[blond-shell]

it’s way more fun when famous people aren’t openly gay but i know they’re gay

[tortellini-world]

scrolling my #dashborchard looking at the peaches #stonefruitseason

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[naturalpr3y]

My understanders will Understand me

[visenyaism]

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

[averagesquire]

Marly voice Yeah bro. Even in Ottawa we’ll be together bro. Just look at the moon bro. No Matter where we are we can always look to the same moon bro. I love you.

[tortellini-world]

when you’re holding a mop, the whole world looks like a floor

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[caramelizard-deactivated2025122]

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Shane: baby, of course. I would take such good care of you. Get you the nicest dirt I could. & I’d bring you to the rink every day so you could wiggle around on the ice :)

Ilya: okay :D would you still love me if I was bad at hockey?

Shane: Please don’t ask me that

[release-the-sheep]

[pictures-of-dogs]

glbrglbgggblblbl

[dreadgf]

[clytemnestraaa]

marleau fully forgetting where and when he is when ilya gives a particularly rousing locker room speech about kicking the metros ass. AS MY LIEGE LORD SPAKE! TODAY WE SHALL FEED THE FRANKS THEIR OWN ENTRAILS!! and ilya is like yes exactly this thank you marly

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya: I’m slowly boiling in this pot…. It’s burning my flesh… it’s hollowing me out… why won’t Shane get me out of the pot…

Galina: that’s very difficult. have you told him about the pot?

Ilya: OF COURSE I HAVEN’T TOLD HIM ABOUT THE FUCKING POT

[greatestlittlegiant]

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

[greatestlittlegiant]

song of the summer!!