My Life in a Selfcesty Yaois

HERO OF RAGE so fresh sup I'm sam and I like it when dave makes out with himself DERSE DREAMER

[touvestuck]

just so everyone here knows I’m no longer going to be posting/reblogging anything on this blog (too inactive, not enough hs being produced)

if yall followed me for art you can find me here or you can go here for my main blog

[weirdmageddon]

[munavoi]

he canonically wanted to be a paleontologist let me live

[27-teacups]

homestuck cosplay meetup things:

checking your makeup in the shades of the nearest dave 

[ryngtail]

woke up n had to scratch that ever persistent davekat itch

also:

[lem0nascent7]

meet

[hobbinch]

Homestuck Epilogue Prediction

The Beta Kids, satisfied with a job well-done, are spending some quality time together at the beach. A message in a bottle washes up on the shore. Mickey Mouse Vriska is summoning them back to save the multiverse yet again. Music by Utada Hikaru Toby Fox begins playing.

[bottleshark]

This has been a really stressful week.

EDIT: Fixed the hand ugh. AND THE TATTOO.

[dacadaca]

a little continuation to this because why not

[thisnameisfalse]

Obama is the Homestuck president The entirety of HS took place within his 8-year term

[punkbutch-deactivated20161214]

holy shit

[punlich]

Thanks, Obama

[dildojohn]

my people

i have found out that it takes one whole week to read all of homestuck, including playing the flash games and stuff.

7 days.

carry on.

[threefeline]

a true hero

[jakemorph]

this is the last one i absolutely promise you all

[davidstrider]

[bartcore-deactivated20190129]

i found tragedy at my local value village

[secretboardofshadowyfigures-blog]

omg

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

Fucking amazing.

[connemor]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

[softhakyeons-deactivated2017011]

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

[drkotobuki]

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

[visualvexation]

“shit. let’s be santa”

[eatratshit]

“i’m 13 u egg”

[yd12k]

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

[curlicuecal]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

[questbedhead]

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

[earl-greys]

[seesawyeeter]

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

[thealiienbae-blog]

Kick it barak

[erikavvvv]

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

[triclops-blog1]

My personal favorite:

[cowards-sorcery]

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

[notsoheadless]

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

[acidsbeats]

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

[noodlenumber]

[dregadude]

this is the rarest universe pepe, it only appears once every successful sburb session. reblog for a planet free from tyranny

[lunaklim-moved]

just saying but the canon way to determine whether your moon is prospit or derse is how messy your bed is