it's the mystic, better go ballistic

im maxie! 29, no minors, pls! radical sandwich anarchist. ive never been skydiving but i zoomed in really fast on google maps once.

[livefromtheyard]

[daisy-dewdrop-fluffington]

Just gonna leave this here in case anyone is in need of a brooding, forlorn prince

[ratcoffin69]

[despazito]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[neotrances-deactivated]

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[egberts]

they don't want you to know this but being weird and staying silly really helps you feel young forever

[spoonybird]

creature

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes

[just-rhys-things]

Same mood as naming your Pokémon after a totally different one for online matches

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[swooood-dooooood]

never forget arceus steel

[fialovart]

Typhlosion

Redbubble | ko-fi | instagram | bluesky | tattoo commission

[importantcatpics]

[eyexunt]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[hollow-head]

i've always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can't hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn't brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i've tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.

The moral of the story is: don't give up, maybe you just need bricks

[teaboot]

[sims3truther]