[moonlipgloss]

posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

[tornadodyke]

the nightmares about schoolwork deadlines are back. SIGHHHH

[bulkhummus]

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

[cocksuredness-deactivated202410]

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

[tiktaalic]

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

[elizabisme]

[nonepizzarightbeef]

There is something SO FUNNY about when someone makes a Strawman for a bit and someone comes out "Yes, hello, it is me! The pretend person that you made up as an exageration. It is not an exageration, I am right here"

[supermariomamafucker]

I FOUND THIS VINE AGAIN

[incorrectinfinity]

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

[striders]

[jvhdb]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

are mandarins a type of orange

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2024

[stillmorestuff]

[babygoatsandfriends]

Goat hunter

[averyterrible]

250,000 cards

[alienpapacy]

I am the foremost ghost hunter in this part of town

[inthefallofasparrow]

‘Bravery… but also caution’

[academicssay]

[crystalfountain]

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Matt Damon went to Ben Affleck's house not wearing his wedding ring which could mean nothing or could mean your icon is more accurate than we thought (THIS IS A JOKE FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE)

GOD shout out to the funniest headline of all time

[fishgummy]

>buy impossible burger >look inside >it's possible

[junglejim4322]

>buy beyond burger

>look inside

>it’s within

[tornadodyke]

kind of wish tumblr WOULD die just so i can finally be free of torturing myself with a website that takes five million years to load ANYTHING no matter the browser you're using. dreamwidth doesn't do this to me

[brucebocchi]