for him because he made a nuisance of himself. If I decide that's a win, that's a win. Only I can decide what's a victory for me!

[wizardalexa]

✨Wizard Alexa's fursona is a frigatebird.✨

[wizardalexa]

✨Wizard Alexa will not elaborate.✨

[shebobonmydylan]

United Spellcasters Union meeting tonight, everyone please show up to cast your vote for Gandalf as president, I don’t want to see Glinda in power for another year

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

What, too afraid to go to join with the United Wizards Union? Or UWU?

[fattocatto-wizard]

*sniff sniff*

I smell a rat…

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I smell perfectly fine! I'm a clean rat you hear me! I take care of my fur and personal hygiene! Cat is very rude!

[fattocatto-wizard]

That was a different rat.

Also why are there so many rats around here lately? It’s like they want to be eaten.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I am starved for interaction among peers. My fellow rats are... Not particularly great conversationalists, and tend to die rather quickly.

[a-squirrel-wizard]

gonna enchant this which enchantment should I do

it stretches infinitely while trigger is held

beverage seeking claw

fully articulated human hand on the end

+50 lightning damage

swaps position of wielder and whatever they grab

any food item you think of appears in the claw when you pull the trigger

Voting ended onJul 10, 2025

[fattocatto-wizard]

*sniff sniff*

I smell a rat…

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I smell perfectly fine! I'm a clean rat you hear me! I take care of my fur and personal hygiene! Cat is very rude!

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Pets the cat wizard*

Hehehehe... You'll never catch me.

*Traces your location and magical signature, then teleports you straight into the sealed and in-and-out warded torture chamber*

Reveal who you are.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Torture chamber? Cringe.

*Swaps minds with another rat, leaving you with a confused but completely ordinary rat.*

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Grabs you, soul locks you into your previous body, and obliterates the other rat’s soul just to prove a point*

Vile pest…

(OOC: Sorry about him. He’s a little bit dramatic.)

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

*Spell error, soul contested*

[fattocatto-wizard]

What the…

Whatever. Why do you insist on bothering me when I’m trying to sleep?

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

You punted me, and it was very rude. So I pets the cat.

[fattocatto-wizard]

You were bothering me when I was hungry, tired, and grumpy.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

I gave you advice for your slime problem, then you treated me like prey. Uncool. I'm not sorry for interrupting your nap or whatever by petting you.

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Pets the cat wizard*

Hehehehe... You'll never catch me.

*Traces your location and magical signature, then teleports you straight into the sealed and in-and-out warded torture chamber*

Reveal who you are.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Torture chamber? Cringe.

*Swaps minds with another rat, leaving you with a confused but completely ordinary rat.*

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Grabs you, soul locks you into your previous body, and obliterates the other rat’s soul just to prove a point*

Vile pest…

(OOC: Sorry about him. He’s a little bit dramatic.)

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

*Spell error, soul contested*

[fattocatto-wizard]

What the…

Whatever. Why do you insist on bothering me when I’m trying to sleep?

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

You punted me, and it was very rude. So I pets the cat.

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Pets the cat wizard*

Hehehehe... You'll never catch me.

*Traces your location and magical signature, then teleports you straight into the sealed and in-and-out warded torture chamber*

Reveal who you are.

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

Torture chamber? Cringe.

*Swaps minds with another rat, leaving you with a confused but completely ordinary rat.*

[fattocatto-wizard]

*Grabs you, soul locks you into your previous body, and obliterates the other rat’s soul just to prove a point*

Vile pest…

(OOC: Sorry about him. He’s a little bit dramatic.)

[torbrthatonerootbeerrat]

*Spell error, soul contested*