good omens crack → 4/?
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good omens crack → 4/?
GOOD OMENS + TEXT POSTS [3/?]
Bonus:
My silly Good Omens comic!
"crowley's suffered more than jesus" "aziraphale has unhealed trauma" MICHAEL SHEEN HAD TO KISS DAVID TENNANT AND PRETEND HE DIDN'T ENJOY IT IMMENSELY WHOS THE REAL VICTIM HERE
the way anakin and obi wan are so intertwined—- your honor, i love these two
whether you want it to be platonic or romantic (and both are so unbelievably valid), these two are the closest thing to soulmates i think two characters can be. and this is from someone who doesn’t necessarily love the soulmate trope.
even at their angriest, all they can think about is each other.
obi-wan loves anakin so much that he watched over his child for him and protected him. and anakin, as vader, had his love so twisted that it turned into a deep, unhealthy obsession, easily interpreted as hatred. even vader interpreted it as hatred.
it’s such an intense bond that it’s wild to even try to comprehend or think about. we all know and acknowledge how deep anakin loves, to the point that it’s harmful. but obi-wan also loves anakin to such an intense degree, even if he’s better at not. you know. actually losing his mind.
and i think the biggest tragedy of this whole thing is that they never know how to tell each other this. so they just go their whole lives, knowing but not knowing.
it’s heartbreaking.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ
World Heritage Post
I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash
IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET.
HAHAH
Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected
I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020
I missed this post so much
Oh my god, the old gods have returned.
[anakin voice] can i keep him
generation swap au!! basically obi wan and ahsoka swap places in the lineage and now Shenanigans Are Afoot. everyone keeps the same age gaps so ahsoka and anakin are 5 years apart and obi wan and anakin are 16 years apart
qui gon survives naboo because i say so, and is technically anakin’s master but as his injury rendered him permanently temple-bound, ahsoka takes up mentorship/a supervisory role for anakin on missions
they begin to get a reputation for. Explosive Solutions To Problems.
years down the line when anakin is a senior padawan he meets initiate obi wan after he gets landed creche duty after a typical tano-skywalker mission forces him into medical leave. initiate obi wan takes one look at anakin and instantly decides to be his friend.
what that ends up meaning is that obi wan keeps trying to toddle along on missions with them because he “just wants to make sure they all get back okay” and they (qui gon and ahsoka) have to keep gently shepherding him back to the creche.
anakin is like “i blew up the trade federation at age 9 why can’t he come along???”
“he is THREE”
every day i am percieved™️
There is a reason for this though!
The original tweet summarizes it pretty well. Fanfic tends to be popular among certain types of neurodivergent people (aka people most likely to read excessively as a child, and have burnout as an adult) for the same reasons that we tend to hyperfixate–neurochemical signaling (I hope I’m using that phrase correctly). What I mean is, for people who are really dependent on changes in dopamine/serotonin/neurotransmitter levels, who have low levels or wonky neural reward systems (perhaps the most common types of neurodivergence)…people like us rely on dependable external sources of those neurochemicals. In order to function, we spend a lot of our free time trying to level out our brain chemistry using things that can reliably bring us a steady stream of joyful moments (rewards) without costing too much of the mental effort that is already in short supply.
significantly: the investment of reading has to be balanced with a steady “return on investment”–and this return has to start fairly quickly. because again, we don’t have a lot of attention/energy to invest on tiring things. we have perpetual “low batteries” in that regard.
that doesn’t mean these stories are “simple,” or that they lack complexity or value–only that the reward has to come in short regular intervals, and it has to have a low “upfront cost.” which is why fanfic stories are so perfectly formulated for neurodivergent readers–they are often beautifully written, but skip a lot of the upfront costs (of introducing new characters, of world-building, of getting the audience emotionally connected to the story elements).
the nature of fanfiction is that the reader has a pre-existing relationship with this world and these characters. that–combined with the shorter average length of fics–means that fan fics very quickly start “rewarding” the reader in a way that traditional fiction struggles to. that’s not a bad thing! and maybe it’s something more traditionally published writers should be paying attention to.
