[sword-wielding-sapphic]

first rule of fandom is everything goes back to destiel

second rule of fandom is everything goes back to kirk/spock

third rule of fandom is everything goes back to holmes & watson

fourth rule of fandom is everything goes back to achilles & patroclus

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

the funny thing is. I originally typed out "fifth rule of fandom is everything goes back to gilgamesh & enkidu" but then I thought 'no, I can't trust that people will be familiar with the epic of gilgamesh'

I should have known. nerd ass website.

[my-dailydreams]

[a-little-bit-oddish]

despite the fact that jud's form and view of christianity is a very pleasant one, i appreciate that no part of benoit blanc is converted. it's not like i expected benoit to become a christian obviously, but i expected him to potentially stay for a service at the end, when invited. or to show appreciation for what jud is building at his church. even just appreciation that he's welcome.

after the whole movie, when benoit is given the invite, he still says there's nothing he wants less than to stay in that church. it's very, very reasonable and realistic of a traumatized atheist, but i almost never see it depicted in this way. usually they come around to "see the beauty" in one way or another. i just really appreciate that they didn't do that.

[valtsv]

"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

[sunflowers-and-scales]

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

[sunflowers-and-scales]

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

[liketolaugh-writes]

"Why didn't Sam just push Frodo into Mt. Doom?"

[scramratz]

My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

[slimegirlsmallcock]

[summerash17]

Oh sorry, is Microsoft Excel a game to you? Do yuo know how many lives hang in the balance

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The first?

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

That's a fucking ladder

[indigoisokay]

LMAO

[anneapocalypse]

Unfortunately serious post but given that the current climate I think we gotta stop acting scandalized by anything to do with sex, even as a joke. I need people to be as mad about "jokingly" referring to anything sexual as "sin" and "jokingly" shaming people for expressing sexuality or discussing sexual topics and the like as we are about "girl math" and "girl dinner." Because the people we're up against are not joking, they actually do think sex is inherently perverse and sinful and can only be sanctified within the bounds of total conformity and denial of personal agency, and they're out to shame and villifiy all forms of sexual nonconformity, including all forms of queerness, including asexuality because that too is an assertion of personal agency and therefore a threat to hegemony. At this point we cannot be reinforcing any of that even as a joke. Enough. Sex is neither evil nor sacred, it's a morally neutral subset of human behaviors.

[anneapocalypse]

Inevitably at some point if this post reaches far enough, someone will tell me to "learn to take a joke" to which I say: No. Decades of "learning to take a joke" and "not being such a bitch" got us here, so strident humorless feminist bitch hours it is.

[ulibeanzz]

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

[ulibeanzz]

[ulibeanzz]

hey just wanted to say thanks for this incredibly chilling remark i’m so scared now

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

movies are literally good. or bad sometimes. depending

[valtsv]

the thing about body horror is that there's nothing you can come up with that can compete with what the human body will do to itself under a sufficient amount of stress

[valtsv]

EXCEPT ‼️ radiation poisoning. that shit is fuuuuuucked.

[laserbitch]

[dankxsinatra]

Ghislaine when sixpence was getting cancelled for having a child slave

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

[lilstinky]

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

[lylahammar]

idk if this is a boomer take but I think ppl should make more of an effort to go see movies in theaters bc I couldn’t bear it if the movie theater industry went down and the only way to watch movies was through streaming I’m not strong enough

[lylahammar]

Actually I’ll make it even more boomer because I genuinely think it’s a good thing for people to have a reason to put down social media for an hour or two and just focus all their attention on a movie together and get fully immersed like I think that’s good practice for our attention spans and ultimately for our mental health (unless you’re a person who uses your phone during the movie in the theater in which case uh idk die)

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about