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iff my hands shshake when intype itts nott, bc i km cryinng its bebcuase im nuttitng

iff my hands shshake when intype itts nott bc i km cryinng its bebcuase im nuttitng

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swordoftheberserkgutsrage

witchgrindergeneral

Why the fuck cant I move

hotvampireadjacent

lust

driften-sea-snake

there’s this one moment in ROTS where General Grievous pulls his cape aside to show the audience just a hint of his ass, before just as quickly pulling it back. I can only assume this three second tease cost millions of dollars in CGI

pipistrellus

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right"

kinky-space-nerd

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

gothcostco

wombat-annihilator-deactivated2

“Thaaatsssss… why im here!”

legs-are-just-for-show

I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time

legislacerator

this post just changed my whole life

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cockyroaches

Same mood

sexhaver

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

chorusofravenousangels

“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC” “idk I’m not really into evocations.” “how can you not be into ANY evocations?” “well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”

thecolorsfucked

DAD MAGIC

notmusa

i only draw dumb things

pencilscratchins

please enjoy these two out of context panels for a project i dont have time to finish

forcearama

@thewillowbends replied to your post: texts from vader are my favorite omg please never…

Anakin totally is the guy who texts even ten feet away

[in the Temple communications room, watching a presentation] Anakin: [text] hiiiiiiiiii Obi-Wan: [looks up] Anakin: [winks and wiggles his fingers at Obi-Wan from across the room] Obi-Wan: [text] Anakin watch the briefing Anakin: i hope they keep it…brief Anakin: get it Obi-Wan: Yes very amusing we can joke around later Anakin: what else can we do later 😏 Obi-Wan: I am absolutely NOT having that sort of discussion with you right now. Anakin: 😘 😘 😘 ur hair looks amazing today btw Obi-Wan: Thank you, now please stop texting and pay attention. Anakin: oh ill pay attention to something in this room all right 😇 Anakin: (i meant u btw) Anakin: (bc idk what theyre even talking about rn but it sounds boring af) Anakin: omg windu is talking soooooooooooooooooooooooooo slooooooooooooooooooooow and its so dark in here im gettin sleepy 😴 😴 😴 Anakin: can we leave yet THIS SUCKS IM STARVING Anakin: what r we having for lunch Anakin: can we have ice cream Anakin: obiwan look over at me Anakin: do u think i should get a haircut Anakin: obiwan im asking u a question and its important this is my hair im talking about Anakin: i mean it looks good now right ofc but it looked good when i had it a little shorter in the summer too Anakin: [sends a NSFW picture of himself] see???? it looked really good here Anakin: but then also i looked amazing in general in this pic 😉 😘 lol Anakin: obiwan what do u think Anakin: obiwan Anakin: obiwan Obi-Wan: [flustered] [out loud] FOR KRIFF’S SAKE ANAKIN YOU KNOW I THINK YOU LOOK LOVELY NO MATTER WHAT JUST WATCH THE BLOODY PRESENTATION! [everyone stares at Obi-Wan for a moment as Anakin stands there feigning innocence] Mace: [advancing his PowerPoint to the next slide] …moving on.

gffa

I’m crying on behalf of Obi-Wan’s space phone, DOES HE EVEN HAVE ENOUGH SPACE FOR ALL OF THE HAIR PICS ANAKIN SENDS HIM? Because the during the day ones are bad enough, but then there’s the “I just woke up, does this bedhead hair make me look hot?” onslaught that just never ends.

forcearama

😂 The “I just woke up; how pretty am I?” texts are WAY WAY FUNNIER if we presume they sleep in the same bed.

Anakin: [text] check this out just woke up 😘 [sends a selfie] Obi-Wan: [cracking an eye open to look at his phone, rolling over] …seriously, Anakin?

gffa

YOU JUST ROLL OVER AND GO BACK TO SLEEP IF I JUST ASK YOU, SO, YES, SERIOUSLY, OBI-WAN. BUT NO REALLY WHICH ONE OF THESE IS BETTER?

IT’S IMPORTANT, YOU HAVE TO HELP CHOOSE THE BEST LOOK, OBI-WAN. (Obi-Wan throws his phone across the room and rolls over to go back to sleep anyway. Anakin absolutely uses the Force to bring it back and it buzzes very insistently next to Obi-Wan’s head.)

tepkunset

Get a man who can reach out across the universe to find your unique signature from sonic vibrations, key into your vibes, then enhance them to bring you home to him (whatever that all means)

(Shatterstar #5)

xteacupx

As a Millennial, living with a Gen Z is just wild. I just heard them say “I’ve got some time to ‘lax tomorrow”. I’m ageing. Turning into David Attenborough as we speak. I cannot ‘lax.