hey guys

i am going to become the worst poster in the history of this site

[thenupray4me]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[couchnapping]

insane goodwill find

[couchnapping]

perfectly rational goodwill find

[rockyp77mk3]

The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.

[honeydewcorporation]

Wrong: Darkness Beam Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[dogpuppy]

[lakewinnipeg]

need

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[mousemilf]

Let's get friday afternoon pregnant with saturday morning

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[callali1y]

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[bruzum]

[tvrded]

Being a bisexual man flirting witha. A woman so embarrassing are we queening out or do u want me

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one