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[mwagneto]

reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed

[mwagneto]

more

[sherlock-is-ace]

If I might add…

[damn-shawty]

may i add

[palenoface]

[hurleyquinnzel]

[bluestone-alley]

[korrashaircut]

modern hieroglyphics

[genuinelyshallow]

“ Just gather us all in one place and kill us all with missiles. Let us all die at once as martyrs. Because what you’re doing right now is torture! “

I am still sorry if putting this in blm and stop asian hate offends anyone, but as you know by now, social media platforms are preventing Palestine from trending. And you deserve to know the truth. And Palestinian deserve to be heard

[penny-anna]

AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

[penny-anna]

1) after a while her habit of swooping in at the last minute to save the day gets her a rep as a legit superhero. she’s like ‘no you don’t understand. I Am Not Nice. I’m doing this for very selfish reasons - stop praising me you don’t get it’

2) ‘I’m starting to think that destiny must be a real thing. there’s no other explanation for how many of my surprises are dogs. destiny is real and destiny wants me to have dogs for some reason.’

[problematicfan]

Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, “bard, hold my earrings.”

[penny-anna]

Yennefer: actually can I trade your child surprise for some of my dog surprises

Geralt: um

Yennefer: how many dogs equals one child. how about 10? 10 dogs.

Geralt: I don’t think this is how the law of surprise works

[penny-anna]

Jaskier: Geralt’s child surprise is a princess so I’d say she’s worth at least 20 dogs

Yennefer: how about 15? I can do you 15. 

Geralt: no.

Jaskier: but Geralt…. so many puppies Geralt

[penny-anna]

*a portal opens. dozens upon dozens of dogs come spilling out, racing around and clearly having a great time*

Villain of the week: ??????

Geralt: oh good! Yennefer’s here

Jaskier, yelling through portal: hi Yennefer!

Villain of the week: ????????????????????????

[lentilswitheverything]

“It’s one human baby, Geralt. How much could it be, like 10 dogs?”

[a-funyarinpa]

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

[the-gummy-worms-have-me]

Everyone look at this

[minty-mayhem]

The ending is incredibly satisfying

[linguisticparadox]

I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE

[inappropriatehistory]

[smuganimebitch]

imo all movies being some kind of superhero shit paid for by disney is kind of like when every painting and sculpture was some jesus shit comissioned by the catholic church

[smuganimebitch]

marvel movies

enormous collaborative projects that involve hundreds of people

beloved by the masses

functions as propaganda for US foreign policy

cathedrals

enormous collaborative projects that involve hundreds of people

beloved by the masses

functions as propaganda for the catholic church

[smuganimebitch]

i'll be honest this was less an attempt to make a serious point and more of an attempt to upset marvel fans and catholics with one post

[mintywhisker-deactivated2021053]

a while back i read a post along the lines of “if you feel like everyone hates you, it’s time to rest… if you feel like you hate everyone else, it’s time to eat” and honest to god i’ve never used any piece of advice more than i have that one

[daughterofthestars]

I always add on “if you feel like you hate yourself, it’s time to take a shower” to turn it into a trifecta.

[potamikou]

…………………………belt.

[banettepost]

What exactly is The Mausoleum anyway, bc this whole time I confused it with a mortuary. Yes I've imagined the people I assigned there embalming dead bodies. It's a cool process.

[totallynotstalya]

From what I learned it's like a catacomb for the past kings of Devildom or something like that.

[ruinedchildhood]

[retrogamingblog2]

Prepare for trouble

[adhd-vibes]

[bamboo-muse]

This is it… you’ve captured the mood of 2020

[feminineduck-deactivated2022051]

[dj-jazzyjeb]

when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in

[little-scribblers-heart]

I still love it though

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Cherry blossom eeveelutions

[firedrill]