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Sex fact #10 oral sex

If you perform oral sex on a penis enough, you will strengthen your jaw muscles so much that you'll never lose a cherry pit spitting contest.

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Fact #9 conception

A womans chance to conceive rises exponentially if she has an orgasm. On the flip side, if the woman doesn't want to get pregnant an orgasm increases the likelihood that she wont become pregnant. The moral of the story is make sure the woman orgasms during sex.

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Fact #8 Testicles

Many know that the testicles, or testes, produce semen, but did you also know that they produce milk just like breasts do. However you shouldnt feed this milk to babies, ever, never ever ever feed to babies.

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Fact #7 sperm

Sperm got its locomotion ideas from frogs, it was super awkward for a couple of years because they originally took the idea from adult frogs.

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Fact #6 STI's

There are multiple STI's out there. If you happen to catch them all you'll unlock a 3rd arm.

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Fact #5 birth

During pregnancy the woman has to store up energy so the doctors can access the baby ocean dimension. This is why a womans water "breaks" when she goes into labor.

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Fact #4 Eggs

When the unfertilized eggs go through the fallopian tubes they shout "totally tubular!" As loud as they can. Scientists arent exactly sure how they do this but it is confirmed that they're way cooler than scientists.

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Fact #3 Conception

When having sex without a condom on be sure to pull out quickly, otherwise the fertalized egg will attach to the head of the penis like a face hugger from aliens.

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Fact #2 The erection

An erection happens when semen travels through the vas deferens and inflates the penis bone, the bone then becomes turgid and creates the erection you know and love today. The erection then deflates if an orgasm happens or if the semen travels back to the testicles to create "blue balls"

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Fact #1: The Vagina

Much like the Mariana trench, the full depths of the vagina have not yet been explored. Many scientists have sent probes, but none have returned