Fanfic, as a genre, has been uniquely helpful and accessible to many neurodivergent readers who would otherwise struggle to immerse themselves in stories. I’m glad so many of you have found a way to love and enjoy reading again! The important thing is that you are spending time inside stories you love–the way those stories are published or presented to the world is just one detail.
*holds your hand* no, we’re ALL bitches
I used to devour books as a kid, could read a 400 page book in one day. I read at school, during lunch break, while walking home, while eating, before sleep, just every moment I could. Then I hit twenties and I just can’t read like that anymore. I now have a short attention span, have to reread paragraphs, and oftentimes I get to the end of a page only to realize that I have no idea what I just read. So reading books became a chore. Reading fanfiction is much easier, though sometimes my attention drifts even when reading them.
song: "I Knew You Once" by Dodie
oooo boy this took a long time,,, but i was just thinkin about how obi-wan raised anakin since he was a child and how well he probably thought he knew him, so.. i made this!! hope u liked it!!
No, I'm not crying right now. No, that's not a tissue in my hand *cries an ocean*
anakin_is_a_clown.mp4
It's sad but sorry, I can't stop laughing
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS
Thank you, Master.
the clone wars + text posts (8/?)
Omg, I just had this crazy idea.
We know that Hayden Christensen's Anakin is coming back for the Obi-Wan series, right? And we also know that Ahsoka is going to appear in (probably) multiple shows, not only The Mandalorian, riiiiiight?
And now think.
Ahsoka is coming back. Anakin is coming back. Obi-Wan is coming back. EVERYONE'S COMING BACK. This can mean only one thing - WE'RE GONNA GET CLONE WARS FLASHBACKS WITH OUR TRIO AND OH MY KRIFFING GOD, THIS IS GONNA BE KRIFFING GOLD, I'M SCREAMIIING
Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)
So I recently bought the Revenge of the Sith novel by Matthew Stover and I just decided to flip it open to a random page just to see what the writing was like. Boy was I unprepared for the iconicness I discovered.
The part I read was this of this old hunchback guy in a cloak walking towards clone troopers (this is after the troopers start killing jedi) with a baby in his arms. He starts telling the troopers that it’s a jedi baby and the troopers are like “uuuhhh okay crazy old man with a really ugly deformed baby alert back away” but the old guy keeps insisting that the baby is a jedi so the troopers are like “how do you know? it could just be any random baby” and then the baby says “you can tell by my lightsaber” and kills the troopers. The baby was actually Yoda and the hunchback was Obi Wan.
All I can imagine now was the conversation that led up to this very dramatic and hilarious ruse, and how exactly they came up with it. I kind of feel like it was the Star Wars equivalent of “Get Help” from Thor: Ragnarok???? Like???
Obi Wan: Hey Yoda, we should do “Jedi Baby.”
Yoda: Doing that, we are not.
Obi Wan: Oh come on, you love it!
Yoda: No.
Obi Wan: It’s great! It works every time!
Yoda: Humiliating, it is.
Obi Wan: Do you have a better plan?
Yoda: No.
Obi Wan: Excellent. We are doing it then.
Yoda: Doing “Jedi Baby” we are not.
……..
Obi Wan, 5 minutes later, cradling Yoda: Look! It’s a Jedi baby!
The personalities of Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan #1: Anxious little thing. Still padawan in his heart. Just wants Qui-Gon back. Sad. Constantly overwhelmed. Someone hug him. Someone give him a normal, settled, lovely life without difficulties. This man deserves protection.
Obi-Wan #2: Logic man. Analyst. Can defeat you with words in 0,00038 seconds. Smarter than you. Smarter than anyone. Reads a lot. Chess king. Pokerface. Hides his feelings on purpose. Has a 'dad-mode'. You can't hide anything from him.
Obi-Wan #3: Sassy. Sexy. His sarcasm will kill him one day, but still, he will die fabulous. Perfect hair, perfect beard, perfect everything. Gets into fights a lot. Dramatic, but won't admit it. His smile is the last thing you'll see.
So true, I swear