Honestly clown, go fuck yourself

[spiralatria]

honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

[spiralatria]

for sale:

two graves,

never filled by the guy i wanted revenge on, and also me,

[spiralatria]

it's just like they say. the best revenge is regular cardio and proper emotional management skills.

[paranoid-parakeet]

oh this is wonderful, someone already dug two graves for my revenge quest! now i can focus an ever-increasing amount of hatred and rage into self-destructive habits without release of physical labor!

[luisonte]

Pues yo me lo había creído

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I was completely ready to accept this was a diplodocus for longer than it could plausibly look like any animal

[bright-thorn]

Audio: John Hammond says "Welcome...to Jurassic Park!" The music swells. Right as it's going to start the main theme, the truck carrying the base of the wind turbine blade becomes visible, and the orchestra is replaced by kazoos.

[roboco-san]

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

[fieldexplores]

A Man of Few Words

[valtharr]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[justatallstick]

have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup

[teaboot]

This is like a right wing political cartoon I love that it's real

[wlwaluigi]

[ladyoftheharbour]

that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn't she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael... pet photos of all time

[ladyoftheharbour]

these ones

[johnnytesticles]

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[cannibalcaprine2]

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

[duckbunny]

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

[dreidelsanddragons]

First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

[meshaamem-li]

[kushblazer666]

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[pangur-and-grim]

when I'm sad, this thing comes and bites me

[pangur-and-grim]

giving him a handshake for a job well done

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[rabbitholesitrippedon]

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sausaged-rat]

[flagellant]

Hey don't cry. .one half pounds of asparagus, placed on a baking sheet, drizzled with olive oil, and then add a third of a bulb of garlic finely chopped, paprika, salt, pepper, lemon juice, fresh rosemary, toss and broil in the oven OK?